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@akuareindorf @Mcbeath_on_sea @UKLabour @EHRC @bphillipsonMP That's a follow 😂👆

@Mcbeath_on_sea @UKLabour @EHRC @bphillipsonMP I think of myself more as a lesbian-presenting lesbian tbh. But if you find traditional gender categories hard to break out of that's cool.

I see @UKLabour MPs are faithfully repeating the line that Govt has managed to “scale back” some “harmful elements” of the @EHRC Code of Practice. They don’t know what Govt has “scaled back”. They haven’t seen the post-consultation version sent to @bphillipsonmp in Sep 25 …/1

I have to say, it was awfully kind of trans women to teach Owen Jones how to tuck so well.

@Goldiesupremacy Wait, people are sucking straps?

In wlw twitter they say that sucking strap is real but scissoring only exists in porn😂

@Charles95684721 I can imagine a woman lying back and thinking of England for years whilst actually being a lesbian. Horrible, unlikely, but possible, i guess ? But a man has to sustain an erection and do it with a woman, for years. If you can do that, you're not gay, surely, are you ?

Has anyone considered that those guys who come out as gay after many years of marriage to a woman are usually just bisexual with a preference for men?

If you’re able to get it up for a woman for 14 years, you’re not gay, you’re bisexual.

@BradfemlyWalsh Every single one of my boys knows I'm going to do THE LOOK before I even do it, and they all scatter themselves into action "come on, quick, before she does... THE LOOK!" To this day, I don't even know what I do. It's not on purpose 🤷

Don't become a mother if you can't do The Look

@ThefantasticsL "Darling, would you like to smash... the patriarchy with me later?" *makes intense lesbian eye contact* "The patriarchy is not who I'm here to smash."

One of the difficulties with Angela Wild and Sheila Jeffreys is the idea that all women can (and should) become lesbians. Lesbians are not heterophobic or biphobic and it is unhelpful to assert that we can dismantle the patriarchy by converting women into lesbianism.

@Goldiesupremacy Seconded.

Or maybe it's that they can't provide what lesbians want. Many of them even call themselves heteroromantic, only sexually attracted to woman. But even in bed the only thing they can do for a woman is to suck on straps, zero skills in pussyeating

i really don’t understand how anyone that’s been in a lesbian space in the past 5 years isn’t a little terfy

@saprolegniaa @LezbianPoIice Might be my algorithm but every time I turn on any social media, I get "masc" bisexuals being completely cringe about dating women "as a masc."

@CarerUnderCover @LezbianPoIice I’m confused. I get why the first part was a problem for you (the calling themselves lesbian)- fair. But podcasts? Why is that a problem?

A trigger I’m developing is bisexual women who are “masc” that claim to be lesbian. Its the most disgusting cringe pathetic combination. Just be bisexual in peace and get over the social complex. Holy shit, i hate how fucking low the bar is set that a short hair cut is “lesbian”.

@ShayWoulahan Perfectly put.

That “specific kind of guy” is called your type. Loving all women as a collective group isn’t attraction. You’re not sexually attracted to every woman you see. If you can’t identify particular women you’re attracted to and you view them all the same, you’re not attracted to women

@ImmutableSex @morter39388 @blablafishcakes @Martina @CrunchAlias @PeterTatchell My wife is mistaken for a man a few times a month (manual job, meeting blokes in passing, wearing a hi vis), and she's been challenged in the ladies. Immediately she opens her mouth and speaks with her female voice, it's obvious she's a woman, to everybody.

@morter39388 @blablafishcakes @Martina @CrunchAlias @PeterTatchell Lesbian here - older, butch lesbian with short hair. I have never been mistaken for a man because humans can tell someone’s sex immediately.

Toilets & changing rooms must be used on basis of biological sex, new guidance says How will this be policed? It's impossible! Already biological women who are deemed insufficiently feminine are being falsely accused of being trans & harassed. SHAME! bbc.co.uk/news/articles/…

@LezbianPoIice I dunno about "open to." If you fancy the pants off of blokes but you're only open to dating women, you're not a lesbian.

I’m tired of arguing with open bisexuals on if they’re lesbian or not. It’s the most simple thing in the world. If someone is open to BOTH sexes they are BI sexual. There are only males and females. Lesbian and gay are sex-specific terms for homosexual. That’s all it means.

@HausOfHomophile @thefempire50 Fair - and honestly, part of why the transman gotcha is so annoying is that it's a problem they've created, but they want everybody else to solve.

@CarerUnderCover @thefempire50 They're not welcome in the men's, sorry. We'll take the blokes in dresses, since they're ours. But the bearded ladies will have to stay out.

The ‘Trans Man Gotcha’ “What are you going to do if a big, burly trans man walks into the bathroom?” Great question. Glad you can see that the presence of what looks like a man would be alarming. If they pass, we will think they are a man and ask them what they are doing in there. When they speak, it should become obvious that they aren’t male. I would say that in the majority of cases, a quick interaction will solve this. Allowing ‘trans women’ into our bathrooms will not solve this issue as ‘trans men’ are still legally allowed to use female spaces. This is also a great reason for not falsifying ID.

@suentrelinhas I cannot accept that "pillow princesses" or "asexuals" are lesbians. I just want to say to them, honey, we are not the same.

sweetheart thats all very nice but if youre not going to eat pussy then youre not a dyke

@micheal_ws18 I think carbs matter if you're chasing peak, explosive, athletic performance. I run, a lot, and far, and I'm old. The only carbs I eat are the ones which come with above ground veg. The inflammation from carbs just isn't worth it to me.

Hear me out… Why do so many people cut carbs completely? Don’t we literally need carbs for energy?

The sad reality is that if a lesbian said "I want to eat her pussy so bad" about a character or a famous woman she'd receive comments calling her a predator, that she's just like a male or that she's objectifying women unlike if she said "I wanna choke on her dick/strap"

@dqveed Also, imagine being actual Margot Robbie and thinking you can improve your looks with surgery. Don't mess with perfection!

I really need the girls to stop touching their cheeks man. They're all turning into handsome Squidward.

@pvssyinneed I don't know any lesbians who ONLY want that and I also don't know any lesbians who think a strap is actually a dick, unless they're with a "transman" and flattering the old ego.

Like nothing against straps but if you’re a ‘lesbian’ and that’s all you want then…..