Brandon Pollis

God created Man and Woman. The world created all the other junk.

Just walking around staring at the stars what’s going on with me

@fw_lennox1 9-9:15

if sex started at 8:00pm then at what time should it end?????

@RonaldMoorron @KeegJohn5738 @NfldBaseball I don’t know if northfield is going to get much done especially with that Gustavus kid who quit the team supposed to be one if their best players. I know in A I’m expecting a lot out of @LogatorBaseball

Hey @KeegJohn5738 and @BrandonPollis just looking to get an update on your Minnesota townball favorite for this summer. I’m pretty high on those @NfldBaseball fellas to put together a big run!

@ELandsbrown @artrob1977 I’m happy I started a movement

@BrandonPollis @artrob1977 It’s the best

First night in the corner of a bar. Shoutout @ELandsbrown

@artrob1977 2 year breakup anniversary was the other day and I still miss her right now when I’m crazy drunk

@BrandonPollis why does drinking make me miss her more and when does it stop

Thank You Jesus. The Greatest 🤞🏽

@OleGriersy NINE @ELandsbrown

Nine seeds are now 4-0 in March Madness #Nine

@CoachNomes @UMDBaseball @UMDBulldogs Dogs are back

@UMDBaseball @UMDBulldogs Dogs sweep day 1, alright I’m getting hammered tn! Let’s keep it rolling boys!

A good day for the Dogs!

@DaMookShow @SonySanDiego LA fan but Yankees jerseys??

Great Game @SonySanDiego Pedro is mad glitched 😭😭 his slider/sweeper is registering as a sinker

@JasonStorm714 @Blake___Jackson @ELandsbrown Walks out from the far end of the dugout walking down the foul line like he’s about to score then walking out to mound when he gets to the front end of the dugout, moving like Dr. Nefario

@JasonStorm714 @Blake___Jackson @ELandsbrown Jason let me know when he does his classic minute walk out to the mound on a visit to stalk so his pitcher gets a couple extra

Just walked into the ballpark and the first thing I see if Brian Raabe in front of the dugout yelling. Can’t make this shit up…. @Blake___Jackson @BrandonPollis @ELandsbrown

@JasonStorm714 @Blake___Jackson @ELandsbrown Makes me want to shove a fungi bat in each eye so I never have to see that shit again.

@b_ball_paul If you had a little box munchin it would be the perfect day

Paul’s day: - gym - madness - feastin - boozin Does it get better?

“You’re so nice” “You’re such a great friend” “Wish every guy was like you”

@CoachNomes @MarchMadnessWBB Yeah just feels like why didn’t I pick ucla to much of an obvious pick but takes a little of my stress off I guess

@BrandonPollis @MarchMadnessWBB Wow in the men’s that’s nothing to hang the head on

Hey guys, not for nothing but after day one of @MarchMadnessWBB my bracket is perfect! Pretty jazzed

@CoachNomes @MarchMadnessWBB Had a men’s that was perfect until ucf and still the only one wrong kind of hurt seeing both 1 off

@BrandonPollis @MarchMadnessWBB Always next year

@artrob1977 I’ll have another why not

Someone pour one out for chuck norris for me please

@CoachNomes @MarchMadnessWBB Should have known just thought there would be one. Forget it’s true and through

@BrandonPollis @MarchMadnessWBB Tough luck Brandon! Always gotta stay true with the no upsets in women’s