Cedrick Barton

Some jackass is taking notes on a typewriter in lecture and it is so fucking annoying

Phi alpha

We're starting the Willson Contreras Gold Glove narrative.

@roberte1029 Bobby beers type fih

A-Day fit #LANK

@baseballinpix @CLekirk48472 is this you

George "Fatty" Hackett - Believed to be the heaviest ballplayer at 450 pounds.

@VenablesBv Stolen valor

Split the USA

@wardamnbilly You have an ugly left thumb, John

Spending the evening with my good buddy Evan

Fuck bobs chud life

Shrink whatever the fuck this is

@gregthevirg Greg, What’s cookin good lookin. What types of things are you up to that are causing some issues? Best, Cedrick (mutherfuckin) Bartons

Beer n shit

I hope both sides of your pillow are perpetually warm

I feel like trading Roman Anthony for Bobby Whitt Jr would solve a lot of problems for this team. Can we get Brad Stevens over here? He'd probably pull this off

Hoppy Easter

@MitchJonas4 Hi Mitch! Do you plan on wearing both quarter zips at the same time? I don’t think you’re a fucking loser retard. Great drink choice. All the best, Ced

Girlfriend (Mrs. Jonas) found this account last night. I was a called “a fucking loser retard” anyways high noon tequilas with the jays and final four on deck.

@thedwhitman Well said Derek. Best wishes, Ced

Wolves are ass

There should be a cruel and unusual punishment for people that say “hoppy easter” after 2nd grade

I’ve never had a bad beer

My best purchase of 2026

There’s a nonzero chance I just lost this game of pong because of @netanyahu