The Skrimpologist

@nyanrachas @ma1ybe lol you freaks call your degree your greatest accomplishment and it’s just following directions for years and wonder why you can’t compete with a competent male in terms of income with all your “achievement”

@ma1ybe doing all that work just to degrade your own intelligence for a man who can’t match your achievements is crazy work

This can't be real

@KempQRS @ZmShogun I’d be careful. Definitely going to be aimed at a minority of your audience. The average RS player is an unemployed troon

@ZmShogun I was thinking about making something for Apr 1. I'd have to make it funny and really good for my audience to want to see that from my gaming channel.

Thank you for saying so. If there's a group of OSRS players mocking me, I'm completely oblivious to it because the truth is so blinding. For anybody that wants their eyes opened, I recommend Predictive History's breakdown: youtube.com/watch?v=aQSDSq…

@OVTweetmarck That’s why I cherish my clips so much. I find myself watching portions of a 5 minute clip to listen to me and my buddies shoot the shit and make jokes, as opposed to the 10 second actual “clip” I hit

One thing I think that is good to admit and note as someone who enjoys video games greatly and does not think them inherently bad in any sense is that a downside to them is unlike many hobbies, they produce no lasting product (compare to say writing, painting, and the like).

@tylermason1414 @TheBostonBuzzer That was fake news lol

@TheBostonBuzzer Howie rejected a 1 and 3 what makes you think he’s going to take a 2 and 4

If AJ Brown is available for a 2nd and a 4th after June 1st, it should be a done deal. He’s almost certainly going to provide a much greater impact than any combination of guys you can get with those picks.

@MurrayHillGuy1 The bars are incredibly high in fat. Sounds like unnecessary gorging. Gross

My friend eats 5–6 protein bars a day, 2–3 scoops of powder, and ground beef for dinner. Gained 25 lbs in 4 months… barely any muscle. Are protein bars/powder just the biggest fitness scam?

@SaniOSRS It’s not a crash out lol. He’s just acknowledging the reality of modern America and is tired of keeping quiet about it. Point out anything irrational he’s said.

KempQ is on a Theoatrix level schizophrenic crash out right now. Actually generational stuff going on, so glad everyone else can see that dudes a retard

@TheRealAlper Pats fans delusional overrate Chaisson for some reason. Is it because our pass rush was so horrendous he looked good by comparison? By every metric he was apart of the ass that made up our pass rush

So K’Lavon Chaisson only signs for $12 million when the Patriots gave Dre’Mont Jones $13 million? Yikes

@jamesthelord_ @EthicalHoopz @LegionHoops He’s talking about the crew chief. That’s the only one who should be making that decision, and he was not.

@EthicalHoopz @LegionHoops adam silver is the principal and the refs are the hall monitors.

Joe Mazzulla on Jaylen Brown being ejected by a referee that he wasn’t even talking to: “Just give a ton of credit to my high school principal he had the balls to throw a student out. He didn’t leave it to the hall monitor.” 💀 (h/t @lockedupjb)

@Evguyisback @EnjoysEquities @paleonormie Lol because eventually the company wants to take a profit? They either rape you with monopoly power or they fail after divesting all of the liability to peoples 401ks

@EnjoysEquities @paleonormie Right, how do you frame this like it’s a bad thing lol

the future is just an endless churn of adapting your consumption habits to whatever venture-capital-backed seller is currently selling at a loss to capture market share

@wrldoftatum Bro if we paid Pierce 119M id be calling for him to be fucking fired, relax

Missed out on Likely Missed out on Pierce Lost Diggs Lost Tonga Chiefs signed K9 #fireEliotWolf

@braeden_mccann @TitleTalkTCL BTJ isn’t worth 31 😂😂

@TitleTalkTCL Send 31 and a 3/4 to Jacksonville for BtJ right now. If WR was the plan for 31, BTJ is better than every WR in this draft. He’s already been a WR1 with Mac at qb.

People are really going to try and gaslight a lot of passionate Patriots fans into believing they're bad people or not smart because they want more help for their MVP level QB. Seattle literally said after SB60 that Drake was their "entire Offense" I believe them.

@MayeIsKing_ Bro stop 😂 if we don’t get someone who can separate we’re gonna be ass

Rewatching the AJ Brown tape this morning. Yeahhhhh let’s just say I’m glad we saved the picks. Boutte, Hollins, and a motivated Efton Chism. This offense will surprise everyone.

@aj_muse_ Victory lapping over Howie not taking a huge win of a trade for a player you don’t utilize at all is actually insane 😭 and it’s not even real, no one will ever offer you that for AJ

HELL YEA HOWIE

Welfare State explained for people who actually work for a living. The system is working. Just not for you. You wake up before your kids do. You drive an hour to a job that barely covers the bills. You eat lunch at your desk. You miss the school play. You come home tired, check your paycheck, and half of it's gone before you touch it. Now picture your neighbor. She hasn't worked in three years. Her kids are in free childcare. Her rent is paid by the state. Her groceries are covered. Her healthcare is free. She takes home more than you do. Not because she's cheating the system. Because the system told her to. Her caseworker ran the numbers on an $18/hour job offer. Taking it would lose her food assistance, childcare, cash benefits, healthcare. All in, that job would leave her $27,000 poorer per year than staying home. She didn't take it. You'd have done the same. Now picture your buddy and his girlfriend. Together six years. Two kids. They want to get married. But the government charges them $20,200 a year to be a legal family. So on paper, they aren't one. Now picture your uncle. Bad back but functional. He can work. But disability pays $28,000 plus free healthcare. Working part-time pays $22,000 with nothing. Over 1,400 law firms exist solely to help people make that switch. Less than 1% ever come back to work. These aren't lazy people. They're doing basic math. And the math is everywhere. There are over 80 federal welfare programs in this country. Not 5. Not 10. Over 80. That's before you touch the states. California adds 23 more. New York adds 24. A family of four on maximum federal benefits takes home $90,000 a year. Tax free. Without working. You know what the median family that actually works makes? $80,000. Before taxes. Read that again. The family on welfare takes home more than the family going to work every day. And the working family is paying for it. In California, a family of four can pull $114,000 a year in combined benefits. In New York City, $118,000. The city will pay $4,100 a month for your apartment alone. That's a doorman building. It doesn't stop at the border. In the UK, a jobless family with three kids takes home £46,000 in benefits. A family with both parents working full-time on minimum wage? £28,000. You'd need to earn £71,000 to match what the non-working family gets for free. And in November 2025, the UK removed its child benefit cap entirely. Every additional child now unlocks more money. No limit. Now here's the part that should make you set your phone down. There's a nurse in Sacramento. She makes $85,000. Works nights. Takes home $61,000 after taxes. No childcare help. No food assistance. No housing voucher. Makes too much for any of it. She is funding a system that pays other people more than she takes home. And her only return on investment is the bill. Maybe that nurse is your wife. Maybe that family making $65,000 with two jobs and no help is yours. You were told to go to school, get a job, work hard, play by the rules. And for that you get to fund a system that pays people more than you make. $1.2 trillion a year. $3,600 from every working American. Fifty years. Same poverty rate as 1973. We didn't build a safety net. We built a gateway drug. You get on one program, that qualifies you for three more, those qualify you for five more. Before long you're enrolled in fifteen programs and any attempt to earn more costs you thousands in lost benefits. The system doesn't help you climb out. It makes climbing out expensive. And if you dare question any of it, you're "heartless." You "hate poor people." You "want children to starve." No. I want a system that helps people get back on their feet. Not one that pays them to stay down. When you can stack 80 programs to clear six figures without working, you don't have a safety net. You have a country addicted to dependence. Every bureaucrat needs the poverty to justify their job. Every politician needs the dependency to justify their vote. Every program needs more funding to justify its existence. They don't want to solve poverty. A solved problem doesn't need a budget. You paid for it. You're still paying for it. And the people running it are going to ask you to pay more.

@SlothKnowsBall @ShakirBetta More to show for it than your 8 years of Josh Allen 😂🫵🏻 fucking loser

@ShakirBetta “Lapped” lmao foh they had an all time fluke run and have absolutely nothing to show for it. Bills are the superior team but they definitely need to get their shit together next year

Why are we arguing with Pats fans bruh they got every right to talk shit they lapped us in 1 year lmao. y’all need to own up to the fact that our team choked. it is what it is bra

@SamMonsonNFL Actually kill yourself. Fucking retard you don’t know ball

I was the Justin Herbert vote. The guy had the worst offensive line in the NFL all season and despite that he was working miracles in almost every single game. Stafford's OL became 2/5ths as bad as Herbert's for 5 minutes and he became a turnover howitzer. He embodied 'value'.

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