Bima Pringgokusumo

@tomille @Bonmatimessi Do, or do not. There is no try.

@BimaPringgo @Bonmatimessi You have to try before you score

his teammates' reactions say it all

@tomille @Bonmatimessi A striker should score.

@Bonmatimessi A striker should leave the ball?? Welldone

@karniilyas Naturalisasi pejabat negara bisa nggak? Siapa tahu bisa lebih berprestasi.

Hari ini, DPR menyetujui 2 pemain asing jadi WNI, saya sebagai rakyat biasa ingin bertanya:

@hermina_11 @blaugrana1O Buat ngetest PB.

@blaugrana1O Mau tanya beneran,jgn dimarahi yak.Ikut event lari² begini buat apa si? Maksudnya utk membuktikan apa? Banyak²an medali atau apa? Soalnya sampai event² yg di LN juga dikejar.,kecuali kamu atlet kan memang utk berkompetisi, kalo ky kita bukannya buat fun aja plus bonus sehat.

Kalau udah pegang-pegang dada motivasi untuk berhenti lomba bukan lanjut, jangan sampai ego mengalahkan jantungnya.

1 pemain bola yang terlintas ketika melihat logo Parma

@juggybrodeltein @TrollFootball And the Germans were just trying to introduce Europe to German efficiency.

@TrollFootball This is stupid. Before Dutch rule the islands of modern day Indonesia weren’t united and there was no collective Indonesian identity. Indonesia exists because the Dutch created one and developed infrastructure and administrative institutions.

Indonesians watching Netherlands vs Japan

@konan42012 @dexm00l @sosmedkeras cross dresser, kayak Ed Wood.

@dexm00l @sosmedkeras Dia straight, tp fetish-nya suka pake baju cewe

@LifeOfBoch Guti, Busquets

🚨: Pyramid of the Greatest Real Madrid and Barcelona players of all time. Thought?

@ATRightMovies He was the MC's dad in Hairspray if i'm not mistaken. Pretty wholesome role.

@txtdarigajelas Tim nggak minum di restoran, kecuali kalau air putih gratis.

kalo kalian tim bawa tumbler atau air putih di resto guys?

@LegacySiu Redondo

Excluding Angel Di Maria Name an ARGENTINE that has played for REAL MADRID HARD

@WeskerIsRight Stranger Things are theirs to destroy though, unlike the others.

People who should never write anything ever again

@BigDDvibes Christian Panucci

@_abochie Figo

Without mentioning Ronaldo, name one player that has played for these three clubs.

@LegacySiu Taibi

Name an Italian that has played for Manchester United HARD

@capekkkkxixi @CommuterLine monyet aja nggak pernah ngerusak sinyal kereta.

@CommuterLine Lengkap sudah rangkaian minggu ini. Diawali senin kesambar petir (ini kuasa Tuhan) dan diakhiri jumat oleh SDM IQ setara monyet. Semoga kalian sehat sehat

🚨 KAI Commuter Update 🚨 Terdapat indikasi vandalisme pada perangkat persinyalan di antara Stasiun Daru-Parung Panjang. Saat ini perjalanan Commuter Line mengalami pergantian keluar masuk di stasiun. Mohon maaf atas ketidaknyamanannya.

@tanpukunokami Can't I just be a hikikomori?

To my Muslim friends, I hear some of you want to live in Japan. Let me be honest with you. More than half of our ramen shops use pork broth. Even convenience-store rice balls often contain pork extract. Summer brings shrine festivals, autumn brings rituals, New Year means a visit to a shrine. When someone dies, we cremate them. And refusing a drink? That’s not really part of our culture — here, people pour one for you. This isn’t hostility. It’s just 1,500 years of daily life. And we have no plans to change it. Before you come to a place that doesn’t fit you, please — think it through carefully. For your sake, and ours.

Pemain pertama yang diingat ketika melihat jersei ini?

@EmBees805 @InsideLucysHead At first I thought there was a space between 7 and 2.

@InsideLucysHead I've always thought it was one 72 year old virgin.

A Muslim suicide bomber walks into a crowd of infidels and blows himself up... He is immediately transported to Paradise, where he finds himself surrounded by seventy-two of the ugliest women anyone has ever laid eyes upon. The suicide bomber is crestfallen. "C'mon, think it through," Allah pats him sympathetically on the shoulder. "Why do you think they're still virgins?"

@NeverteIImeodd handheld CCTV?

Tragic CCTV of 20yo gamer ‘Fat Cat’ (Liu Jie) in his final moments before jumping off Chongqing’s Yangtze River Bridge on Apr 11, 2024, after breakup. He sent his girlfriend ~$9k the day before — part of over $70k total. Body found 12 days later.