Beefcake’s Burger Factory

Reminder: Respect is the default, if you don’t act respectful, you don’t receive respect in return.

If you start a bad review of a restaurant with “I visited a couple years ago” … just know; good or bad, we ain’t reading any more. If you don’t take your review seriously enough to do it right away, why the hell should we take it seriously. Also, you’re a joke. Respectfully.

E: “is it true that _________ is quitting?” D: “yea they are done in 10 days” E: “that’s too bad” D: “don’t cry because it’s over, cry because it happened”

When the employee you never liked quits….. E: “Hey Derek I am gonna be moving on so this is my two weeks notice.” *derek trying to contain his happiness* D: “well it’s the end of an error” E: “don’t you mean era?” D: “I said what I said”

Everyone got some big balls on the internet but when it comes to talk in person they shrink down to little tiny peas. You can see the peaness outline

Kim: your busy restaurant is creating smells Us: Sorry Kim: You’re interrupting me drinking myself to death every day.

@KatKanada_TM Cool story

I have never once voted Liberal. 😎

Always remember. Candyman didn’t bother with anyone who kept his name out of their mouth 🥰

October has now come to be a time of the year where everyone now has an idea of what we should do for novemburger and won’t hesitate to tell us all of them

@ML3democrats He already is

He sold his soul. He has no honor or integrity. He will go down as the worst Vice President in America history. Do you agree?

We aren’t saying buying your partner Beefcakes’s will increase his sexual prowess, but we aren’t not saying that.

Perhaps the real Eli Meekis meme was the friends we made along the way.

“I love your lip gloss” “Thanks, it’s burger juices”

What we see when we come over to ask how the first few bites are tasting …

@UberEats @SkipTheDishes @SkipCanada Multiple local restaurants have reached out about having issues with this driver and @SkipCanada doesn’t seem to care.

Hey @UberEats @SkipTheDishes @SkipCanada we found your boy here. I think you guys should call us.

Hey @SkipTheDishes your driver thought he was more important than all the other patrons in the restaurant and thought it was a good idea to give us a one star review. IM EXPECTING A FOLLOWUP HERE

@SkipTheDishes Cargo Khakis? I bet you can fit a lot of jujubes in there

@SkipTheDishes 807-683-6757 and tell us what you’re wearing

When you’re still dieting 3 weeks into 2025 and your coworker who doesn’t have to comes in with a big bag of beefcakes.