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Found a hill to die on. Planting the flag at Six thousand freedom dollars. Join me in glory.
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Carsonated
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Knockoffs of our diabetes and obesity medicines mixed with vitamin B12 have a potentially dangerous impurity with unknown risks.
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@Rizzem_wif_tism @b0newalljackson Nigga is a professional driver until THE MOMENT a hot chick gets in the side by side
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@b0newalljackson on a random Tuesday after 37 frosty domestics: x.com/onebiglizard/s…
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@Rizzem_wif_tism @b0newalljackson You’ll have to settle for crowds of spectators
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@Carsonated @b0newalljackson Are there any trees on the course?
If yes I’ll take the mustang.
GIF
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i need to make nine figs this next cycle so i can race the gt3 circuit
manifested. honkermogged
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@Rizzem_wif_tism @b0newalljackson It appears one of you will have to field a Corvette GT3.R and the other will be in a Mustang GT3 and we all win.
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@Rizzem_wif_tism @b0newalljackson What would you do with your other hand?
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@Carsonated @b0newalljackson 9/2=4.5???
@Rizzem_wif_tism @b0newalljackson This sounds like splitting a pair of honkers, you gotta realize that you can’t share half of either to truly experience it
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@b0newalljackson Bro if you wanna go halfsies I would be happy to split it right down the middle at 4.5 figures each.
Lmk.
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@b0newalljackson You need to be honkermogging. You need to like the sheer mass. Small aristocratic tiddy enjoyers are freaks, they’re monuments to mosquito bites. They don’t want milkers. You might need to like 4 or 5 G-cups a day. You need to be honkermaxxing.
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Sometimes I believe the conspiracy theory that anti-nuclear environmentalists are just oil and gas astroturfed organizations
𝕊𝕠𝕔𝕚𝕒𝕝𝕚𝕤𝕥 𝕊𝕪𝕤𝕒𝕕𝕞𝕚𝕟 💾@reset_by_peer
FYI, this is what 20 years worth of safely stored nuclear waste looks like. You can fit it in a third of an average convenience store parking lot.
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@johnennis @blakeaburge I’m guessing you must not be a pleasure to deal with
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@blakeaburge This rings true, and then you look at who is the richest man in the world and who is the president of the United States and you have to wonder if it is true
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A massive advantage in life: Being a pleasure to deal with. Kind when others aren’t. Calm when things go sideways. Reliable under pressure. Intelligence alone is overrated. Be someone who lightens the load for folks around them. People value people who make their lives easier.
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@Crave132 @ShatteredEON So many colonists in the airlock without oxygen
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Real life people won't understand how this could happen, but I'm sure there are many similar stories.
When I got into crypto, I knew it was a scam. "But that doesn't mean you can't make money on it.
Glad I got fast rugged by @ShatteredEON rather than slow rugged like this guy
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My net worth peaked at $1.2 million. None of it was real. I don't mean that philosophically. I mean it was located on servers that have since been turned off. I own eleven properties in the metaverse. Three in Decentraland. Four in The Sandbox. Two in Voxels. One in Otherside.
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