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That's how you know Mason Miller is immortal. No effects of Coors Field shown in his outing. Fucking REAPER

HOLY FUCKING SHEETS! Handing out party favors to all The Faithful at his birthday party.

@PrellersBurner I could imagine him getting Petcoed and with 2 fingers this far into the season...

Could you imagine omg

@EVT_JClark @SergioMQuintero 😞🙏🙏🙏

Still looking for prayers. Things are not going well. Thank you

@seidlersburner Fraudgraphs strikes again

Fangraphs added Giolito to our depth chart and the playoffs projection went from 50% to 45%

@thestevenwoods Insanely predictable outcome LOL. It's okay, your show is in a good position and the midday shows need the content more.

Lmao 10am

@EVT_JClark 🙏🫶🙏

My 82 year old mom suffered a stroke this weekend. Prayers for us

@mickeykoke @JohnRileyPoway Some one has to police Padres Twitter and Dodger felons that try to intrude. Thank you for your service.

@JohnRileyPoway Who's that fuckin cop?! Lol

Is that you @mickeykoke ???

I definitely did not have a Padres 1-0 shout-out of the Rox at Coors Field on my Bingo card. That said, badass win, Padres!

@CodifyBaseball @SergioMQuintero Coors and Mexico will likely have something to say about that, unfortunately. Impressive nonetheless, Padres!

Home Runs Allowed, 7th/8th/9th Innings: 0 SD 1 2 ATL 3 MIA MIL MIN SEA 4 5 TEX NYM LAD LAA 6 SF DET PHI NYY CIN 7 ARI STL PIT 8 BOS TOR BAL CLE 9 CHC COL 10 CWS KC ATH 11 WSH 12 TB HOU

@MLB Terrible news in Dodgerland. Hope he recovers okay.

Dodgers place Edwin Díaz on the 15-day injured list with right elbow loose bodies.

@FinsRuinedme You are impressively well-hydrated. Good job taking care of yourself 🤣

LMFAOOOOOOOOO 🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍

@MLBonReal Idiotic take

Real’s 7-day team rankings 🔥

@Chancho_SD Hell yes

Forever wanting one of these in San Diego

Coors field, the GREAT equalizer. Just kidding. The Rockies were clearly cheating to take a home series against the Dodgers

BJ Hits HARD

@BaseballWRLD_ @SergioMQuintero Classic victim mentality.

Who accuses the fucking Colorado Rockies of cheating man 💀💀💀

@FredoCervantes @SportingTrib Rushing to judgement without looking in the mirror. Classic Dodgers projection.

Dalton Rushing said it was ‘a little fishy’ how the #Rockies hitters were swinging at the first pitch and connecting. Rushing found it very odd. “I think they had a good game plan as an opposing team, and maybe I pitched into their game plan. As far as calling pitches, I'm not 100% sure. I just, I think it's odd some of those hitters that do what they do, they go up there and they were only on the first pitch that was thrown. So it's a little fishy.” Rushing said. @SportingTrib | #Dodgers

Worked last time for a win. Bulgogi Beef BBQ pizza with Marshall Stuart's Ancient Vines Zin again, chasing the win. Love hearing Pads fans at the Angels game. Good for our chances at a series win that I stayed home LOL.

Keep booing, Nando and Machado, LAA fans. Your Los Angeles is showing. Also, X gonna give it to ya 🤣