Elonsmokescock

Cramped space katana quick-draws (laijutsu)

@barstoolsports better make sure nobody had a stroke recently.

Joey Bart set up behind the plate wearing a Pink Arm sleeve today It was a Gender Reveal for the Pitcher Braxton Ashcraft and his wife who are expecting a baby girl!

@Keep_TX_Safe @NoahPinion666 @KwadeSays @barstoolsports @stoolpresidente Texas is gay as fuck is a known fact.

@BidensStrings @NoahPinion666 @KwadeSays @barstoolsports @stoolpresidente Ok Elon smokes cock, I’m sure they are the closet homos

@Keep_TX_Safe @NoahPinion666 @KwadeSays @barstoolsports @stoolpresidente Most are closet homos

@NoahPinion666 @KwadeSays @barstoolsports @stoolpresidente The Texas Rangers are cheaters?

@barstoolsports Stroke victim you fucking chode

@_Adrian @IGN Nobody cares

@IGN As I said elsewhere... Even if it were free on streaming services, I wouldn't waste bandwidth to watch this.

The Street Fighter movie trailer has finally been revealed!

@AdamSchefter Shortcuts by management and they wonder why the franchise is inept.

Jets had all the information they already needed on David Bailey; they felt there was no reason for a visit.

Rams’ new uniforms for the upcoming season:

@MamboMarciano @arielhelwani You love cock is what I took away from all this gibberish.

Lmaooo the UFC gave this egotistical maniac everything she has. Let me say one thing, there’s one reason why people hate her…it’s the way she took her L’s. Remember when Cruz lost to garbrandnt, and Conor lost to Nate? They handled those losses so graciously and spoke to the media after, which made fans fall in love with them even more….this chick literally disappeared, cried, and didn’t do any media because she’s a sore loser. Get the fuck outtttta here bro nobody gives a fuck bout this fight.

Ronda Rousey announces the minimum purse for any fighter on the MVP MMA card will be $40,000. “If you fight 3 times a year, that is much more than a living wage. That’s something the UFC cannot say.”

@MySportsUpdate what so new about it? It still looks like a piece of garb

#Rams new logo vs. old logo:

@JomboyMedia @JoeHoldenCBS3 hopefully he bitch slapped the teen

Umpire Brock Ballou was robbed and assaulted in Philadelphia last Thursday, per @JoeHoldenCBS3 Ballou's phone was ripped from his hands so he chased down an alleged teenager. Ballou's head was injured from punches, but he got his phone back and umpired the next night

@clarkisking1 Not even close for me.

This may be the nastiest changeup I have ever seen

It’s Woo-o'clock 👉⌚

@KnewEra23 @JohnPhi7056453 @Flaujae

@JohnPhi7056453 @Flaujae

LETS GOOOO💚4️⃣

@MLB All the kids complaining about pulling him at 97 pitches.

What a night for Emerson Hancock! 9 punchouts over 6 no-hit innings 💪

@Mariners like them but the sunday creams were superior

Proudly repping the Seattle Steelheads. Every Sunday home game, beginning today, we’ll honor the 1946 Seattle Negro League team by wearing our Steelheads uniforms. As part of Steelheads Sundays, we’re committing $500,000 to support local Black-led baseball & softball initiatives. ⚾️ Mariners.com/Steelheads

@LegionHoops Humble goat

Michael Jordan doesn’t believe there’s such thing as “the G.O.A.T”: “There’s no such thing as the G.O.A.T. Not to me. It’s only because we are transcended from other people, other athletes. We learn from other athletes. We progress the game as we move further. To say that one is better than the other is not really right.” (CBS)

@TheRealMcCoy @IISwitchII

@IISwitchII 👀 46 inches of drop and 18 inches of sweep? The lab has been busy. Right on time too.

TAKE A FUCKING BOW, EMERSON HANCOCK. I gave my respect last year, but I was never a believer. This new-look Hancock is much more intriguing and next week should be interesting. For now, what a fucking night from the fill-in.

@mariner_duck @TalkinBaseball_ There has to be a middle ground I propose the Sunday Negro Creams

@TalkinBaseball_ don’t get me wrong, I think these jerseys are dope, but I am still annoyed they replaced the sunday cream ones

Mariners are debuting these jerseys that they'll wear every Sunday home game to honor the 1946 Negro League Seattle Steelheads

@CuriosityonX bullshit post retard

Farthest ever landing. We landed on a moon of Saturn 1.4 billion km away and most people have no idea. This is actual footage from Titan's surface. The Huygens probe dropped through orange haze for 2.5 hours before touching down on an alien world.