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This guy wants to know why the woman never has to take a DNA test after the baby is born. 😳🤔🫠 Take a listen to his logic and weep for the future with me.

@BlondeOfWar I had to keep this because no one would believe anyone could be this stupid and still be alive. I can’t remember the last time I laughed this hard. Thank you.

@realstewpeters Hope she realizes he can put his name of every govt building in the U.S., but the first day of a new regime will see all the lettering coming down. There won’t be a single govt-funded memorial to the worst president in U.S. history.

KAROLINE LEAVITT: “The White House ballroom is not just a fun project for President Trump. It is critical for our national security.” No, the fuck it isn’t.

@shannonrwatts So we’ll never know for sure who shot the cop or if the guy they charged fired a gun at all?

Blanche says evidence recovery is "not an exact science" and that when weapons are fired [inside a hotel], "sometimes you find the bullet, and sometimes it just disappears." 🤔

@LucasSa56947288 Invading other countries didn’t work, nor did alienating Catholics, can’t get a Nobel Award, a knighthood isn’t looking good, tariffs backfired big time, people won’t stop talking about Epstien and calling him a pedophile. He can’t buy midterm wins. Might need help stealing votes

@LucasSa56947288 Well, it worked for him once before, so why not try it again? But maybe it’s too soon to go for the sympathy vote? He’s got lots of time to screw things up again and the thinking skills to guarantee he will. /2

Speaker Mike Johnson: "I hope voters remember this in the fall. You've gotta keep the grownups in charge, and that's the Republicans."

@ProjectLincoln @paladine Oh, come on, it’s not like the taxpayers weren’t going to pay for it since Day 1. Only magas believed his lies.

Update: the GOP is going to make YOU pay for his ballroom

@MikeSington First president to go out in public wearing a bulletproof vest because so many people despise him. Where will they find shirts and jackets to fit him now? Will he need a bulletproof helmet, too? At least he can give up the comb-over. Or they could just not let him go out anymore.

White House officials consider putting Trump in a bulletproof vest for all future public appearances.

@juless75877340 @notcapnamerica Because magas can’t face the truth, even when it’s screaming at them. Dems accept Clinton was on the island, but magas refuse to even consider for one second that a pig like trump spent time on an island owned by a man he frequently partied with, in the presence of young girls.

@notcapnamerica and yet here we are LOL enjoy

I’m sorry but “oh, do you think he was referring to you?” has me in TEARS

@iluminatibot It wasn’t long ago carlson was part of the maga machine, twisting lies, manufacturing poll numbers and using them to pump up trump’s image. He just can’t walk away from the roll he carved out for himself.

TUCKER: “How much does it matter what Americans think?” HUCKABEE: “It matters every bit.” TUCKER: “80% oppose war with Iran.” HUCKABEE: “We don’t live in a world where polls dictate policy.” TUCKER: “Oh, I thought you said it matters what Americans think.”

@stacycay He just can’t pass up any opportunity to talk. If he didn’t crave the spotlight 24/7 and go out of his way to comment on every topic, usually ranting, he’d get serious coverage. But he can’t do that. He has to lie, self-aggrandize, vent, accuse, and belittle every chance he gets.

Is that…a threat?

@RepMikeLevin @JohnCleese Yeah, but what about Hunter Biden? (Sarcasm)

$24 million in Pentagon contracts is going to a company whose Chief Strategy Advisor is the President's son. Eric Trump isn't a defense contractor. He's not a military expert. He's the President's son. Every step this family takes in or around the government ends up with money flowing toward them. They aren't even hiding the corruption at this point. The American people are entitled to a real answer for how this contract was awarded.

@PaulleyTicks Yet, magas everywhere will fall for trump’s lie even though they can see for themselves he obviously fell.

I synced up Pedolf Shitler's explanation of why he 'fell' during the fake shooting with the video of the shooting. In it he says he didn't fall, it was the SS agents that told him to "go down" but the vid clearly shows him getting back up. So, why would they tell him to get up.

TRUMP WANTED TO PUT LIZ CHENEY IN FRONT OF A FIRING SQUAD 🤷 THEY MADE FUN OF PAUL PELOSI BEING ATTACKED BY A GUY WITH A HAMMER🤷 THEY MOCKED THAT ROB REINER WAS MURDERED BY HIS SON🤷 TRUMP CELEBRATED WHEN ROBERT MUELLER DIED 🤷 BUT THEY CALL US HATEFULL 🙄

@Garnet_2203 The worst part is, he knows perfectly well he’s lying, but doesn’t care if one more idiot falls for the lie.

Mark Carney does not own Brookfield…. Pierre Poilievre is flatly lying. This is full out defamation.

RETWEET if you stand with Jimmy Kimmel against Donald Trump!

@Microinteracti1 Wouldn’t you just want to tell him to let go, you’re not some kind of lifeline for him?

Trump with his weak ladyboy handshake. Losing every single time. Embarrassing little insect 🐞.

@PierrePoilievre Pierre Poilievre is the most expensive politician in the HoC. He's costing taxpayers millions. He's been traveling across the country campaigning for 4 years now. Someone needs to tell him it's over. He lost. Big time.

@CalltoActivism Who the hell is blanche to decide how the media covers the president? Readers, viewers and listeners get to decide which media they support, not trump’s former lawyer (who lost his case resulting in 34 felony convictions for trump) and who trump added to the taxpayers’ payroll.

🚨UNBELIEVABLE: Todd Blanche blames “many people in this room” — meaning JOURNALISTS — for the violence at the White House Correspondents Dinner because they are “overly critical of the president.” No Todd. Valid criticism isn’t violence and this isn’t f*cking North Korea.

@HQNewsNow How about the rhetoric from trump? He constantly threatens people he doesn’t like with anything from imprisonment to death. But @PressSec doesn’t care because he can do nothing wrong, including sexual assault (for which he’s been found liable) in her eyes. She’s a maga hypocrite.

Karoline Leavitt says Americans "need to recommit" to "toning down the rhetoric" and then immediately starts blaming Democrats