Cjay MCFC

@ona_nky @JemimaOsunde Loved it cos the formula is literally in that phrase 💀💀 SOH - Opposite/ Hypothenus CAH - Adjacent/ Hypothenus TOA - Opposite/ Adjascent

SOH CAH TOA 😭😭

@olajumokeokenla Yh

@Cee_jayking Are you twins?

I wouldn’t be typing this if I was still living with him 😂😂😂 Life is so much better now. Have my own apartment with my twin brother who later joined me here. Life’s good at the moment 🙏

1 million students receiving 20,000 naira stipend is what @seyilaw1 opened his mouth to brag about? 20,000 naira? My God, you are a shameless man @seyilaw1

@olajumokeokenla 💔😂😂sorry but you’re not sha alone. UK wind even pulls cars. Don’t feel too bad jhor. Wind don push me for this country too

@Cee_jayking None of the above oh😪

Updates: If you laugh, I will block you 😭 On Wednesday, I was coming back from work and I was almost home. I got to a traffic light and it was red, so cars were waiting. Next thing… me and wind started dragging ourselves 😭 I mean real DRAGGING oh. I had to plant my legs on the ground because where the wind was taking me was the main road 😭 It almost threw me inside the road. I didn’t even know the cars waiting were staring at me… all of them were watching me fight for my life 😭 After struggling for some minutes, I said let me check if nobody saw me… Boom. Me and one lady locked eyes 😭 She burst out laughing… I laughed too but mine was a mix of laugh and cry because what kind of first-class embarrassment is this?? 😩 In my head I said, “let me use agidi carry am… Sebi na only her…” Let me just raise shoulder pad comot with small dignity 😭 But something told me to check other cars… Omo. EVERYBODY was watching 😭 And they all started laughing too. For the first time in my life, I wanted the ground to open 😩 Omo I got home and ate a very big portion of poundo and egusi. Weight loss is cancelled because what was that 😭

In a world where Mount Everest exists?

How much is this package sir?

Tijjani Reijnders is who everyone sees too right?

Walahi that commentator is an Igbo man. The last Chukwuemeka exposed him😂

Yup. Agip Estate. Sometime in Buhari’s tenure

Abeg abeg abeg

@olateeman Where monkey wan see free banana? 🤣🤣

@Cee_jayking E dey my house

😂😂😂😂😂😂 na people like you believe that India vs Nigeria story 🫵🏾

@olateeman I cook for my babe, she accept am. That’s all that matters. Oya where your trophy?

@Cee_jayking First cook for person wey no go reject am.

@olateeman First win trophy before you cook anything

@Cee_jayking He's can't reject my special food if I cook for him though.

Forever glad I made the right choice with my Stan

See how his teammate left the ball to cross the goal line. We all know that one player that will stretch leg to steal that goal

Why doesn’t he do this at City?

@olateeman I go call Nico O’reilly for you ooo

@Cee_jayking I go call uncle for you ooo

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