John Schimek

Couldn’t believe this was real. Still don’t even though it’d been confirmed. Saying “Praise Be To Allah” on Easter is NOTTTT gonna go over well with his religious base. This is kinda the wildest thing he’s ever said right??

@dom_lucre She should read Job.

🔥🚨BREAKING: Savannah Guthrie revealed that she is ‘disappointed with God’ in her Easter message as her mother Nancy remains missing. “These moments of deep disappointment with God, the feeling of utter abandonment,” she continued. “For most of us, there will come a time in our life when these feelings hold sway.”

@jackunheard Drugs are bad @JoJoFromJerz

The wild witch of the west is now in my comment section claiming Trump had nothing to do with the rescue of the American pilot.

#CrimsonDesert Tips and Tricks 🤭

@BOSSportsGordo @gfstarr1 Its early April. Collectively chill out.

Roman Anthony: “This is unacceptable. It's unacceptable to the fans. It's unacceptable to the standard that we set for ourselves.” (via @gfstarr1)

@Timcast The jokes fly over your nasty beanie covered head eh Timmy?

Do you stand with Trump?

@realmflynnJR @ForgiatoBlow47 Someone check this nerd's hard drive

@ForgiatoBlow47 They all suck.

Who’s Your Favorite??? Ben Shapiro Mark Levin Lindsey Graham Dan Bongino Sean Hannity

@wrestletaleszay You're a few days late for April Fool's.... 🤡

🚨 This pains me to the core, but I kinda believe WWE has like 5 years at max before they shut down or become completely unfamiliar as a product. Unless Vince McMahon buys it back and then die, I don't see what's going to save WWE from the hands of Endeavour.

@CramerSez @RealAlexJones No. He's just dancing for the puppet master that is bailing him out of his financial ruin.

- Just to be clear, @RealAlexJones, the dude who lost his broadcasting empire for claiming the Sandy Hook massacre was faked… Now wants you to believe Trump is in the pocket of another nation. Has Alex Jones been controlled the entire time? Inquiring minds want to know. -

It must be a cruel inside joke that contact lens packaging has text labeling on it in so small that it can’t be read without contact lenses.

@LegionLooterana Insomniac has earned my trust. Can't wait to see how this turns out!

🚨 #WolverinePS5 - ADIÓS AL MUNDO ABIERTO 🚨 🔥🎮 Wolverine en PS5 NO será un sandbox gigante como Spider-Man. 🗣️ Insomniac apuesta por un diseño "Wide-Linear" (estilo God of War o Tomb Raider). 👉🏻 Esto sin duda repercutirá en mejores gráficos, menos misiones de relleno y momentos preparados espectaculares 🐺🔥 🤔 ¿Os convence o preferíais mundo abierto? 👇 Os leo #WolverinePS5 #PlayStation #InsomniacGames #GamingNews

@jason_howerton All the above and none of them. We ALL put Him on the cross because of our sin. He also was not forced or coerced on to the cross. He laid down His life willingly. Soli deo Gloria!

A bunch of people are arguing over who killed Jesus. Some say Jews did it. Others say the Romans did it. Some blame Judas. But I know the truth. I killed Jesus. You killed Jesus. We killed Jesus. And for that reason, we exalt His name in return for a gift we do not deserve.

Not naming names obviously, but shortly after Hegseth’s confirmation I was at the Fox News studios and a personality said to me, “It’s all true, every single thing written about him. We’re all shaking our heads but we can’t say anything.”

@TheChiefNerd Or podcast dorks with bad haircuts.

THEO VON: “During the Roman Empire, a lot of the politicians also had to fight on the battlefield.” JAKE PAUL: “I think you're right … Trump should be on the front lines.” THEO VON: “Or Barron…”

THIS WAS THE THIRD DAMN TIME. IT IS NOT POSSIBLE!!! Change the MLB Handbook and credit Adell with the shutout. Absolutely incredible. You cannot rob three home runs in one game. You just cannot do it. My mind is failing me.

HILARIOUS 😂 This guys NAILS IT 🔨 with his Tucker Carlson impression. He better be careful though… Candace Owens will probably blame him for killing Charlie Kirk soon.

Trump in 1994: “Everybody’s always blaming me for everything.” Over 30 years later and Trump is still being blamed for everything 😭

@HawkEmDownChris With future knowledge, Kobe easily. Going off of what teams knew at the time of their respective drafts... Larry.

Who’s your draft pick?

@lady_valor_07 Derp

“Where am I?” 🤣