Simon

@BPRP_Minion *brows lifting, his eyes shining bright, he smiled wide @BPRP_Minion* Well now this is a rarified bon reflexion. *nodding appreciatively* You work hard on that, *arms crossed, he leaned far back, neck craning to inspect @BPRP_Minion* and I might help you up off your knees.

When @Be_Extra_Nice appears in your mentions and wonder how to give him half your tweets. #ItsHowSaviorsDo

@BoondockBaby *left brow lifting, he paused for a long beat, and beamed, dark eyes flashing as he spread his arms *C'mere, darlin'! If you aren't the cutest little chib, count me one of the jaw flappin' undead!

@RP_Beezy You are an example of all that is right with this world, @RP_Beezy! *Grinning wide* Keep up the good work.

*sends four crates of potato to @Be_Extra_Nice* *because it's been awhile*

--*brow lifting* Nothing has changed. Any questions?

--from your purpose, let me /remind/ you. *his dark eyes blazing a split second before his smile, wider now, returned* I. Am. Your. Man. And your purpose? It is as it was, is, and ever shall be! You are here to provide us with sustenance. --

*gaze to the broken concrete at his feet, he shook his head, lips parting in a half smile* All-l-l right, listen up... Listen UP! *glancing up* I'm your man. Contrary to any of the... 'rumors' that might have been buzzing around here, dis/tract/ing you --

@LevelUpDead --No sticks required. *hands sliding to his belt, he shifted from foot to foot, his gaze lifting to @BPRP_Beastie* Hows about we practice that kneel, Beastie...

{can emphatically vouch for this} twitter.com/BPRP_Beastie/s…

@LevelUpDead *eyebrows lifting, he put a hand to his chest, fingers splaying across the stained fabric of his work shirt* Moi? *earnestly* I forthrightly assure you, "Ace", my man part stands up all on its own. --

@BPRP_Minion @SoManyArrows @_FindThatStar Much obliged, darlin’! *grinning wide* Couldn’t have executed a plan to land me in this particular port in a shitstorm better my own self!

@TwistingRage @SoyUnPhantasma @TrickShotsNGin --a ring of car keys dangling from his middle finger* How you feel about /pleasant/ surprises, Jack. Bauer?

@TwistingRage @SoyUnPhantasma @TrickShotsNGin --I have just about had my /fill/ of... *knuckle deep into the front pocket of his jeans, a beatific smile lighted his face like a ray of sunshine as he slowly removed his hand, and held it, palm facing downward at shoulder height, --

@TwistingRage @SoyUnPhantasma @TrickShotsNGin --*wincing, he nodded, pressing a palm to his chest* Fired something through the door, knocked the wind right out of me, Sophie... she was here... *stopping short, he dropped his gaze to the floor, and bent, reaching for their day pack* You and me both, Agent Bauer. --

@TwistingRage @SoyUnPhantasma @TrickShotsNGin How in hell... *shaking his head, the question less important than the fact that #Sophie was /out there/ being chased by an albino /freak/, he reached up fingers wrapping around the wrist of #Bauer's proffered hand, and pulled himself to his feet* He's armed. --

@mulplayer @umutkatirci This is dumb

@TwistingRage @SoyUnPhantasma @TrickShotsNGin -- fingers clutching a handful of grey shirt where the door had blown apart, he leveled a ferocious glare at the wanna be killer* Who the fuck are you? Where's Sophia? Where's... where's the albino?

@TwistingRage @SoyUnPhantasma @TrickShotsNGin --Not dead!...* *not* DEAD!! *the word exploding from him in a shout, his eyes flying wide, he bolted upright* Not dead! I'm not dead! *wild eyes scanning the room, his breathing labored, he clawed at his chest,--

@TwistingRage @SoyUnPhantasma @TrickShotsNGin *you are a dead man, Stud. A corpse* *play dead* *Play. Dead* Don't think about breathing. Don't... Bauer? Jack Bauer? Who. The. Fuck. Is. Jack. Bau...* "I'm armed. If you can hear me, I need to hear you. Give me a name." *Oh shit! He's gonna beat my skull! Not dead... --

@BPRP_Beastie @TrickShotsNGin *turning a toothy grin to @BPRP_Beastie, he gave her an exaggerated nod* See, /now/ you're startin' to get who the good guys are in this little saga.

Minus one. This is total BS. twitter.com/QueenToxin/sta…

@TrickShotsNGin @SoyUnPhantasma --Fi... *fingers grasping for purchase as gravity won out, he fought for consciousness, his world turning black as his head thumped to the floor*