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@BPRP_Minion

Haikus aren't easy/ Go ahead. Rhyme Xenomorph/ I triple dare you. // Proud Partner to @BPRP_Beastie // #BPRPAuthor #IntoTheFire #BadBadThing #DitchPig

In the Fort Katılım Haziran 2014
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Minion@BPRP_Minion·
Settle a debate between me and @BPRP_Beastie Whose demise was waaaaay more satisfying?
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Karl Malus
Karl Malus@ShadowOfIron·
People get so damn /touchy/ when it comes to good versus evil. Righteous is dull. Rigid. And usually fatal. Isn't that right, @_IAmThePunisher?
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Minion@BPRP_Minion·
Correct!
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Lena Dixon
Lena Dixon@BowedTracker·
@DeafToTheDead @BowTo1sAnd0s @CrimesConcierge @Mortal_Enemies {muttering} Ain't like I'm worried. {Pushing her hand through her hair as she paced back and forth, boots clumping up and down the hallway outside the comm room, she glanced through the window at the bank of monitors and let out a heavy sigh. No word yet from --
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Raymond Reddington
Raymond Reddington@CrimesConcierge·
Truly, it is in the worst of times one can witness the measure of a man. His best. His worst. His unpredictable nature. It is an odd comfort that, even in these dark days @Mortal_Enemies is steadfastly boring.
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Charlie Jenner, M.D.
Charlie Jenner, M.D.@MedicOfTheDead·
@BestLemmeGo -- slipping through her hands once, twice, before she grabbed it and clutched it to her chest, dropping heavily to a seat in the rocking canoe. Holding tightly to the fish, she lifted her gaze to #Daryl, cheeks flushed with victory as the trout finally stilled.} --
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Red Queen
Red Queen@RegalRage·
{Materializing in a criss cross of violently red lasers, her empty eyes beheld the timeline, surveying the landscape. Leaders, everywhere. A threat needing elimination.} Ah. There you are. Have you finally banded together?
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VeryBritishProblems
VeryBritishProblems@SoVeryBritish·
How to build your own pub: 1. Sit on chair 2. Drink
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birdsrightsactivist@ProBirdRights·
happy thankgive. consider the many crime squirrel have commit. now. reconsider ur choice in dinners????
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Minion@BPRP_Minion·
Settle a debate between me and @BPRP_Beastie Whose demise was waaaaay more satisfying?
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Charlie
Charlie@Ms_CharlieBrown·
I hate this comic every time I see it. Both girls are wrong and we should talk about that more.
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Duke Max “Carnival Lawyer” Ash
Duke Max “Carnival Lawyer” Ash@mynameisntdave·
According to the song Last Christmas, the very next day, the heart recipient gave the heart away. But this year, George Michael is giving the heart to someone special. Which means George Michael had to go to the person who got the secondhand heart and buy it back from them? Idk
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@[email protected]@JonBaker·
Don’t talk to me, co-workers, I’m listening to Thriller all day today and don’t want to be interrupted
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