Casey Comber

Trying to land this plane safely on the Hudson

The creek

pope yes

When the 12 seed you picked to upset is leading at halftime during the workday

Introducing our fourth male elite athlete: Casey Comber🇺🇸 UA Mission Run Baltimore Distance 🔵2024 U.S. Olympic Trials Semifinalist (1500M) 🔴1500 PB: 3:34.24 / Mile PB: 3:51.92 📸: Jan Figueroa #GuardianMile2024 | @CJ_Comber8

Rory McIlroy gets divorced the same weekend that Scottie Scheffler is arrested?

Upgrade time 📈 After finishing 2nd at the last @baa Invitational Mile, @CJ_Comber8 times it just right this year, taking the win in 4:08. Brit Henry McLuckie made a bold move from the gun that almost paid off, but UA Baltimore’s Comber reeled him in late and held off Canadian Aaron Ahl by 1 second.

I got 100k for you if you go sub 4 @__coleman

I need Nickelodeon to do a companion broadcast on election night. Patrick from SpongeBob explaining the electoral college and slime being dumped on the losing candidate during their concession speech

Tell your daughter to meet me in the A gap. You’ll be pushing her in a wheelchair for the next 5k she participates in.

@lead_Milk_Man Take my money. Please!

Wally the emotional support alligator makes his Flyers debut.

SCOOBY SNACKS PARA TODOS CAMPANAZOOOOOOOOOOOOO @Philliesbeisbol @ElGringoMalo365 @OscarBudejen

The Jets are 1-13 in their last 14 games against bird teams (in aviation as well birds are a problem for jets)

@pspychal This sounds straight out of a Pit dinner table conversation

Betting $1b and only losing $100m is really impressive honestly I’m sure the thrill alone was worth $100m to him

mail is cool because 99% of the time it’s like a J.c. penney catalogue for a previous tenant and 1% of the time it’s something you’ll go to jail for if you don’t look at

Running helps create two skills that are increasingly rare: 1. When running by yourself, it helps create an ability to be alone inside of your head for a long time. 2. When running with others, you learn to fill time with conversation instead of defaulting to your phone.

IT IS EDOSE AT THE BUZZER! ☄️🇳🇬 In the final weekend of the qualifying window @EIbadin of @DistrictTC runs 1:44.65 at George Mason to break his three year old personal best, qualify for Worlds, and hit the Olympic standard!