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@ringmagazine Has Dana White got a job behind the bar or something?

🏆 THE FIRST ZUFFA AND NEW! Jai Opetaia gets it done to retain his Ring belt and win the Zuffa Boxing cruiserweight title 👑

@LucyTCWife @SangitaMyska @Frances_Coppola You can't be in contempt of court cause you wasn't in court 🤣 Amazing!

Same thing. Still worked for the propaganda organisation that enables people that interfere with children. I certainly wouldn’t be putting my name to that. Still, you are clearly not a fan of mine and are just jumping on the bandwagon to stir up trouble. So why bother mentioning me or sharing my posts? It’s bizarre.

The brilliant @Frances_Coppola attempting to save Lucy Connolly from herself.

@NickAdamsinUSA @_DHOTYA

I am settling in for a showing of ‘Melania’ and the theater is PACKED! Earlier, a bystander asked if I was heading in to see Avatar, and I stopped dead in my tracks. “Avatar? No, son,” I curtly replied. “I don’t watch woke movies. I’m here to see the groundbreaking documentary about our incredibly talented First Lady.” The man’s two little girls began jumping up and down, pulling on his sleeve, and begging, “Daddy, we want to see Melania!” “But. But…” he stammered, “I thought you girls wanted to see Zootopia 2?” “No, no, NO,” they said, now nearly shouting. “We want to see Melania!! She is the most beautiful First Lady EVER.” Their father was scrambling, stressed out, and disoriented. “Girls, I’m afraid you aren’t the only ones who are captivated by President Trump and his beautiful wife,” I said, kneeling to get on their level. “Virtually everyone in this theater is here for the 7:30 PM showing, and it’s been sold out for days.” Tears began to well up in their eyes. “But…” I said in a hushed tone, “I happen to have a few extra tickets with me, and I’d like you and your dad to have them.” They jumped for joy and began hugging their father. He looked relieved as he wiped the sweat off his brow with a smile. I handed him the tickets and pulled him close. “Raise these girls right,” I whispered. “Teach them to be classy conservative women of faith like Melania, don’t let them become like Meghan Markle. Capisce?” He hugged me and thanked me profusely. “What are you going to do now?” He asked. “Don’t worry about me, son,” I told him, with a twinkle in my eye. “I’ve already got tickets to the next showing.”

@waddy1980 @A_taylor1995 @GuzKhanOfficial @jk_rowling @TRobinsonNewEra @MisfitsBoxing Shut the fuck up, you weird cunt

@A_taylor1995 @GuzKhanOfficial @jk_rowling @TRobinsonNewEra @MisfitsBoxing Or sorry fucking idiot 🤣🤣with your 31 followers

Hey @jk_rowling just wanted to say that I really enjoyed your books about the magical lad with round glasses living under his uncles staircase. Lovely stuff pal. Just a quick one, do the women and children of Palestine not come under your jurisdiction of care or concern?

@untypicalboro @henrywinter It was stupid but according to the rulkes not a red

@henrywinter Absolute nailed on red for stupidity. Everton should be aiming their fire at the player not the authorities.

“We appealed in the firm belief the incident did not meet the threshold for violent conduct as defined in the rules, and that the action was neither forceful nor intentional.” Everton surprised and frustrated that appeal to overturn Michael Keane’s hair-pulling red card fails.

@Kaeldri_Fut @SamueILFC Xavi and Iniesta both averaged an assist every 4 games mate.

@SamueILFC Xavi and Iniesta would of been called flops in today's game by all these 12 year old fans lol

Watching Florian Wirtz is a prime example of why you shouldn’t be focusing on G/A. When you actually watch him, he controls the game to a elite level and how much he contributes defensively. World class player.

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@alex_crook @talkSPORT No more group of death with the new format. Manufactered so all the 'top' nations have the best possible chance of qualifying. Depressing.

@arielhelwani @MenInBlazers No more group of death now with this new format. Manufactured so all the 'big' nations have the best chance possible of qualifying. Depressing.

Toughest group? group I? USA got a great draw, IMO. Canada in for another doozy regardless of who wins the playoff (let’s go Wales) h/t @MenInBlazers

@comradeweb3 @FabrizioRomano The ceasefire was broken by Isreal after a few days you sad little bootlicker.

That is the specific diplomatic success that earned him the inaugural FIFA Peace Prize today! President Trump secured the ceasefire agreement between Israel and Hamas in October through his Gaza peace plan. While a comprehensive settlement is still being pursued, the current truce and the Abraham Accords are cited as huge achievements in uniting the region. 🕊️🤝

🚨 USA President Donald Trump wins the inaugural FIFA Peace Prize. 🏆✨

@Darren1878nsno I think he killed a good reception when he hung the fans out to dry.

He should get a good reception. Saved us from god knows what future - Despite what you think about how it ended.

@robprogressive It's called oil money Rob but you know that don't you? I hope you learnt the languange and intergrated properly.

Recently got back from Dubai & it makes paying taxes in the U.K. feel like a scam: No income tax. No capital gains tax. No inheritance tax, yet the city thrives: clean. Safe. World-class infrastructure. Wealth. Opportunity everywhere.  Yet the U.K. hammers us with new record levels of tax, broken public services & no growth. Why?

@joat1917 Proper dude like @Joey7Barton "Joey Barton ‘beat up wife until friend pulled him away to stop attack"

Struggling to understand who his audience is, who watches this shite?

@joe_thomas18 "I thought a change of face would work, and it has done" Portrays himself as a down to earth bloke when actually he's one of the most arrogant managers we've ever had.

"The time [to leave] had probably come, that is the way it goes, players were just dwindling a little bit, the heat was coming on, and I thought a change of face would work, and it has done." Dyche reflects on his time at Everton⤵️ liverpoolecho.co.uk/sport/football… liverpoolecho.co.uk/sport/football…

@BhamCityCouncil Ozempic Osbourne

Today on Ozzy Osbourne’s 77th birthday, the Osbourne family returned to Birmingham to receive Ozzy’s Lord Mayor’s Award and the Book of Condolences following his sad passing. 🖤 Kelly Osbourne spoke with us about Ozzy’s Brummie pride and the family’s love for the city. Ozzy forever. 🦇

We don't. Labour recieved a £4million donation from a hedge fund in the Caymen Islands. Conviniently it was shortley after the cut off point it would have had to have been declared before the elections.

@jeremyhead @TheBMA @wesstreeting Sound with me.

@TheBMA @wesstreeting How do you think this will go down with the public?

I'm sorry @wesstreeting, but we will continue to fight for our members to make sure they have jobs and their pay is restored. Patients need doctors and doctors need jobs.