Beef Bennett

@DailyGondor @eliano This could have been a statement instead of a question. 😁

@eliano Do they come with a tracker?

Palantir tennis skirts 🔜 🎾

@PlanetOfMemes Rubio is on it

What should I put in this empty space?

@Amer1can_Barbie @MelonieMac "ValentiMe's" 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️ icing on the cake

@MelonieMac You are the cutest thing ever 🥰 I love you and your message and all of your videos ❤️ so glad you’re back!!!

Trigger warning!!!!

@MLB Bat flips are the worst.

Eugenio Suárez trying to catch the bat 🤣

@Amer1can_Barbie @honeymoon250 I think it was Clinton. He was the first "known scoundrel" to be elected. Past presidents may have been worse, but he was the first one, where people knew he was a womanizer, yet still elected him. I don't dismiss your thought, it's fair, but man, I think it was Clinton.

@honeymoon250 When Obama was elected

Can anyone?

She's a 10 but she drives around in her car like

@katy4congress @ExpressNews Now do when Biden was in office after the Dems decided he couldn't run for re-election.

The @ExpressNews hit the nail on the head. Brandon Hererra doesn’t want Tony Gonzales to resign because he’s afraid of facing me in a special election. If he can win this “in a coma,” why does he need to wait until November? #TX23

WOOOOOW 😱 WILLIAM EKLUND WITH A GOAL YOU'LL HAVE TO SEE TO BELIEVE!

@Rothmus @elonmusk @mikeroweworks

@jayroo69 @FastbreakHoops5

@FastbreakHoops5 6'3 at 152 lbs being considered normal is INSANE

Are y’all overweight? 😳

@DataRepublican @BasedMikeLee Unfortunately, Joe Wilson (R) in 2009. Although the right has been good since then, he broke the seal. It was bad form then as it is now.

We are not the same.

@HLC_actual @DerrickEvans4WV It's like Operation Fast and Furious didn't work out very well... Who knew 🤷🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️

@DerrickEvans4WV Damn homie is right let’s close the border completely.

🚨 Mexico's Defense Secretary: "80% of the weapons seized from cartels are of US origin."

@Amer1can_Barbie @grey4626

@grey4626 Good lord this is the most beautifully savage thing ever 🔥

Jessica, shut the fuck up. You're already embarrassing yourself...flailing around like a drowning rat in a tank of your own sanctimonious hypocrisy, clutching those tired little pearls while pretending this is some grand moral outrage. Newsflash, princess: this is standard. FBI directors have been using agency aircraft for decades when protocol, security, logistics, and official business intersect. Patel's there for the gold-medal hockey win because the United States just fucking dominated on ice...patriotic flex, national pride, morale boost for men who bled for that medal. Not a taxpayer-funded joyride, but you wouldn't know the difference between legitimate duty and grift if it skull-fucked you. Your brain's wired for selective outrage: when your side's people jet-set for climate summits, celebrity fundraisers, or "fact-finding" trips that end in vineyard selfies, it's "leadership" and "necessary." When it's a Trump appointee celebrating American victory after actual results, suddenly it's a scandal worthy of DOGE memes. That's not principle...that's tribal reflex, pure and pathetic. Cognitive dissonance so thick you could choke on it. Deep down you know this is weak sauce. You're not mad about the jet; you're mad it's his jet, his moment, his team winning while your worldview gets curb-stomped daily. The venom you're spitting is just displaced impotence...classic projection from someone who's spent years marinating in cable-news cope, watching power slip away and pretending snark can claw it back. So take your performative pearl-clutching, shove it up your ass where your integrity went to die, and sit the fuck down. You're just background noise now...shrill, irrelevant, and increasingly desperate. Cry harder. It suits you. 💀🖤💋

@Amer1can_Barbie @HuffPost They may not be alone, but they're in the minority it looks like 😁

@HuffPost You being turned off by it turns me on. Gonna rub one out to the anthem just for you 😘

If waving the American flag or chanting “USA!” turns you off right now, you're not alone.  huffpost.com/entry/theres-a…

@HLC_actual Stole this, didn't grab the OP.

Watching curling and USA is spanking Norway. Get curled Norwegians…. Also I don’t fully understand the game

Everyone you love in one photo ❤️ Before its imaging camera was turned off, NASA's Voyager 1 took this iconic photo known as the "Pale Blue Dot" #OTD in 1990. In it, Earth is visible as a miniscule speck in the inky darkness.

@BusinessInsider "Russia's war in Ukraine has made its formidable air defenses an even tougher challenge for NATO, airpower analyst warns" @HLC_actual thoughts? 😁

Russia's surface-to-air missile systems "not only remain numerous, but are also likely to perform better against NATO aircraft and munitions in a hypothetical direct conflict than they would have before 2022." bit.ly/4kC3EOA

Four things you have to stop doing immediately

@The_Kyle_Mann Just swap 5 and 10 and I think you've got it 😁

Humanity's worst inventions, ranked 1. QR code menus 2. Tiktok 3. Sin 4. OneDrive 5. Unskippable cutscenes in video games 6. Ohio 7. Mustard gas 8. The designated hitter rule 9. Zoom meetings 10. Communism

@elonmusk @mjboswell They should also add a fee free voter ID to eliminate any discussion about a monetary restriction to voting.

@mjboswell All that and more if we get voter ID and in-person voting

Three things Republicans should add to SAVE Act: 1) make Election Day a national holiday; 2) partner with Uber/Lyft/Tesla to provide rides to voting locations for citizens without cars; 3) 3x voting locations in dense urban areas. Take all the bullshit arguments off the table.