doraemon

how does esex work is it just like her: “im so close keep going just like that” him: “reacted 👍 to your message”

@fudokun7 @mimachhaa I have to write it down bcs i WILL forget it

@mimachhaa meanwhile I'll say "huh" ten times until i fully get it

the greatest skill/merit that i have and often get praised for is that i’m very good at verbal instructions. you need not repeat me twice,i often grasp things easily and rapidly

yall lucky life humbles me every 3-5 business days bc there r kanye levels of self-idolatry deep within me

dude im such a dry texter genuinely how do wet (?) texters do thid

Nintendo boutta decapitate this nigga

A white guy rapes someone and the system bends over backward to make sure his life isn't disrupted. A young girl fights for her survival and they steal her entire youth. If this doesn’t make your blood boil, you are part of the problem. Absolutely vile.

@sankposting Happy belated birthday gang

sssslurrrrryyy

Fight jewish wars get Goyim prizes

the guilt of being the son who loves his family but breathes easier when he's far away

get this cuckery off my fyp

@boldbutbohemian I will break his teeth individually with an ice pick

@lesbianmakeout @turtletoesm8 nobody aaskad you vro sutna jau bhai

@BrownestB0i_ @turtletoesm8 omg #funny huna khojya re

two of my friends were dating, one gave the other oral, the one who received the oral said, "kasto lyammai jutho pardeko" i havent been able to get that sentence out of my mind

The most islamophobic shitposter on this website would struggle to come up with something like this

The mother pleaded with the court to stop her ex-husband from seeing their daughters. The judge denied her. He killed all three children. Yet somehow, the blame is still placed on the mother. It is no surprise this article was written by a man.

@turtletoesm8 Brand image bhaisakyo atp

um???? what am I, the strap-on bull?

@mistie_chai india does that to u