Chrissy “Ball-Hazer” Moltisanti

@Dr_AskAboutMe Fantastic shout

@roberte1029 Wasted a golden chance to say “you wouldn’t know Peter millar if he fucked you in the ass”

Got some new ink. Some of you wouldn’t know Peter Millar if you read a book on it. #CrownCrafted #MillarMonday #MillarTuesday #JasonsWeek

@TuckerBennett98 Tuck, I appreciate the input. I will certainly take this into consideration before my next tattoo, which I planned to be the Barbour logo on my forehead. Contemplatively, Ball Hazer

@roberte1029 Ball Hazer, This is mad suspect. Those who try this hard to show a logo usually means they don’t got it like that. While it might be too late to avoid the tattoo, you still have time to take this post down. I suggest you do so. Better luck moving forward, Tuck

@christurturro @grok Wow this is gold

@roberte1029 @grok, make the tattoo look like it’s peeling off his skin

@DPOYFlory Air dry only

@roberte1029 Give it 10 washes and it will start to peel off

@roddy_johnson0 It is

@roberte1029 Looks like it’s a Small.

Was just the victim of a generational chimpout at the Richmond airport rental car desk, General Lee is rolling in his grave

@BlueCollarHank Typical night at Geedllettes

Wtf

@marctorrence I LOVE THE FUCKING TIDE

Being a state school grad married to an ivy grad is like an infinite money glitch but for eye roll jokes. Do you know how much joy it brings me when I get to say, whoah whoah whoah they didn’t teach us to count that high at Alabama

@d1ck_coffee They take over everything

Ain’t no way

@mikerodak @SiriusXMNFL Maybe his fat ass shoulda hit the weight room instead of Jimmy John’s after getting steamrolled all game

Kadyn Proctor to @SiriusXMNFL: "Not too many people know this, but after the Texas game my freshman year, I think I gave up two sacks that game and we lost at home. It was a tragic loss for Alabama and all hell broke loose. "I remember I was going to Jimmy John's to pick up a sandwich after the game, to eat and everything, and I had my own Alabama fan come up to me and ask me if I was Kadyn Proctor. I said yes. He said, 'Well, you f'in suck.' To my face. That's a tough thing to go through. "...I don't think people understand how tough it is."

@rocco_botte What, blacks?

lol there is one specific singular problem that literally all my friends talk about that is THE major factor in avoiding theaters and these chains do nothing about it lmao

@brooksnorpel Great post, Mr. Norpel!

@LauraLoomer @j_fishback @ByronDonalds @TuckerCarlson You’re Jewish

Tucker Qatarlson endorsed @j_fishback for Governor of Florida. Trump endorsed @ByronDonalds. Fishback just called Byron Donalds, who is black, an FN. FN means “Fu*k Nig*er”. @TuckerCarlson MUST be condemned by the Trump administration immediately. This is disgusting racism.

Friday night text from semester one situationship.

@BamaRightField I saw three people bring in dominos pizzas today bro

Security just came around and said no more bringing in outside food, seeds, or peanuts. We are actively killing the American spirit in right field

@JohnCrottyNBA One of the most horrifying places I’ve ever been to. Spend an afternoon there and then tell me we don’t need to deport 50 million people.

Sawgrass Mall is a special shadow dimension of capitalism that continues to be a second Disney World for Latin America. (Aka im in a Burlington line and I need to piss)

@YahooSports Correct.

Count Paul Finebaum among those that think Indiana’s CFP championship run is just a novelty 🤨

@On3 @BetMGM The Tide

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