BrandiTrueBlue

@Brookerteejones @nickshirleyy The baby daddy should have pulled out.

Happy Birthday to this boy of mine! @nickshirleyy I am blessed to be his mom!

@DAGToddBlanche TODD BLANCHE PROTECTS PEDOPHILES

Pam Bondi led this Department with strength and conviction and I’m grateful for her leadership and friendship. Thank you to President Trump for the trust and the opportunity to serve as Acting Attorney General. We will continue backing the blue, enforcing the law, and doing everything in our power to keep America safe.

@Magoo72810763 I love egg salad.

Maybe I cook them wrong LOL I've been boiling eggs forever. 🙆🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️😂 Oh well egg salad sandwiches it is. 🙆🏼‍♀️🙆🏼‍♀️😂

@klsnorman @theliamnissan @WhiteHouse Asshat Twatwaffle

@BrandiTrueBlue @theliamnissan @WhiteHouse One name according to my count. Apologies.

🚨“WE GOT HIM! My fellow Americans, over the past several hours, the United States Military pulled off one of the most daring Search and Rescue Operations in U.S. History, for one of our incredible Crew Office Members, who also happens to be a highly respected Colonel, and who I am thrilled to let you know is SAFE and SOUND!” - President Donald J. Trump 🇺🇸

@klsnorman @theliamnissan @WhiteHouse You called me two derogatory names, and you expect me to call you by your given name?

@BrandiTrueBlue @theliamnissan @WhiteHouse I never kid about my name.

@klsnorman @theliamnissan @WhiteHouse You're kidding, right?

@BrandiTrueBlue @theliamnissan @WhiteHouse Kimberly, please and thank you.

I have broken so many stories ahead of the media. I have also been right about every single person who I said should be fired from the admin, and I am right over a year before action is usually taken. Sometimes I feel like my talents are wasted on the outside. There’s so many incompetent people in DC. I wonder if people realize I do the work of 1,000 federal employees. Very frustrating. We have lost so much time.

@klsnorman @theliamnissan @WhiteHouse Oooofffff......Kimmy.......that hurt. 🙄

@BrandiTrueBlue @theliamnissan @WhiteHouse Another twatwaffle.

@theliamnissan @klsnorman @WhiteHouse Yeah, I think I would be unable to write posts at a third grade level. What's astounding is that people will actually believe he wrote that. P.S. Not a comedian.....

@BrandiTrueBlue @klsnorman @WhiteHouse Try it. You'll fail like every other comedian who has attempted to emulate Trump. It's impossible because he is pure, unadulterated evil

Quote Tweet w a picture of you from 20+ years ago Jack and Jill Luau - easily 2002

Seems I hit a nerve with the MAGAts today

@PressSec He didn't write this. Everyone knows it.

FROM PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP WE GOT HIM! My fellow Americans, over the past several hours, the United States Military pulled off one of the most daring Search and Rescue Operations in U.S. History, for one of our incredible Crew Member Officers, who also happens to be a highly respected Colonel, and who I am thrilled to let you know is now SAFE and SOUND! This brave Warrior was behind enemy lines in the treacherous mountains of Iran, being hunted down by our enemies, who were getting closer and closer by the hour, but was never truly alone because his Commander in Chief, Secretary of War, Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, and fellow War Fighters were monitoring his location 24 hours a day, and diligently planning for his rescue. At my direction, the U.S. Military sent dozens of aircraft, armed with the most lethal weapons in the World, to retrieve him. He sustained injuries, but he will be just fine. This miraculous Search and Rescue Operation comes in addition to a successful rescue of another brave Pilot, yesterday, which we did not confirm, because we did not want to jeopardize our second rescue operation. This is the first time in military memory that two U.S. Pilots have been rescued, separately, deep in Enemy Territory. WE WILL NEVER LEAVE AN AMERICAN WARFIGHTER BEHIND! The fact that we were able to pull off both of these operations, without a SINGLE American killed, or even wounded, just proves once again, that we have achieved overwhelming Air Dominance and Superiority over the Iranian skies. This is a moment that ALL Americans, Republican, Democrat, and everyone else, should be proud of and united around. We truly have the best, most professional, and lethal Military in the History of the World. GOD BLESS AMERICA, GOD BLESS OUR TROOPS, AND HAPPY EASTER TO ALL!

@klsnorman @theliamnissan @WhiteHouse I'm not sure I could speak dumbfuck, but I'll give it a try.

@BrandiTrueBlue @theliamnissan @WhiteHouse You could try. Be an asshat.

@BrianCostin @GovPritzker I know - let's give them all the tax breaks, and fuck all the regular joes - you know, like they do on the federal level.

Illinois already has the 3rd highest corporate income tax rate in the nation. So naturally, @GovPritzker is proposing to raise corporate taxes by $600M. Going for #1?

@klsnorman @theliamnissan @WhiteHouse Can I write something and pretend trump wrote it, too?

@theliamnissan @WhiteHouse This concerns you how? OH, you think I care who actually wrote it? Nah. Shit was accomplished.

@PaulleyTicks My mom, dad, brother, and husband had cancer. My husband and brother survived it; my parents did not. I wouldn't wish it on anybody.

I actually hope that he's not dead, and instead he has stage 4 colon cancer and he's left lying in a hospital for the next 10 years, endlessly shitting himself. And yeah, I know it's bad form to wish Cancer on someone, but I honestly don't give a fuck.

@WallStreetApes Fun fact - even red cities charge extra tax. Hope this helps.

This is crazy American lives in Illinois, she bought a pair of jeans Looking at the receipt she can’t believe the amount of taxes that are added just for buying one pair of jeans She shows the receipt…. “Look at this. Look at the amount of taxes just for being in a blue state, not a Donald Trump thing, it's just being in a blue state.” Democrat states are taxing their citizens to death

@pauperprincenyc @JamesYoder Yeah, that would have been awesome. A little sad right now.....😔

@BrandiTrueBlue @JamesYoder Really wanted an all big10 final! Illinois Michigan would have been fun

About to 30-piece Arizona and the Twitter anons will try to tell me 2026 Michigan basketball isn’t the greatest team of all-time?