@puppiesDoglover That looks like beach sand so I'll suggest either "jimmy" or "buffett". Maybe "LuLu" if it's a girl (because Jimmy had a sister who was named lulu). Maybe "buffy" instead of "buffett" if it's a girl also.
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Auburn Tiger Fan Brad
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Auburn Tiger Fan Brad
@CBWGaTiger
Gun rights advocate, hunter, fisherman, lover of my dogs, of Auburn University and the beach, too. No, I'm not on WhatsApp so don't even ask.
Georgia, USA เข้าร่วม Ağustos 2011
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@VanAllenPlexico I didn't know he had passed so you have my condolences and sorry for your loss.
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My last photo with my brother.
Tomorrow we lay him to rest.
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@AnnaKKraken 6' 3" and at least 350 pounds?
I'm also 6'3" tall and, at one time in my life, I was around 285 pounds. Hon, here's the honest, flat out, truth from a former fat guy. Don't take his rejection personal because the only thing he might be "animalistic" about is for more food.
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Went on a date last night. First night in a long while.
He took me to dinner. He talked about his narcissistic ex. He sat with me in his truck for an hour or better telling me about her antics.
I listened. Politely. Shared thoughts when asked.
I listened before dinner, at dinner, and after dinner about the craziness in his life.
On the way home, he said he wasn’t attracted to me. That he didn’t feel “animalistic” toward me.
He was easily 6’3” and 350+ pounds.
Alrighty, then.
I’m probably not crazy enough to stoke that fire.🔥
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@AlexisRenee442 I'm guessing the other 20% are either gay or on their death bed waiting to meet Jesus. I guess I could be wrong on this, though.
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@NoDMsPerfavore An attorney and then a real estate agent.
I'd use the attorney to help me get everything collected and set up QUIETLY because I wouldn't want every knuckle dragging clown monkey showing up at my door trying to either con me out of or simply stealing my winnings from me.
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@Thefactsdude This nichols guy is fortunate he pulled this stunt off out in California because if he had tried something like this is most any rural home in the deep south he probably wouldn't have lasted more than 10 seconds after he breached the door. #Bangbang
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NEW: Inside camera footage of deranged man claiming to be Harry Dresden with homeowner before Fairfield officers arrived
New camera footage from inside the home shows Nichols broke into the residence and got into a physical altercation with the homeowner.
He claimed he was looking for “Victor” and searching for a little girl.
He told the homeowner his name was Harry Dresden (the wizard from the popular Dresden Files book series) and claimed to be former military.
The homeowner eventually calmed Nichols down while holding a shovel ready to strike until Fairfield police arrived.
He insisted there was a little girl trapped inside the house and demanded officers search for her.
The Facts Dude 🤙🏽@Thefactsdude
NEW: Deranged man who banged on Fairfield door screaming “Where is your daughter?” identified as Jason Thomas Nichols The man captured in viral video banging on a door in Fairfield, California, and yelling “where is your daughter?” has been identified as Jason Thomas Nichols, 29, of Fairfield. Nichols was arrested on April 7, 2026, by Fairfield Police Department. Upon arrest he was booked into the Justice Center Detention Facility. Nichols faces four felony charges: assault with a deadly weapon (not firearm) great bodily injury, criminal threats with intent to terrorize, first-degree burglary, and vandalism. His bail was set at $35,000, and his next court appearance is scheduled for April 13, 2026, at 1:25 p.m. in Fairfield Department.
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@Zblackerby I was with you pretty good on 5 and then 4 but then you lost me on the rest (and especially with 2). Coffee is fine but I wouldn't put it on a Top 5 list. Diet Coke can work, too, but I prefer RC Cola and Dr. Pepper Zero over it. As for #2, I don't do the energy drink thing.
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In case you were wondering, these are the top five beverages.
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It turns out this was real and he was apparently arrested.
AmericanPapaBear™@AmericaPapaBear
🚨BREAKING: The man from the viral Ring door bell camera video in Fairfield, California HAS BEEN ARRESTED! At the time of this post, there are no official charges filed, but the likely charges might include criminal threats, trespassing or disturbing the peace as well as attempted burglary or stalking.
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He seems like a nice, rational guy. Clearly the homeowner didn't realize he was living in this guys neighborhood. How rude.
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@FreckledLiberty I can confirm that I, too, suck at picking up on hints.
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@alphafox @IAMBARNINGHARD, the weekend is finally here, big guy. Have some fun.
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@dogwoodblooms This advice pretty much equally across the rural south, in general, where people not only, typically, have guns but they have shovels and lots of empty acreage, too.
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Please don’t do this in North Carolina.
We have guns. 😉
Breaking911@Breaking911
🚨 TERRIFYING! Moment caught on a Ring camera shows a deranged man in a long coat crashing out asking “where is your daughter?” And threatened the man on the cam that he “will end him” if he doesn’t open the door How would you handle this tense situation?
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@crwscntrl Stuff like this is why i follow you and, yes, i'm gonna leave my "i" and "i'm" uncapitalized on purpose. Have a great weekend, crews.
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@allthedogspleaz So, how are your braces and everything else doing these days? Any updates available?
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@TheLucyShow1 FAFO in action. If you play stupid games then you will win stupid prizes, at least eventually.
Now, send that dude to a psyche ward somewhere or, better yet, maybe an exorcist. Maybe both, in fact.
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@Type07Safety And this, boys and girls, is how you can end up getting shot, with a very bad terminal case of lead poisoning, if you act like a psycho and put other people in fear of their own safety. #CastleDoctrine
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Wow. This guy is crazy! This is why everyone needs to have surveillance on their home. What would you do?
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@BenMcAliley @gameday_south @TheHollowd @barner_burner @AUDrew @BarnerSupply @ChipMurphy1 @Its_Me_AU_Creed @HeySavannahZ @Heather_ishh @AUKathleen2418 @LorieBama @AU_Grad2000 @cwcoreywilliams @MargaretAUGrad @CfbMegan @kimt205 @c_pap_daddy @MWendell11 @jmatl0ck Please point on the G.I. Joe doll that has the kung-fu grip where eggs, in general, and egg salad and deviled eggs, in particular, hurt you.
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HFT @gameday_south @TheHollowd @barner_burner @AUDrew @BarnerSupply @ChipMurphy1 @Its_Me_AU_Creed @HeySavannahZ @Heather_ishh @AUKathleen2418 @LorieBama @AU_Grad2000 @cwcoreywilliams @MargaretAUGrad @CfbMegan @kimt205 @c_pap_daddy @MWendell11 @jmatl0ck …here’s the hot food take of the day…today we will continue with our Masters theme…the best food item at Augusta National is the peach ice cream sandwich and it’s not a particularly close race. The worst is by far the egg salad sandwich. If you eat this then you definitely are a serial killer and deserve to be run through the wood chipper. There are so many great items on the Augusta National menu, I don’t know how the egg salad sandwich has stuck around this long…discuss
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