Renegade Statman Ⓜ️

Cameron Humphreys made his league debut, there’s a positive

🇮🇪 Leon Ayinde has been called up to the Republic of Ireland U21 squad. 👏

@Matt_Pinner Dora Olive Enid Prudence Violet Sheila Gloria Cora Clara

Vintage old lady name for this DOG please

@YamYamKally Everyone is welcome to the club, no matter how late they join 💙

No more moans from me about this team. 9 cup finals, let's stick together snd get the job done. Watch the full video on the Vlog from Sheff Weds game #itfc

@afrodids Arcade Tavern. Did the Guinness, Murphy’s & Beamish trilogy

@CallMeStat Where are you drinking that?

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@S_BaileyITFC Listen if you don’t want your ticket there will be plenty that do 😂

Had a think about the Norwich ticket collection thing and it’s a load of bollocks really isn’t it. Didn’t need that years back when we were in the same situation with no trains. Be a lot less hassle sending them out like usual. Will always be a thing now. #ITFC

📊'Undoubled' in 25/26 (Championship): ▪️Ipswich Town #ITFC

Love this so much 🧡

When Sligo’s Martin Brennan started singing the second song, is probably my favourite funniest tv moment, ever, of all time

🇮🇪 Lá Fhéile Pádraig sona daoibh! ☘️

Theroux doc got draq queens and lesbians trying to get me arrested😂😂 + been banned from my local breakfast spot hahaha cancelled life

@_Dont_Turn_Back @KardSharp75

@CallMeStat @KardSharp75 Now tell us a story about the Polish league Same relevance

For those of you who realise there was football before the Premier League, the youngest top-flight goalscorer is still Jason Dozzell aged 16y & 57 days #ITFC

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Quiz question. Who's the youngest ever goalscorer in English top flight history?

@Finn_Nulty @NiftyNick4 42 years 🤣

@CallMeStat @NiftyNick4 Aye because a month and 42 years are definitely the same thing

@posephoto @Jazman86 “Chances are” doing a lot of heavy lifting there

@Jazman86 @CallMeStat Just your opinion without any discussion & can legitimately seem boring to people who prefer fact based discussion. Chances are you never watched football before the Premier League era. Either way, what purpose do either of you serve by trying to steal joy from a kid!?

I’m willing to bet Jason Dozzell wouldn’t want to take away from what an incredible day this is for Max Dowman. Don’t let statsmen deprive us of emotion.

@posephoto I’m hoping his headteacher wears a Jason Dozzell shirt when he returns to school on Monday.

@CallMeStat Your Tweet pounced on the moment of joy for a kid to serve what purpose, exactly!? You could’ve celebrated the occasion with a nod to a very similar momentous achievement, but instead you opted to try & diminish Max Dowman’s contribution to the game. For what!?

@Guitarglasgow That’s the spirit

@CallMeStat Whenever a stat or history tweet ends with "in the Premier League" I'm straight to Google to find the truth

@boringAFC Boring, boring

@CallMeStat They said youngest PL goal scorer. But go on.

@posephoto *checks my tweet* *checks my tweet again* Nah, I didn’t say that.

@CallMeStat Are you saying he’s a bitter person!? Genuinely think your clamour for attention is doing the man a disservice. He ain’t out here looking for clicks.

@NiftyNick4 Might as well say he’s the youngest goalscorer this month

@CallMeStat That’s why they are saying “youngest ever Premier League scorer”