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Beer
@BeerBehavior
Corona | Guinness | Bud Light | 30 handicap | Mother Lover | Student of the month once in highschool
เข้าร่วม Mayıs 2026
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@BeerBehavior Bullying is what children do on the playground. It's not what grown men do.
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It's funny how we use to tell people with anxiety that "people in public aren't making fun of you, they don't even notice you so don't be scared" and then the internet just proved to us that people will make fun of you when you're in public for virtually no reason at all.
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holy no return offer. no belt, pants too long, and nikes lol #nobid #geed
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NYC male hierarchy for getting women:
Athletes & celebrities
Finance bros
Nepo unemployed babies with a Hamptons house
Bartenders
Surgeons/DR’s
Autistic tech founders
Lawyers
Commercial real estate guys
Brooklyn DJs
Any WFH fake email job bros
Gym bros
Consultants
Male “influencers”
Liberal Brooklyn gays
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@maxvonhippel @rennyzucker thanks for clarifying , it was just a genuine question about the cleats. no hate was wondering if there was a cause behind it, maybe breast cancer support?
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@BeerBehavior @rennyzucker Oh my point was just that the athletes are dressing in a way you might think is dumb, yet are at a highest level point in their careers. Illustrating that your fashion perception might be disconnected from the economic status of the people you’re evaluating.
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There is, as anyone who’s spent time in the industry knows, a strong inverse correlation between how “cookie cutter” you dress and how important you are.
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holy no return offer. no belt, pants too long, and nikes lol #nobid #geed
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@wardamnbilly @vitocatcher thank you Bill - rooting for you this season
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@vitocatcher @BeerBehavior He’s kind of right where’s his belt at
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@danglingsince97 my buddy at work got promoted solely based on the fact that he helped the managing partner win the company scramble after he lost for 10+ years
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@bythrasymachus from chicago, live in utah but wanna lecture me about nyc? im born and raised in ny brotha
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thrasymachus@bythrasymachus
I live in Utah and my dad lives back home in Chicago. I say this without hyperbole, I would walk to him if he sent me this text and I had no other way to get there. Troons really aren’t people man. Your father has been give a time frame to live and you’re worried about streaming?
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@BeerBehavior 1. People in New York call it the train. 2. I have more money than you and am not an intern. 3. I moved to Utah to get away from niggers.
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@rennyzucker it simply doesnt change the fact that he looks retarded
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@BeerBehavior It simply does not matter in most roles if you produce
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@rennyzucker yeah cause u have to work at a bank to wear a belt, pants that fit, and appropriate shoes?
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@BeerBehavior Have you considered that he doesn’t work at a fucking investment bank?
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@FICMBondTrader @bythrasymachus its an honor to be roasted by you sir, long time fan
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@BeerBehavior @bythrasymachus Gym at night? Talk about slacker.
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@bythrasymachus stick to your third world state of utah - its a subway and i was leaving the gym pal
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@BeerBehavior Buddy is wearing shorts on the train talking shit
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@imStanDarsh @guapitoguapster how about you make a tweet urself instead of just replying to other peoples?
GIF
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@BeerBehavior @guapitoguapster Top 5 gayest burner tweets of all time
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Question for the day 🫡
What age did everyone have their first beer ?👇
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