⩘⩗ Smashley Simpson ⩘⩗

Which is why Cubans hand paddle 90 miles on styrofoam to reach Florida.

the world is cooked because why are we calling this “Wicked” instead of Cosmo and Wanda

@RobHTX78 @KayNaegeli @POTUS Wha mental institution are you tweeting from?

@KayNaegeli @POTUS My condolences to them... because they didn't have any option. If they didn't meet him (take up a collection for extra sanitizer) they'd be relentlessly harassed on campus and probably lose their scholarships.

Jamie Morrison & Texas A&M volleyball meet @POTUS 👍

Ok

Hockey puck size Reese’s cup coming out of the beaver gas station at 520 calories and 56 grams of sugar. Pick it up before you drive your Camry 145 miles to stephensville texas … America the beautiful

Amazing nickname like generational

im against sex work not in a “sex workers are sluts and degenerates” way but in a “we should live in a society in which exploiting our bodies is not necessary for survival” type of way

And like Miley Cyrus said: “I didn’t talk badly about you—I talked about what you did to me. If that makes you look bad, that’s not my problem anymore.”

Fundamentally "LEFTIST" is not so much an actual political ideology in America as it is a trendy social media label for clout chasers, engagement farmers, ignorant and uniformed mean girls and bullies. For all it's flaws I'm proud to say I'm a liberal Democrat and that won't just because I disagree with this person or that person on policy.

Why don’t they show all the innocent people massacred by the Islamic regime in the last 48 years?

DSA being mostly white collar academics or unemployed is a joke that writes itself. The voice of the working class everyone!

David f*cking Goggins, what a line… “When your entire day is fucked up, make sure that you achieve something positive before lights out. You’ll probably have to stay up a bit later to read, study, get a workout in, or clean the house. Whatever it takes to go to bed in the black, get it done.“

Memphis was one of the most dangerous cities in America. It’s now becoming a model for how to fight crime when you have a terrible DA. From the peak: - Murders down 47% - Carjackings down 48% - Robberies down 51%. - Vehicle theft down 80%. What changed: 1. State troopers took over interstate patrol, freeing up local officers. 2. Police launched focused initiatives targeting fugitives, violent repeat offenders, and gang members. 3. National Guard, federal agents, and US Marshals came in and made 9,000+ arrests, including 400+ gang members. Plus 629 illegal firearms seized, 150 missing children located. 4. Technology filled the gaps. Police deployed license plate readers citywide, expanded drone use, and opened a downtown command center. A cancer center went from a crime attempt every other week to none. Overall crime is now down more than 43% compared to the same period last year Memphis has a long way to go and remains a dangerous city. Its DA is still dismissing 3 out of every 4 felony cases. In fact, the state legislature just passed a bill to audit and potentially remove him. But the city is showing that a rogue DA doesn't have to be a death sentence for public safety. Flood the streets with law enforcement, target repeat offenders, and make arrests faster than he can dismiss them.

You’re actually kind of evil idk

I’ve been crying at this post for the past 12 hours man

There is a Wasian civil war on social media Asian dad Wasian vs Asian mom Wasian

They’re so mad at her for this obviously correct advice and take.

Around this time 6 years ago, people were leaving their homes to shame you for leaving your homes.

BREAKING: Rep. Sheila Cherfilus-McCormick (D-FL) has resigned from Congress ahead of possible expulsion. She was found guilty of violating more than 20 House ethics rules and she still still faces federal charges for allegedly stealing millions of dollars in FEMA money.