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Senator Curtis’s Nucksat

@BasedJohnCurtis

This Senator John Curtis PARODY is as authentic as a Utah Primary Election. Utah's SB 54 law is the "signature route" for patronizing the so-called people.

Parody, UT , "Cache" County เข้าร่วม Kasım 2024
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Senator Curtis’s Nucksat
Senator Curtis’s Nucksat@BasedJohnCurtis·
Does everyone still know that I am better than Senator Thune even though we're the same? And my colleague Mike Lee is better than Thune even though he is the same.
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Dr Manhattva
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Is anyone else getting 10 spam calls a day, telling you your loan is approved, and to call back to finalize it?
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Chipping away at a mountain
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Brigham's Burner@FiredUpCoug·
Hot take: Pie is better than cake. Fight me.
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Kentucky Girl
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Would you watch a @TPUSA Super Bowl halftime show featuring Creed instead of the NFL’s deviant drag show?
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Eric Daugherty
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🚨 WOW! Rep. Maxine Waters *LOSES IT* after realizing she was TRICKED into admitting Democrats are shutting down the government due to no healthcare for illegals. Q: Are Dems demanding healthcare for illegal aliens? WATERS: Dems are demanding healthcare for EVERYBODY...What you're doing is standing here and trying to make me say we're gonna put noncitizens over Americans. QUIT IT! STOP IT! You're being divisive! You don't need to ask that question! You're just trying to get controversy! You're NOT gonna get it from me! 💀 H/t @RealLindellTV
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Senator Curtis’s Nucksat
Senator Curtis’s Nucksat@BasedJohnCurtis·
@petermlaffin Yeah, no. There is plenty of time to mull over salvation and make up stories. First thing would be to not aid a killer and to prevent killing.
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Peter Laffin
Peter Laffin@petermlaffin·
For a faithful father, helping a son find a path to spiritual redemption is a higher calling than helping him escape worldly harm. The terrible consequences, including a lifetime of public shame, did not outweigh his duty to assist in his son’s salvation. washingtonexaminer.com/in_focus/38227…
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TheEasterNighthawk
TheEasterNighthawk@NerdyNighthawk·
I gotta be honest, the only things I know about @Manhattva are: He's LDS He hates bicyclists He's conservative He owns a Cybertruck He's pretty popular and well known He lives in Utah (and takes really cool pictures of his view from his backyard) And he has a private cinema.
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Disagree Butter
Disagree Butter@disagreebutter·
This is how we got stuck with him.
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The Eternal Saints@Eternal_Saints_

The Origin of SB54: How Utah Lost Its Voice In order to truly understand how Utah got to its current predicament, you have to understand how our election nominating system works. Utah uses a caucus-convention system to select its nominees for office from the various parties. As longtime Weber County conservative Bill Olson once told me, the caucus-convention system is the perfect microcosm of representative government. Neighbors meet together, talk out the issues, and select a delegate who they delegate their decision-making privilege to. The job of a delegate is to do the hard work: the research, the vetting, the tough questions, and then select the best candidate possible on behalf of everyone in their precinct. This system worked for decades because Utahns understood something simple but profound: the average person doesn’t always have the time or the opportunity to do the deep dive on every candidate for every office. The caucus-convention system was a way to have someone you trust do that work, so we could elect good, principled people rather than whoever had the biggest ad budget. It’s brilliant. Which is why it’s been under attack for over a decade. In 2010, the establishment got the shock of its life when Senator Bob Bennett) a three-term incumbent and one of the most powerful figures in Washington) went to the convention and never even made it to the primary ballot. Grassroots delegates chose to go in a different direction, and Mike Lee eventually went on to win the seat. The political and business elite in this state looked at what happened to Bob Bennett and said, never again. That’s when Count My Vote was born. They sold it as a way to “expand participation” and “give voters more choice.” But look at who was behind it: Mitt Romney, Gail Miller, Norman Bangerter, the most well-connected and wealthy people in the state, and you start to see what it really was: an insurance policy for the powerful. Count My Vote’s goal was to neuter the caucus-convention system by creating a “signature path” so any well-funded candidate could pay for signatures and buy their way onto the ballot, bypassing the delegates entirely. They weren’t trying to make the process more democratic, they were trying to make sure they’d never lose to the grassroots again. And the legislature went right along with it. Senator Curt Bramble sponsored SB54, which took most of Count My Vote and wrote it into law. And ever since, we’ve been living with the results. So now you know the story behind SB54 and the Count My Vote bill. Unfortunately, what was sold to us as a way to include everyone in the political process has resulted in a government rife with corruption, liars, and secret combinations. If Utah wants to get out of this mess, SB54 simply needs to go and the caucus-convention system needs to be restored. The signature path has proven itself to be corrupt over the last decade, and especially in 2024. What SB54 accomplished was nothing less than enabling the state of Utah to pick its own officeholders, which is dangerously close to the definition of tyranny. I’ve had conversations with state senators who tell me there aren’t currently enough votes to repeal SB54, which means we have two options: either elect senators in 2026 who will repeal it, or abolish the signature path by ballot initiative. Either way, if we want our state back, we have work to do.

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The Reagan Caucus
The Reagan Caucus@NewReaganCaucus·
Jimmy Kimmel isn't that funny with his political standup and he said a stupid thing (the meaning of which is apparently disputed), but the FCC shouldn't be jawboning TV networks, and that's a far bigger threat to our rule of law than anything a comedian says on TV.
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Senator Curtis’s Nucksat
Senator Curtis’s Nucksat@BasedJohnCurtis·
@realchasegeiser Campaigns for water polo players’ rights—better facilities, funding, quotas, and inclusivity—would boost participation by reducing barriers and raising awareness. More support, more players! #WaterPolo Same same. Right?
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Chase Geiser
Chase Geiser@realchasegeiser·
Maybe I’m a bad person, but I don’t give a shit about trans rights 🤷
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Julius Kim
Julius Kim@Julius_Kim·
Once we start taking people off the air for disagreeing with the President, we have ceased to be America.
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Senator Curtis’s Nucksat
Senator Curtis’s Nucksat@BasedJohnCurtis·
After reading the note, Furry squints: “Wait… what? You’re joking, right, man? You gotta be joking.” Robinson (matter-of-fact, puffing a cigarette): “Furry, I’m still okay, but I’m stuck in goddamn Orem a little longer. Still gotta grab my rifle. Thought I could keep this under wraps until I died of old age. Sorry, Furry. Didn’t mean to bring you in.” Furry: “…You weren’t the one who, like, did it, right, man?” Robinson (deadpan): “Yeah, Furry. That was me. Sorry.” Furry: “Jesus, Robinson. I thought they caught the guy.” Robinson (snorts): “They grabbed some crazy old fuck, interrogated him ‘cause he was wearing the wrong shirt. Amateurs. I was gonna grab my rifle from my drop, but lockdown hit. Whole side of town shut tight, only one goddamn car still sitting out there like a sniper.” Furry: “…Why, Robinson? Why’d you do it?” Robinson (explodes): “WHY? I HAD ENOUGH OF HIS HATRED, FURRY. Some shit you don’t negotiate with. You don’t appease fascists, you don’t cut deals with nihilists, and you sure as shit don’t let assholes skate. If I grab my rifle unseen, there’s no evidence. Clean op. That’s how it’s done.” Donny (piping up): “Wait, what rifle?” Robinson (snaps): “Shut the fuck up, Donny. You’re out of your element.” Furry (rubbing temples): “Robinson… how long you been planning this?” Robinson: “Over a week, Furry. Recon, angles, the whole nine yards. But there’s a squad car parked right by my stash. They swept it once already. Don’t wanna risk it unless it’s clear.” Robinson (ranting now): “I should’ve grabbed it right then. My old man’s rifle, man — family heirloom. What the hell am I supposed to tell him if I lose it? ‘Sorry dad, had to stash it in a bush after a black-bag op?’ Jesus. I don’t even know if it’s got a serial number. Prints though — that’s the problem. Left it wrapped in a towel. God help me if they find it.” Donny (confused): “You engraved the bullets?” Robinson (slamming the table): “YES, DONNY, I ENGRAVED THE BULLETS. WITH MEMES. It was mostly a joke, okay? But if I see some neckbeard on Fox saying ‘notices bulge uwu,’ I’m gonna have a goddamn stroke. Then I gotta leave it behind, Furry. That sucks. That really, really sucks.” Furry (just sighs, lights a joint): “Jesus, Robinson…” Robinson (yelling): “THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS, FURRY. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FUCK A FURRY IN THE ASS.”
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Jensen
Jensen@Jensen_Utah·
I was starting to believe the official story, until I saw that text conversation...
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Mary Margaret Olohan
Mary Margaret Olohan@MaryMargOlohan·
.@mattgutmanABC says he found the messages between Charlie Kirk's killer and his trans boyfriend "very touching, in a way, that I think many of us didn’t expect."
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Mike Levin
Mike Levin@MikeLevin·
Colorado losing hundreds of Space Command jobs because of how they vote is pure retaliation and an abuse of power. No state should be targeted for participating in democracy. I’ll keep fighting for every Americans’ right to vote without fear of vengeance.
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