Corey Cantu ♻️♠️📈

i wonder how sarah’s dad is doing now that his daughter died and lost 4 employees

We almost got the sequel where Freaky Nikki and Wish Bear run off with a billion dollars.

@beauhightowerdn @gas_biz

Crude oil is 90 a barrel yet we're paying 5 bucks a gallon. Someone please explain

why is it that when women turn 25 and decide that they should be more open to sports they always pick baseball, the one that’s most rapidly losing relevance and has a median fan age of 55

@beefydingus @TheMattMcInnis @waitbutwhy

@Can2CG @TheMattMcInnis @waitbutwhy Both are for human cattle. I drink spring water

Isn’t Coke Zero just Diet Coke branded for men?

@beefydingus @TheMattMcInnis @waitbutwhy Which do you prefer?

@Can2CG @TheMattMcInnis @waitbutwhy That was the question so it certainly isn’t the answer! Any more questions little guy?

@beefydingus @TheMattMcInnis @waitbutwhy That was the question wasn't it?

@Can2CG @TheMattMcInnis @waitbutwhy Not really any other insight than “ there is a difference”

@beefydingus @TheMattMcInnis @waitbutwhy Maybe not technically right but convey the idea.

@TheMattMcInnis @waitbutwhy Coke Zero uses sucrose and Diet Coke uses aspartame. Your analogy is incorrect

3 walks 0 runs.

@J_in_AK You're not allowed to say the economy is good.

Gen Z has a higher rate of home ownership at age 25 (30%) than millennials (28%) or Gen X (27%). Only 32% of boomers owned a house at age 25. We can be envious of their 40+ years of accumulated wealth, or we can build our own. Either way, our success is on us.

@jasonrmcintyre @JoePompliano Tatis was not from an impoverished background, he's 2nd generation MLB. Grew up with the money, the training, the environment. And it's probably not a bad deal, odds are he doesn't become a 20 million dollar player. He just took some steroids and caught lightning in a bottle.

@JoePompliano I kind of hate this Predatory money advance and then demand a king’s ransom when they make it? That’s dirty Wonder if all those guys read their contracts (I’m assume they were teenagers from impoverished backgrounds)

Fernando Tatis Jr. has lost his lawsuit against Big League Advance. Tatis was paid $2 million as a minor leaguer in exchange for 10% of his future earnings. This was not a loan. If Tatis didn't make it to the big leagues, he didn't have to repay the $2 million. But Tatis did make it to the big leagues and later signed a 14-year, $340 million contract. That meant Tatis owed Big League Advance $34 million. Tatis had publicly praised Big League Advance, saying the $2 million allowed him to hire a personal trainer, upgrade his apartment, and eat better food. But after realizing he owed $34 million in exchange for $2 million, Tatis sued the company, alleging that they used predatory tactics to lure him into an investment deal that was really an illegal loan. The judge disagreed. The agreement was upheld this week and Tatis was even ordered to pay Big League Advance’s legal fees. This is a big deal because Big League Advance has signed deals with 700+ athletes, including Elly De La Cruz (MLB) and Nolan Smith (NFL), across MLB, NFL, and college sports (think: NIL). And now that the courts have ordered Fernando Tatis Jr. to follow through on the agreement, other potential legal challenges will likely go the same way.

@JoePompliano It's probably smart for most to take the money, but Tatis dad made 15 million playing ball. He already had access to the best food, housing and trainers. He just wanted the money, and now it's time to pay the piper.

@OhYouBlockhead They were probably slipping the steroids into his food.

Around the world, streamers who sold tokens of themselves read the news and feel sick. Courts rule that cars, watches, even Pokemon cards are subject to payback. You flinch at the doorbell, worried you might come face to face with your largest token holder.

@BongsMahlangu_ Marketing

Can someone explain why universities award honorary degrees to famous people? It honestly feels a bit disrespectful to students who spent years working hard to earn theirs.

@bertram_the_mom It'll be normal then.

My parents having zero self awareness yesterday talking about how they owned their first house at 25 and had already started a family and then my mom goes “was talking to a friend and she has a 25 year old at 60, could you imagine??” I was like, “Mom, that’s going to be us.” 🙄+

@SheafferDanny Watching the pitcher on the iPad most likely.

I just watched a big league hitter that was under .210 with 0 homers and 14 RBI on the season grab an iPad in the dugout in the first inning and stare at that more than watch the pitcher that was pitching against them work? WHY?

why am I expected to tip in the Starbucks drive thru ???

@poorteffy We don't know because we're following him and he ignores her.

This was the only scene that confused me. Cus (SPOILER) when he was talking to the customer service rep why was real Nikki screaming in the background through the phone? Did he have her soul trapped or some shit.

@chutneylife If 15 isn't enough then 20 definitely isn't enough.

I am starting to think my $20 million retirement goal might be too conservative.

@BlueCollarInvr @FrontierBDesign Did he sell for 5 times his income or more?

@FrontierBDesign My older cousin did this with his construction company. Had the largest construction company in North Alabama. Sold to Rodgers Group. Now he’s starting back up 5 years later.

Best oil change biz in our city sold out 4 years ago. Incredible service. Price jumped from $69 up to $112. Same car. Same location. Terrible service. Non-compete expired last year. Previous owner started same shop again. Right by our house. Price went from $120 down to $70. Same incredible service as before. Is this common? Build a great biz, sell, expiring non-compete, build the same great biz.