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@TheRealThelmaJ1 Holy cats! Who knew this could be possible? In other news, grifters gonna grift.

Believe it or not, you all, I'm hearing the Trump crypto company is actually a scam. Completely shocking.

Feed cleanse! SO SWEET

@MoniFunGirl @Pontifex If you're Catholic, he is in charge of your religion. Unless you want to go apostate or become Protestant your soul is in his care.

As a Catholic, I am not happy with yet another “woke” political Pope. Hate to say it but I’m ignoring him. Until we get a Pope that isn’t political, so be it. I don’t pray to the Pope, I pray to God. @Pontifex

@TheRealThelmaJ1 I would like it to be sooner, please

Donald Trump is going to go the same way as Viktor Orban. A blue Congress will effectively end his Presidency in January 2027.

@Dawn40447 @ronsterd89 What the hell kind of horse pockey is that? You know nothing about these people, and it's none of your business.

This stems from dependence on the government. When people don't work, they have no pride in themselves. They get their government benefits and think there is no reason to get dressed. If they had any respect for themselves they would brush their hair, get dressed and be a normal part of society.

OK I’ve said it before and I’ll keep saying it EVERY SINGLE TIME I step foot in Walmart because apparently NO ONE is listening: WHY are people walking around this store looking like they literally just rolled out of bed?!?! Hair looking like a bird’s nest, lounge clothes on, slippers like you forgot you had them on before they you the house. I’m sorry but if you’re gonna come out in public to grocery shop, at least have the common decency to put on REAL CLOTHES! People are so unbelievably lazy these days it’s actually embarrassing. You shouldn’t be trotting around like that in front of actual functioning adults! It’s an embarrassment to everyone around you and quite frankly I get SECOND-HAND embarrassment just having to witness it. Fix yourselves, people. This is not a hotel lobby, it’s WALMART...

@ronsterd89 Why does this matter to you? Are you some sort of fashion police?

@RobSchneider @PM_ViktorOrban Expanding your lameness to Europe worked about as well as one might expect.

LETS GOOOO, HUNGARY!! Vote @PM_ViktorOrban

@DonaldJTrumpJr Gosh - that worked so well!

To our friends in Hungary, we hope you will vote for independent thinking and for someone who stands for Hungary First. We hope you will vote for my father’s friend and ally. One leader in Europe has a direct line to the White House, I hope you will support Viktor Orban! #Hungary

@ky_statesman Actually, many of us were NOT deceived

Donald Trump's second term has been a complete and total disaster for 98% of hard working American citizens. We were all deceived.

@TheRealThelmaJ1 I mean really - who can ignore that vast expanse of rich Corinthian leather?

I think J.D. Vance was distracted in Pakistan

@PettyLupone Adorable! What a wonderful human and with such a little angel!

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@berningman16 Kushner and Zuckerberg remind me that the aliens haven't quite got the meatsuits for their operatives quite right.

Doesn't Jared Kushner look like a serial killer?

@TheAuthorGuy The Vance Effect continues!

Orban has conceded, per CNN.

How cool!

@mmpadellan Scream, probably.

Creepy AF. What would you do if you saw these on the street?

@TheRealThelmaJ1 BRILLIANT!

To show I'm not all bad I would like to personally invite J.D. Vance to Arizona to campaign for all of our GOP candidates.

@michelle_byoung Survivor of a narcissist father here: nothing works. Literally nothing.

An alcoholic narcissistic family member confronted me publicly in front of my friends on our karaoke night about some perceived slight. I dismantled their slight then cursed them out. They left then tried to turn the family against me by saying it should’ve been handled privately

Give that boy a new ottoman and some extra cushions!

@RepJackKimble Well observed, Representative Kimble! The Georgia Peach showing how to do things right!

Lindsey Graham has now been in politics 12,478 days without a single female staffer accusing him of sexual harrassment.

All hail the negotiating team as they return home in triumph!