Corey Cantu ♻️♠️📈

@ronsterd89 Bananas

I woke up to leg cramps in both legs I drink 2 liters of water a day. What can I add more of so no cramps?

@BaseballWRLD_ The 3 greatest hitters "on average."

Barry Bonds Albert Pujols Anthony Rizzo The 3 greatest hitters of all-time some would say

Who was the best running back in the NFL when you were 14? I’ll Start…. Barry Sanders

@SpartanMike96 @JesseBWatters These kids are way less intoxicated than I remember seeing anyone at South Padre Island back in the day.

I love the comments under here as if the news didn't preselect an area with intoxicated college students, likely did well over 100 interviews and picked the 10 most outrageous ones. Let me help you out: "OMG! These people vote" - 53% of college students vote and this is likely the 47% "Our education system is a failure" - All these kids were probably taught sufficient history/geopolitics and just never listened, dozed off during class, or were only focusing on acing the tests and not learning the material. Stop blaming the schools Alright. I'll let you all go back to being overly-alarmed by the US media. Again.

Spring Break goes WILD☀️ 🍺🤪 and the students have NO IDEA what’s going on🤣 “The BIGGEST issue in America is what BIKINI I’m wearing tomorrow”👙 “We’re going to war with IRAQ that’s been crazy”🤔 “I’ve NEVER heard the word Ayatollah in my life”🫢 “Is Venezuela in SPAIN?”😬😬😬

@spursfan1060 @SleeperRangers I'm surprised Netflix isn't just showing the top games of 2015.

@SleeperRangers MLB on Netflix doesn’t feel right

This Netflix score bug is BRUTAL🤮

@chillywilly214 That's one of these.

Yall going to opening day? Rangers fans: "Nah. Too expensive. Too far. Parking sucks. Can't get off work" Astros fans: "HELL YEAH WE ARE BROTHER!! We ask for this day off every year and save up for the event and will be there no matter what!!!"

I somehow drafted the Rangers entire rotation. Gemini told me to put a prospect who made the starting rotation on my bench instead of another bat.

@Oh_Katie_Babie I renewed for $100. I don't know personally but people have been complaining on here that you have to subscribe to ESPN to subscribe to MLB TV. Brutal if true. Plus you'd need a VPN.

Rangers (Baseball) Fans: What are you doing for TV this season? Should I renew my Victory+ for 100? Should I pay for MLBTV? (But I don’t have a cable provider) What makes sense for the best price and what are you doing?

@BarbellFi Can't be the worst job market since 2008 because 2009-2012 were all worse.

Millennials & Gen Z aren’t having kids Hearing about more & more layoffs It’s the worst job market since 2008 Mortgage rates are rising towards 7% Home values doubled since 2020 I’ve never been one to believe this But real estate actually may crash 🤔

@TheDrugMoney Money won is twice as sweet as money earned.

What’s one financial hill you’ll die on?

@ReporterNick1 This hat last year.

The leaked City Connect jerseys look very similar to this Mexican Heritage night giveaway from 2023? Different shade of red but the wording is the same and the detail on the sleeves is very similar.

@KennyJoe24 @BadgedPatriot I was at a plumber friend's house last weekend and he just finished draining his.

@BadgedPatriot I doubt plumbers even do this at their own homes.

A plumber just told me you are supposed to drain your water heater once a year to get the junk at the bottom out to extend the life of the heater. Does anybody actually do that?😳

@_robyn_smith Land is cheap on the moon.

Why does it cost less to build a base on the moon than high speed rail from sf to la

It's going to take more than 1 baseball game for Netflix to get me back.

@EdwardK97329 @ChrisMartin1961 Labeled "The Me Generation" in the 1970s.

Because Boomers took the opportunity at every stage of their lives to vote themselves $ from the treasury in some form or another. On top of that they normalized all sorts of behaviors that are terrible for society. The 1st generation in American history to leave the next generation worse prospects than they had. Even to this day they won't retire and give younger people a shot. Boomers should be re-labled the selfish generation.

I’m seeing, yet again, this surge of hatred for the Boomer generation. I’m a late season Boomer, born in 1961; I’ve worked for nearly 50 years, have been in the same profession for 37 years, I’ve routinely worked 45-60 hours a week. I don’t get why we are so vilified.

In preparation for Opening Day tomorrow, here’s a Texas Rangers follow list for everyone! 1/2 @rickhall323 @Hicks45J @MasonHovind_TXR @RightOnRangers @chillywilly214 @spursfan1060 @RanDumbInTX @willforthrill @BraydenBrower3 @hannahbaugh @Can2CG @langston_holly

@45PedroMartinez '99 all star game, I'm not even sucking up. That's it for me.

What’s one baseball moment that still gives you chills? Go! ⚾

@BaseballWRLD_ Is Mike Trout for MVP more or less likely than a Jacob deGrom Cy Young?

My 2026 MVP Predictions, but I can’t choose Aaron Judge or Shohei Ohtani

@wil_da_beast630 There was a bit in one of the American Pie movies that said take the number I guy tells you and divide by 3, take the number a woman tells you and multiply by 3.

You guys know women can simply...lie about their "body counts," right?

@WritingRangers When I got my True Brand hat last year they offered a choice between the gray and an older giveaway. The other hat option was basically this jersey. I don't know if that makes it more or less likely to be a fake.

After further consideration: I LIKE them. Peagle was 100x better but this isn’t the worst thing we’ve ever seen. As long as they don’t try to have red/black pants. Also interested to see how they look on field rather than in the back of an academy.