MOONLIGHT 🌙

@toshine4u 250 retail 200 whole sale

How much is a Bag of Water in your Area currently?

@arojinle1 If you are used to trap, most of the time you check your traps from Afar cos most animals will attack you out of panic if your trap catches them.

Puff adder is a deadly and venomous snake. Leaving that aside, how does a snake that "nearly attacked him" got caught in a trap? He set the trap beside his own legs?

@CaptainArinze What's the talk with AC? How many have enough Lecture halls for the thousands of students they are admitting?

Is there any public university in Nigeria that has an air-conditioned lecture hall where students always study in a controlled environment? Any University at the moment?

@oma22k The world belongs to the ruthless.

Back in school, there was this girl, Amaka. Very fine girl. She was dating Emeka, not even a student, but that guy held her down. He was always buying provisions for her, taking care of her, making sure she lacked nothing while in school. She was a virgin, told him no s@x, he accepted and respected it. Every weekend, she would travel to See him. She traveled one weekend to see her parents at onitsha. Then she met this Abuja guy. He used to come to Onitsha to buy motor parts. That’s how they met. He asked her out, and she said yes, while still keeping Emeka in the picture. The Abuja guy said he wanted marriage, but on one condition: She had to get pregnant for him first. Yes, before marriage. People around her started painting it gold, his friends convinced her and even told her that other girls were chasing him. Even her own mother supported it. So she agreed. Started traveling to Abuja, and eventually, she got pregnant. He married her. Me? I even followed to do Asoebi 😔 She offered Emeka money for all the time he had helped her but he declined. 😩 But honestly, I felt for him. Because it’s people like Emeka who end up carrying scars they didn’t deserve. The kind that makes you start questioning genuine love when it finally comes.

@Rise_Forge I'm ready to settle down, don't judge me by my past.

Don't judge me by my past. Gentlemen, oya watch her past

@jon_d_doe Anybody can die first, not always the Man

If you truly love your wife, you'd think of how she would survive with the kids, when you're dead. Some of you men, the responsibilities that you're placing on your wives, would make your wives start sleeping with other men, almost immediately after you die. End.

@Beejaysport Like 1m cos there's this Camp I used to take raw food every Easter and Christmas, Easter is close and I no guide. They will be expecting me and I don't even know how the miracle will happen. But it will happen.

How much will heal you right now? As in immediately

@instablog9ja Its a test of sense of you have any

Man wonders if he is obligated to chip in for gas for his coworker who drives him to work every day in his car

@__CD2 Concentrate all your attention on one of her friends and continually engage her. Make sure you behave like she's not in the room and don't forget to exchange phone numbers with her. When next she's coming, ask if she can come with her fri nds and watch her shout NO!

You invite a girl to your place, she comes with her friends, what’s your next move?

@ossaivictor1_ Nigeria

Do you know any African country with nice security system, good paying jobs, light and constant water?

@jon_d_doe Skin to skin is very sweet.

@ummuh_Zahra You were giving birth with another person's account balance? That your brother will go far in business

I’m honestly still trying to process what just happened. My younger brother owns a school, and we even live in the same area. I have five children, and with how things are these days, it hasn’t been easy keeping up financially. So I decided to swallow my pride and go to him… not as just anyone, but as his sister… to ask if he could help me enroll my kids in his school. The response I got shocked me. He said the best he could do was give a discount for two of the children… and that I would have to pay full fees for the rest 3 in secondary school. What hurt me the most is that he knows my financial situation. He knows what I’m going through. I didn’t argue. I didn’t even push it. Out of shame, I just stood up and left. Since then, I’ve been feeling somehow… embarrassed, hurt, and confused at the same time. Now I keep asking myself: Did I do something wrong by asking my own brother for help? Was I expecting too much? Or is this one of those moments where reality just humbles you? I really need honest opinions… because I don’t even know how to feel about this anymore. Copied

@Waspapping_ They really came for you sir.

You may think and feel like you’re bigger than the government, and at some point start to feel untouchable. But I promise you, you’re not bigger and you’re not untouchable, they just haven’t come for you yet.

@Mikeliberation What's in between your Leg is called Balls and it's there for a reason. Except you want to make me believe you have been castrated then this is one of the littlest things you don't even need much balls to confront. It's your house and you married her sister. Call her to order!

My wife’s younger sister, who is 23, came to stay with us about one month ago. Since then, I’ve been uncomfortable with the way she dresses, and my wife doesn’t seem to see anything wrong with it. She often wears very revealing clothes—see-through singlets and nightwear—and it makes me uneasy. I don’t know how to tell my wife to speak to her sister about dressing more appropriately without it sounding like I’m attracted to her. During the Sallah holiday, my wife was away at work, so I was left alone in the house with her sister. It got to the point where I had to leave my house and stay at my work accommodation just to avoid sl£eping with her. One morning, I was about to wash my clothes, and she offered to help. While doing that, her towel slipped, and she didn’t seem bothered at all. Another night, my wife went out for a program, leaving just the two of us at home. When it was time for prayers, she came out dressed in a very revealing outfit. I had to really control myself and felt very uncomfortable. My wife is never bothered about it. Our marriage is just one year old, and I have never cheated on my wife. She trusts me, and I don’t want anything to jeopardize that. But this situation is putting me under serious emotional pressure. I’m honestly confused about how to handle it. How do I talk to my wife about this without causing misunderstanding?

@EbukaMeansGreat 10

How nervous are you on a scale of 1-10?

@ossaivictor1_ 30 box

How much did you buy Eggroll in your secondary school days?

@jon_d_doe Who forgives a cheating woman?

Please advice him 👇.

@HighChiefOkoro There is a difference between winning a battle and winning a war. The war against insecurity can only be won when their sponsors are known and apprehended otherwise, it's more like a circular movement.

BREAKING: The subordinate to KACHALA ADO a Bandit kingpin caught. This is a huge win in the fight against insecurity.

@Bunmie_oguns I had to stop my wife from going to work at 8 months. Labor day arrived and sister called her friend with all the delivery stuff she had and they strolled into the hospital, her sister called me and before I got to the hospital, they were on their way home. All within 1 hour.

You see this labour and delivery matter ehn… it’s not one pattern at all 😭😂 My neighbour went into labour for her 3rd child… This woman just quietly stood up and said she’s going to the hospital. No panic. No shouting. No announcement. Like she was going to buy bread 😭 Before they could even settle her on the bed… Baby don already arrive like: “Hi everyone, I’m here” 😭😂 The nurse sef was shocked. She was literally holding the baby’s head like: “Madam, can you at least give us 2 minutes to prepare??” 😭 Imagine someone leaving your house now now… Next update: “She has given birth.” You’ll just be there thinking… Is this childbirth or fast delivery on express lane?? 😭😂 Meanwhile some of us… From first contraction, the whole hospital will know our surname 😭 Shouting, crying, calling on ancestors and future generations 😭😂 At this point, just pray for safe delivery… because you don’t know if yours will be peaceful like a documentary… or a full action movie with sound effects 😭

Chelsea are now officially 22 points behind Arsenal despite having better players