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@mikeysmith Oh, hell...what's coming next?

Everything about it is baffling. Right down to the window blind randomly opening a minute or so in.

This is Sherlock Holmes. He had a cancerous tumor on his side. Thanks to your support of our merch, @15outof10 was able to cover his $12,000 mass removal and seven rounds of chemotherapy. We’re thrilled to report he's been adopted, graduated from chemo, and is now cancer-free! ❤️‍🩹

@JVMonte2 Reservoir Dogs..

What movie do you think has the best soundtrack?

@ByronWarRoom Quite the ratio here 😬

LOL. A reporter showed a picture of David Jolly to a voter and the guy could not identify him.🤣🤣

@Double_Anarchy3 @atrupar Loved pumping gas today at 4.19/gallon. My bank account thanked me, with tears on it's card..

@atrupar "America is back" Back to the gas shortages of the 1970's most likely.

Trump: "All U.S. Ships, Aircraft, and Military Personnel, with additional Ammunition, Weaponry, and anything else that is appropriate and necessary for the lethal prosecution and destruction of an already substantially degraded Enemy, will remain in place in, and around, Iran, until such time as the REAL AGREEMENT reached is fully complied with. If for any reason it is not, which is highly unlikely, then the 'Shootin’ Starts,' bigger, and better, and stronger than anyone has ever seen before. It was agreed, a long time ago, and despite all of the fake rhetoric to the contrary - NO NUCLEAR WEAPONS and, the Strait of Hormuz WILL BE OPEN & SAFE. In the meantime our great Military is Loading Up and Resting, looking forward, actually, to its next Conquest. AMERICA IS BACK!"

@atrupar What kind of 'C' grade movie am I living in?

@tawf_uk All farm animals are wonderful animals. Except my mini donkey who would bite my thumb. And everyone else's, too. Many friends of mine learned how to stop that (just a few fingers behind the molar teeth, a little tickle on the roof of the mouth while in there)...

She was never meant to live this life… If she had stayed there… Bee would have been born into the same suffering… running beside a cart… feeling fear before even knowing love. But fate changed. Honey was rescued. Her pregnancy became a journey of care, safety, and dignity. And today… Bee is not a victim of that life. She is running free. Kicking the air. Stopping only to come and hug me… then running off again like the whole world belongs to her. She doesn’t know pain. She doesn’t know fear. She only knows love. And Honey… she watches her with quiet pride… like she finally knows her baby is safe. This is what rescue means. This is what your support creates. One life saved… becomes a future changed forever 🤍 💳 PayPal: paypal.me/TAWFUK ❤️ Construction GoFundMe: gofundme.com/f/tawf-sanctua… 🔗 Linktree: linktr.ee/tahiraanimalwe… (If you face any issue donating, please use our Linktree for multiple options.)

One of the amazing things I saw in South Bend? The tribute in the Studebaker Museum to the Women's Baseball League. Just happened to decide to watch 'A League of Their Own' Women? Unite...

@Trevornoah Team 'both'. They are not the same...but both are amazing (just remember cats have breeds, just like dogs. And their personalities differ just the same. I'm a dog gal, and Siamese are very dog like with their personality. Amazing cats...)

Your dog looks at you and feels love. Your cat looks at you and thinks… “you live here too?” We need to stop calling it “your cat". Are you team dog or team cat?

With EVERYTHING going on right now...Just have to say.. I REALLY cannot wait to see 'Devil Wears Prada 2'. I'm not 'that' person. I couldn't care about a movie normally. But f*** me if I'm not super excited for this.. #thedevilwearsprada2

@Acyn Watters is going to cost @FoxNews another lawsuit. Has he slit some more tires?

Watters: They said the president was low energy. What do they want him to do? It's an oval office address at 9PM.

This is what we had...and now we have some idiot cos playing. AND firing Generals? Seriously...this is f**cked up...

Just want to share just some of the awesome they do... #teampete

@dog_rates So many case in points.. but I'll say this. Life isn't whole without a dog (for me). I understand those that fear them. But I'll never trust someone who doesn't like them...

This is Honey. She's a half-blind senior who survived a bear attack while protecting her family and farm. “She protected our chickens and our family," said her mom. "She’s our little savior." Honey has been treated for her injuries and is on the mend. We're awarding her our highest honor, a 15/10

@DeFede 4.25ish in Orlando...

Gas prices in Florida jumped 17 cents overnight with Florida (in red) now averaging $4.12 a gallon and the national average (in blue) is now at $4.02.

@Trevornoah Pheromones.

So apparently… love might actually be in your nose. 🤔 Scientists had men wear the same t-shirt for 48 hours (no deodorant), and women rated how “attractive” they were… just by smell. Turns out the more genetically different someone is from you, the better they smell. Which means your nose might be out here doing background checks your brain knows nothing about. Also… according to this logic, maybe don’t pick your own perfume. You might just be smelling like your own DNA. And suddenly… dating got a lot weirder.

@atrupar I knew he was before, but this charlatan of a man...is still blaming everyone but himself? Sir (with tears in my eyes), Doge fired most of the people that do maintenance on public spaces. And, no...it's not the National Guard's job.

Trump: "Secretary of the Interior Doug Burgum and I are working on fixing the absolutely filthy Reflecting Pool between the Lincoln Memorial and the Washington Monument. This work was supposed to be done by the Biden Administration, but Sleepy Joe doesn’t know what 'CLEAN' or proper maintenance is — The President and Secretary do!"

@QondiNtini @DonaldD22819096 @ritzyzoo @Eminem Well, President Bae knows a moment...

@Brook67 @DonaldD22819096 @ritzyzoo @Eminem My fave Eminem moment

Is it weird that I have a crush on a dictionary?

@QondiNtini @DonaldD22819096 @ritzyzoo @Eminem I expect we start hearing from him soon. But he'll need a @QondiNtini name...

@Brook67 @DonaldD22819096 @ritzyzoo @Eminem Wowowowowowow

@DonaldD22819096 @QondiNtini @ritzyzoo I'm sure you have, but listening to @Eminem shows you the value of reading a dictionary. Just saying. 💁‍♀️

@QondiNtini @ritzyzoo Reading the dictionary can be truly awakening and I love it ❤️