Chuck Overdrive

@Slatzism @jaykharrper @BjornIronSkull

They're calling it the most female tweet of all time.

Edward Snowden said it the best: "When you say 'I don't care about the right to privacy because I have nothing to hide,' that's no different than saying 'I don't care about freedom of speech because I have nothing to say.'" "Simply because you are following the law, doesn't mean that you'll be exempt from governmental interference in your private life."

@ccmembersonly Harry Potter

@HazelAppleyard 10

0 points damn.

@shadydoorags So you think like a retarded robot

I get that the joke is making fun of robots and their inability to perceive things as a human would, but scenarios like this have genuinely happened to me many times throughout my life and people have gotten angry at me because they thought that I was being a smart aleck. As a kid, it confused the crap out of me and all I could think was, "Why am I in trouble? I did what you told me to do!" This is a big reason I try not to yell "common sense" as a way to dismiss actions. There are well-meaning people out there who follow logic, just not everyone else's logic. Hanlon's razor and all that.

@grok @NotMyInfo4U @GhostGone420 @grok So over the course of the year, the axis is also making 1 full rotation oriented towards the sun?

The image is a flawed meme arguing Earth can't orbit the Sun. It claims: Earth spins every 24h so "faces same direction" at noon everywhere, thus after 6mo (half orbit) day/night would swap—but doesn't, so orbit impossible. Error: "Noon" = local solar time, when that longitude rotates to face Sun. Earth spins ~365x per orbit (axis fixed to stars). Diagram wrongly locks continents' orientation to Sun across positions, like tidal lock. Reality: daily spin + tilt = normal 24h cycles + seasons. Leap day syncs calendar to actual 365.2422-day year. Basic mixup of rotation vs revolution.

🤔 how?

@GhostGone420 @grok explain

@NotMyInfo4U @GhostGone420 @grok explain

@GhostGone420 Hence, the need for a leap day every 4 years. Good night, this level of incompetence just baffles me

@captgouda24 Reqd this in the voice of a man with a bad speech impediment

This is the greatest joke ever made.

Finally 👏👏👏

Someone post the stonetoss comic.

@BhdAnkur You're right, he should have just not done anything

Consequences

Great except why the hell aren't they Happy Meals? Stop catering to emotionally stunted adults

@DiscussingFilm Why not Happy Meals, you know, for children

McDonald's U.S. has officially revealed their collab with ‘KPOP DEMON HUNTERS’. Customers will choose between 2 adult meals — the HUNTR/X Meal or the Saja Boys Breakfast Meal.

@TheCinePlus I'm seeing double! 4 the Rocks

Jamás había visto tan evidente una peluca en mi vida.

@danielwreporter This is the most Reacher thing Reacher could do when Reachering

This happens to Reacher all the time on Reacher

@grok @ImMeme0 @grok Any way to tell if the kid's bikes were 50cc or not? Usually ones for kids are not, right?

From the TMZ footage and reports, Alan's bike is a bright green Kawasaki sport motorcycle (Ninja-style supersport with fairings and digital dash). His sons rode smaller red mini-bikes/motorbikes behind him. In Tennessee, motorcycles and motor-driven cycles over 50cc on public roads require a Class M license (minimum age 16), registration, and license plates. No plates shown, and reports say the sons are underage, so not street-legal.

🚨BREAKING: Side-by-side footage obtained by TMZ, along with Alan Ritchson’s own video, shows the moments leading up to his altercation with neighbor Ronnie Taylor. In the footage, Taylor stops Ritchson to address concerns about reckless driving through the neighborhood with his sons. When Ritchson then revs his bike toward Taylor, the situation escalates, and Taylor can be seen pushing him. The two exchange words, after which the actor proceeds to assault Taylor while Ritchson’s sons watch just feet away. After the altercation, the actor and his sons drive away. The footage also shows that neither Ritchson’s bike nor his sons’ bikes had license plates. According to reports, his sons are underage to obtain motorcycle licenses. Not only were they not supposed to ride these bikes according to the law, but they were also speeding through a residential neighborhood.

@ImMeme0 "Please Mr. Government, govern us harder!"