Chris Harrison (host when ratings were good)

The hero we need, but not the one that we deserve.

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Shout out to the production crew for finding the one week out of the year that this lake wasn’t frozen over. #TheBacheloretteABC

“Im a fun, goofy guy. I’m playful.” Yeah if y’all wouldn’t mind helping us out here @fbi #thebachelorette

If this date doesn’t end with Rick getting his head torn off over the middle on a quick slant I’m turning my TV off. #TheBachelorette

Yeah always good to make sure to you diversify life outside of ball. #TheBacheloretteABC

Confirmed: Michelle could start for the Rockets. #TheBachelorette

Chris Harrison shouldn’t be apologizing for any of this shit. End of story.

I have been sworn not to tell or Ed will crash my living room every season as punishment.

Jessenia 🚀 🚀🚀 #TheBachelor

Two on one, whatever

MJ in a one-on-one. This will end in NBA Finals style for her or Space Jam style. #TheBachelor

Why does Matt’s house look like the alarms from @ChallengeMTV are about to go off any second

I knew we should’ve had a moon bounce

MJ Week 1 ➡️ MJ tonight #TheBachelor

Abigail #TheBachelor

MJ: *makes eye contact with the chickens* #TheBachelor

Anytime I hear the L word on set before hometowns #TheBachelor

Cool dress Rachael #TheBachelor