The Canadian Boomers🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦

After much thought, we’re finally leaving X. It’s become such a toxic echo chamber hurting our feelings! We’re moving to Bluesky where Liberals, like-minded folks can finally share ideas in peace—without all the upsetting dissent. Our safe little corner of insanity awaits J&M🍁

@MarcMillerVM We’re so glad about this new Carney’s Youth movement brainwashed by NAZLiberal propaganda. So many Liberal voters in training. We should use to CBC to recruit even more ELBOWS UP 🥰 James&Margaret🍁

Glad to have sat down today with youth advocating for online safety. All kids should be safe — including online. As technology evolves rapidly, all options are on the table.

@govt_corrupt Sounds so great and inclusive 🏳️‍🌈 We’re heading there NOW to get an other double-double! ELBOWS UP!! James&Margaret🍁

Tim Hortons is a true icon that captures 2026 Canada. I always see lots of homeless people, only immigrants work there, the food is overpriced, the service is shit, and it’s owned by a multinational corporation. Sounds like it represents Canada perfectly.

@0hWell__ @MarketManiaCa Glad to hear that, I thought there were only Jacques and Louise @BoomerQuebecois More safe liberal votes 🥰

@CanadianBoomers @MarketManiaCa 🎯 In Quebec we call them Jean-Guy and Monique. 😂

The printing press is on fire. 🖨️🔥 Canada’s money printing surged 32% YoY: •This year: $25.5B •Last year: $19.3B More "money" = less value. That’s why your cost of living is in a death spiral. 🇨🇦📉

@liberal_party Thanks Mr Crony 🙏🏻 Canada will become so rich with that. Hope it stays in line with our Self-balancing budgets eh!? ELBOWS UP HIGH just like our debt 💸🥰 James&Margaret🍁

Today, Mark Carney announced the Canada Strong Fund – Canada’s first sovereign wealth fund – part of our plan to build a stronger, more resilient, more independent economy that benefits all Canadians.

@HarleyMann68041 So strong, just like Marx Crony’s elbows 🥰

@CanadianBoomers @JeffreyRWRath @Donna_BC7 I'll show you how it's done🤣

US military outnumbers Canadian Armed Forces 30-40 to 1 $70B/year kept in Alberta = $33K more per person, massive economic spin-offs We pay for Quebec's free tuition while they charge Albertans foreign student fees How does that make sense? stayfreealberta.com/how-and-where-… #Ableg

@HarleyMann68041 @JeffreyRWRath @Donna_BC7 Have a good day. Margaret says ELBOWS UP to you 😘

@CanadianBoomers @JeffreyRWRath @Donna_BC7 Well, respectfully, I didn't see it that way; so, I wonder how many others are "confused" like me🤣 Anyways, I just wanted to share with you that I gave your post a second thought, a couple of times 🤣 Enjoy your day.

@HarleyMann68041 @JeffreyRWRath @Donna_BC7 I thought the « Parody Account » under our name was clear enough lol

@CanadianBoomers @JeffreyRWRath @Donna_BC7 I will be honest with you: I wasn't sure if you were speaking, satirically, or literally. Only the upside down Canadian flag suggested you were speaking satirically.

We totally agree! All you kids need to do is work harder like we did. Bought our first house for just $24k and it’s worth $2.5M now! You millennials and zoomers are just lazy. Pull up your bootstraps and stop complaining! We’re not young anymore so not our problem! Jim&Marge🍁

@Savage16May Sorry, Margaret is too busy these days grabbing Elbows, she’s been away from the interwebs!

I'm not seeing many of my favourite accounts on X much these days . Where are my friends who I used to interact with all of the time ? Something is up .

@R1Woodward AMEN! ELBOWS UP 🇨🇦🥰 JAMES&MARGARET 🍁

Spring clean-up day on the Boomer’s Property, comrades! We’re purging the bourgeois moss from the deck, liquidating imperialist weeds from the garden beds, and re-educating the siding with a fresh coat of paint! All reactionary leaves to the compost bin of history! Jim&Marge🍁

@FaceDeBengals Margaret says she LOVES hammers 🥰 James&Margaret🍁🇨🇳🇻🇪🇨🇺☭

@Prominent_Bryan @frenchboomers Thanks Mr Baguette. Is that your parents?🤗 I’d love to exchange houses (and wives if Bernard allows) for a week, that Chantal looks stunning 🤩 I learned some French to impress her « Ma maison vaut 3 million de dollars, les jeunes sont lâches et l’ont trop facile" James🍁

@frenchboomers @CanadianBoomers

Notre petite maison sur le Bassin d'Arcachon. Achetée en 1982 pour environ 125 000€. Bernard avait fait des heures sup à La Poste tout l'été pour compléter l'apport. On était si jeunes. L'agent nous dit qu'elle vaut 3,9M€ aujourd'hui, mais pour nous c'est juste notre chez-nous. 🇫🇷🌅

@QuattroguyM Thank you! We’re happy you enjoy our true Canadian perspective through Margaret’s elbows 🥰

@CanadianBoomers I always appreciate your cutting edge analysis of all things Canadian, brilliant !!!

OMG, $200 million for a fancy concrete pad in Nova Scotia? Absolute bargain, darlings! Marx Carney is a genius. Finally some real vision! If no rockets show up by the next election, we can repurpose it as Canada’s official Elbow Launching Pad™. James&Margaret🍁 ELBOZOS UP!

@MarkCarneyEgo @globeandmail Exactly! We’re not working here so WHO CARES! Boomers deserve freebies and business class flights yo Europe eh!? ELBOWS UP! James&Margaret🍁

@globeandmail Opinion: Carney may be temporary. The damage he is doing isn’t. Fixed it for ya!

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@CanadaRoast @PierrePoilievre Margaret says not to worry, under the leadership of Mr Crony we’ll easily reach the first place🥰 Proud of you Marx, ELBOWS UP! James&Margaret🍁

@PierrePoilievre We're in a race with Australia for most retarded country on Earth

Why are more businesses closing than opening in Canada? Why did $1 trillion of net investment leave in 10 years? Carney's Liberal red tape and 12 new bureaucracies👇

@SavagelyAvg @Christy4Change As proud Liberal boomers with a math degree we will proudly pay a little more for the left leaning tacos. There’s no way we would fund the far right extremists eh!? James&Margaret🍁 #LiberalMath #ProgressiveValues

I need to find some right-handed tacos. That's a good deal.