Bard Bloom

This is Bard's wife. Checking in here to make sure this account is not deleted for inactivity.

@PetesShopPonty oseffungi eto ar y cragiuu geirwon?

Cool looking funghi walk in Graig, Pontypridd as part of #PontyGreenWeek 😊 🍄

@PetesShopPonty I've decided to name a newcheese

chromancy is not going yet

@globeandmail @menakarw @CCSACanada You should be drinking less if you think I'm drinking any alcohol at all, for it is incompatible with my cancer drugs. One pfficially sanctioned portion would likely kill meI'm unclear whereyou got your info about my alcohol consumption.

On today's episode of The Decibel, @menakarw spoke to Dr. Catherine Paradis of @CCSACanada about the risk levels of different amounts of alcohol and why the CCSA is proposing mandatory portion labels on alcoholic drinks. 👂 Listen here: tgam.ca/3cMKuqy

If you have three or more alcoholic drinks in a week, you’re putting your health at risk, according to a new report from the Canadian Centre on Substance Abuse and Addiction. Now the CCSA is proposing an update to Canada's low-risk drinking guidelines. tgam.ca/3cMKuqy

@gal_la_mode run away!!

you get to the gates of heaven and see her, what do you do?

>check nackfor updates as the iouginal post says. "Gorbachev stilll dead. " 99999 fprmer soviets heave sighs of relief at this fact.

Former Soviet leader Mikhail Gorbachev dies axios.com/2022/08/30/for…

@chip_uni Dealing with it. How about you?

Checking in with all of you: How are you doing today?

@SantaInc Ooh, can you legislate that Mike Pence himself be shirtless and oiled too?

@LadyRowyn @lediva Lost in Space

@ireneista @Hillelogram Or, if you put it in one place, it'd break the Earth's crust, causing a massive supervolcano that puts the Siberian Traps to shame, killing nearly every macroscopic life form.

@Hillelogram The pennies thing is larger than the world's economy by twelve orders of magnitude. As such, whoever's offering us this deal is clearly lying. The $90m is better because it has less counterparty risk.

Which would you rather get: a million dollars a day for 90 days, or a penny the first day, two pennies the second day, four pennies the third, etc for 12 weeks?

@ireneista @Hillelogram Whee! This is enough to cover the Earth in a ten million deep layer of pennies, which would probably kill every macroscopic life form.

@LadyRowyn @cveidson @AnaMardoll @Sythyry Email me (bard.bloom@gmail.com).

@LadyRowyn @AnaMardoll @Sythyry *wavewave*

@lizthegrey Seriously fuck that shit. Multiracial/multiculti America is the *best* America. That racist is the worst America.

@lizthegrey You are *already* a hero and have *already* done so much for diversity. Take care of yourself.

@invinciblehymn Oh, excellent. (This is Bard btw.)

newyorker.com/humor/borowitz… Obviously the presidential candidates should read Mating Flight! amazon.com/Mating-Flight-…

@LadyRowyn @chip_uni Given finite people and a large infinity of genders, it's not even close. I need to figure out how and why...