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@AnonPlzX @JoshYohe_PGH 😆 lol

@CanesConvert @JoshYohe_PGH She'd be a Democrat?

This is officially absurd

@AnonPlzX @JoshYohe_PGH If my aunt had balls

@JoshYohe_PGH 16 loser points. Just win HALF of those and you're sitting in first place in the metro and not worried about the rest of the conference. This is why OT/SOs matter. But the pens haven't addressed it in half a decade. It's a horrible trend that's getting worse every season.

@bwstanley26 @UserFinn1x Sorry bro but how about a celebration when we win. I get it we are not a perfect team but let’s have some fun rather that being insufferable and constantly perservating on all the shit we need to improve. Like not shit I hate giving up 3rd period goals too.

@UserFinn1x How exactly does a statistical fact age poorly? They had a poor start to the game. I commented on it. They played… better, I guess, but still VERY sloppy. Especially defensively. They allowed four goals in the third period, and you’re trying to take a shot eh? Odd decision.

Canes on pace to allow 60 shots at home to the penguins after taking a 5-1 ass beating to Columbus last night lol And with the taste of losses to St. Louis and Calgary fresh in their minds Yikes man

@PenguinsJesus If my aunt had balls

Me, realizing where the Penguins would be in the standings if we just won half of our OT/SO losses

@THEChrisMack Holy shit after tonight, I’ve developed a healthy dislike for penguins fans, crying like a bitch over the refs. Holy shit you do realize you were gifted a 5 on 3 and had twice any pp

I’ve developed a very healthy dislike of the Carolina Hurricanes.

@jennabeee22 @NHL Once again, another penguins fan crying like a little bitch - you had twice as many Power plays as us and we were even on dives one from malkin and one for Hall - chill out you lost and if our goalie wasn’t complete as you would’ve got your ass kicked

These fucking refs….. could you call It any later?! So sick of Brind’amour is a whiny bitch who the refs spoil like the twat in Willy wonka. @NHL you will never be seen as anything other than a garage league for the shit you allow. #BestSportWorstLeague

@JoshYohe_PGH @ScoutingTheRefs Hey, ask clown next time get your call right try again

Sid drills Svechnikov with a punch. Svechnikov responds with a slash and gets the extra minor. Sid laughing about it all in the penalty box. Hockey.

@j_a155 I have literally never seen a fan base complaint more about the refs than penguins fans. Holy shit look if it wasn’t for our shitty goalie you would’ve gotten your ass kicked today.

Wonder why Kindel couldn’t elevate the puck on his breakaway

@OTCellyy Apparently, this is your first time watching hockey then

Only this team could dog walk the best team in the league then look totally lost in the next one

@beichinger_ @JoshYohe_PGH Malkin definitely dove so did Hall. The fact that you guys are complaining about the refs is laughable?

@JoshYohe_PGH The hurricanes commentators think it’s the other way around. Never heard crying like that on air. Called Malkin a diver and said nothing about Taylor hall.

The Penguins are livid with Garrett Rank. They believe Carolina took a number of dives that Rank fell for, among other things.

@OCLion @MikeBartner You’re kidding right buddy did you see the dive by Malkin come on fella don’t be a fuck stick

@MikeBartner Carolinas fourth goal was a joke. Aho dove on the Crosby supposed trip. They never should have had a power play

Thanks for nothin Carolina. 🤬

@AvsCanesFan Yeah because hockey is that linear 🙄 every time a worse team beats a better team means they are guaranteed to beat another better team the next time

The Penguins embarrassed the Avs last night 7-2, and the Blue Jackets dominated the Canes 5-1 tonight. Tomorrow night, the Canes get to face the Penguins after traveling back home to Raleigh from Columbus. Yikes. 😬🫣😵‍💫 #CarolinaCulture

@emanningwrites @TheWarningTake Hey let’s perseverate about KK 😁

@TheWarningTake It's kind of a shame the Canes didn't send him down before the trade deadline though. Nobody was taking that contract for a player who is basically Tyson Jost, and he might have been useful to the Wolves for their playoff run.

@KurtSupeCPA @JT69704577 Wow, this is bullshit. I don’t care if they’re in the Midwest or not - two executives at large companies are not making $140,000 a year with short and long-term bonuses. Nice try.

@JT69704577 People on the East and West coasts don't realize that executives in the Midwest and South earn substantially less But their cost of living is also dramatically lower. This is well in line with exec pay where they live

A couple 58 and 59 years old Both executives at large corporations Decades of climbing the ladder Here is their situation Combined income: $280,000 401k balances: $2M Brokerage account: $540,000 Home: paid off Pension: none Healthcare: unplanned until Medicare at 65 Social Security: planning to claim at 62 They were exhausted Both wanted to walk away from their jobs today Their question to me was simple Can we retire right now Most advisors would run a Monte Carlo simulation and hand them a number We did something different First we told them to stop planning to claim Social Security at 62 Waiting until 67 would add over $1,100 a month per person for the rest of their lives Then we built a healthcare bridge using their brokerage account to cover the gap until Medicare at 65 Then we started Roth conversions immediately to shrink the IRS's share of that $2.1 million before RMDs hit They had the green light to retire But the real work was building a plan to maximize every dollar Most people spend 30 years focused on saving the money Very few have a plan to maximize it once it is time to use it

@BoltsBreakdown @BangedPat You had 2 shots in the 3rd and got owned.

@BangedPat Periods 2 & 3 we played better than them

Rapid Reaction || 4-2 Loss (CAR): Jon Cooper told the media a few days ago he didn't wave the pompoms when we went 20-1-1, and he said he's not waving the white flag now (paraphrasing); still, if Coop isn't panicking, neither should we. Tonight was another disappointing loss — for sure — which sucks. It seems we've dug ourselves into some really poor habits, some really poor decisions, and we're struggling to get out of it. It happens to every team, though; it's all good. Even the Sabres will start losing eventually...so, no need to panic. Fact is, I was not impressed with the start tonight, not at all. But, I liked the response in periods 2 & 3. We put forth a gutsy effort, and that's nothing to scoff at. As disappointing as the result is and as much as I thought we deserved a better outcome, the final score is the final score; we can't change that. I think the puck luck went the other way: First off, I thought the Hurricanes' first goal should've never counted...it was a delayed penalty & Hedman touched the puck. Right then, Right there, the refs should've blown the play dead. Instead, Carolina leads 1-0. Secondly, how on God's green earth did the Canes' 3rd goal get in the net?! Are you kidding me...sharp angle shot deflects off of Hedman into the net...again, bad puck luck. Finally, I thought the officiating was suspect tonight. I never like blaming the refs, but I want to make that known as it is another component of this "bad puck luck" I refer to. At the end of the day, it's another loss. When will it end?! Some closing thoughts: 1) Hedman & Chucky have got to shore up their defensive mistakes. No one is immune (except maybe Girgy, please heal fast), but those two in particular really struggle handling the puck — at least as of late. It's infuriating to watch...how many times can I scream, "HEDDY!" or "CHUCKY!" in one night?! 2) The Hounds were on fire tonight, definitely our best line. It's good to see them buzzing again; they were so crucial in our run of success. 3) Kucherov looked ill tonight. It was the first time (against CAR) since his very first game against Carolina that he was held without a point. I'm not sure what got into him, but let's hope he plays a little better on next week's roadtrip. ———————————————— Lots of hockey left to be played...Don't give up on the Lightning now. We're still the same team that went nearly unbeaten for 2 months, don't forget it. Bolts Breakdown Three Stars: 1st Star—Zemgus Girgensons 2nd Star—Yanni Gourde 3rd Star—Andrei Vasilevskiy #GoBolts

@BoltsJolts Or maybe just maybe you got beat by a better team

Listen. TB isn’t playing well. They just aren’t. Some games it’s shit effort. Some games it’s shit mental mistakes. Some games it’s shit execution. Some games it’s all of it. Their puck luck for and against has been horrendous during this stretch too. Put it back together.

@Canes2Arizona You guys are literally the fucking worst

@bwstanley26 Do you care to make any amends to your little bitchy posts? They seem to only happen when things don’t go their way, but very little in the way of encouragement when they win.

C-minus level Goaltending Defensive breakdowns leading to constant dangerous chances in front of that goaltending Pretty sweet 1-2 punch for a cup contender (I had quotes around a certain phrase in that last sentence but yall got all pissy last time I said somethin bout it so)

@Mooseamillion Dirty little bitch always

Man has Kucherov always been a little bitch or am I just now noticing it this year?

@BoltsJolts Yeah… Carolina really struggled tonight.

It always makes me laugh when Carolina tries to play tough.