CheezyBoi.HL 🧀

@WatcherGuru Bullish 🤣

JUST IN: 🇮🇷🇨🇳 Iran demands ships transiting through the Strait of Hormuz to pay fees in crypto or Chinese yuan, Bloomberg reports.

@WatcherGuru Prob BS, but I’ll take it for now

JUST IN: 🇺🇸🇮🇷 S&P 500 rises 2.5% after Iranian President Pezeshkian says he is ready to end the war but wants guarantees.

@ryandcrypto 🙏

@CheezusChrustX i know lets pray

you think Hyperliquid ever drops a season 3? another shot at generational wealth

@ryandcrypto Get fukt in both directions pattern

What do you call this pattern? 💀 $BTC

@OrichalcumPants @AnimexTwts You sick bastard 🤣

@AnimexTwts How about those who watched 80% of the existing hentai? Is their opinion valid? 😂

DID HE SAY 500?? 😭😭

@ShadeNoah @AnimexTwts Rookie 😤

@AnimexTwts God damn... I feel like a complete noob now...

@LucyDcat1 @alphafox 🤣

@alphafox "circumcise that guy"

What’s this hand gesture mean? 🧐

@tittyrespecter *Under 42

mfs under 25 be like “what’s the move” dude you’re getting drafted

@shmark3t @WatcherGuru Obviously

JUST IN: USDC stablecoin issuer Circle $CRCL stock crashes 18% today.

@best_cryptobest @WatcherGuru Yeh, price go up

@WatcherGuru If this is confirmed, it signals a pricing mechanism for maritime risk that could materially impact shipping costs and regional trade flows.

JUST IN: 🇮🇷 Iran begins charging ships up to $2,000,000 for safe passage through the Strait of Hormuz, Bloomberg reports.

@ryandcrypto Sir please

haters dont wanna hear it but $HYPE will never trade below $35 ever again (uh oh get your shorts ready) hyperliquid

@PostsOfCats Bro in the white fur coat is checking the deals tho, using the sniff method.

They don’t even realize all the deals they just agreed on

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@ryandcrypto Quite rare for you to call out a potential alt season sir, I’m keeping an eye on this one

Did the SEC just start alt season? Hyperliquid

@NeetOlympics @nettaldo The fork took me out bruh lmao

Real memecoin traders will make and loose a quadrillion dollars while living like this

This is why you're never getting the alt season you want again

@Cointelegraph Damn, we’re fucked

🚨 UPDATE: Jim Cramer says he doesn’t believe the current market resembles the 2007 pre-financial crisis setup.

@RealCryptoFace Funniest would be sideways forever

Surely something EXCITING is about to happen right.... :[

@JesusMartinez @intocryptoverse Lmao

@intocryptoverse fuck

Ben unfortunately suffers the same problem most Crypto bros suffer The 4 year supercycle never made sense, because Crypto hasn't been around for long enough to say a 4 year supercycle will consistently happen We need more data & you will miss the bottom if you listen