CS Confessions

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"WaterCS2 is a groomer"

"i dont like cache"

"im gay"

"cs2 was probably meant to release before csgo"

"i work at a gym and an india guy came up to me saying chest press machine was broken, said it wouldve press when he pushed. it was on a high weight he just didnt see it... cs2"

guys please follow @CS2_Confessions it's genuinely so funny

"i think cs2 has"

"I'm in love with you marcel, come kiss me on my big mouth"

"i have a good amount of the cs scene blocked bc they are miserable people"

"a lot more employees are going to work on cs2 after hl3 gets shipped later this year"

"caze gaming is a groomer"

"de_train probably has so many wheels"

"Before ESL impact was disbanded there was a small group of players that would accuse other players of being pedophiles because they did not like them. If someone rocked the boat or, a trans player defended themselves from players in this orbit from transphobic comments they would be accused or cut. Any comment related to sex would be used as proof. Because these players held star role positions teams would cave to them."

"artist in a 1v3 is he gonna do?"

"I selled knife for sex"

"the smokes in csgo were more competitive than cs2"

"i thought @KingHaiX was asexual but he is just a virgin"

"i don't play counterstrike"

"I blame my team for the exact same things i do"

"they should add gay lore to the cs2 agents"