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@Keir_Starmer @GordonBrown Proper spastic, fella sold the countries gold reserves at one of its lowest points

Today I’m pleased to appoint @GordonBrown as my Special Envoy on Global Finance and Cooperation. As Britain’s longest-serving Chancellor, Gordon is well placed to work with our international allies to build a stronger Britain and boost our country’s security and resilience.

@TheSpursExpress It’s a shame he’s a load of crap most the time

🎙️| De Zerbi: “Gallagher, when he plays well, we play with 12 players. He is an amazing player."

@TouchlineX They was trying to talk like Declan could lace Rodri’s boots 😂😂

🚨 𝗖𝗥𝗔𝗭𝗬 𝗦𝗧𝗔𝗧: Rodri completed 61 passes vs Arsenal while Zubimendi and Declan Rice completed 40 passes TOGETHER.

@AdamSalkie @henrywinter It’s a PR Campaign from him

@henrywinter Max Dowman has had 5 or 6 appearances in all competitions for Arsenal in 2025/26 season. In what world is he anywhere near a contender for YPOTY? This is absolute madness.

Arsenal have nothing to fear but fear itself. Fear cripples a good group of players. And they are good players, we’ll see that at the World Cup, three have a very realistic chance of winning it (Raya and Zubimendi with Spain, Saliba with France). Rice and Gabriel are contenders for FOTY/POTY, Dowman for YPOTY. It’s just fear holding Arsenal back. That was clear with their nervy response to a more confident Bournemouth. Fear inhibits attacking instincts; wide players check back rather than attack, midfielders pause before releasing, defenders pass the ball between them rather than progress it quicker. Fear stalks the crowd. Fans can help dispel the fear by staying to the end and not booing a team top of the table. But really it's down to Mikel Arteta to confront this fear threatening to ruin Arsenal's season. How? Partly through body language: Arteta looks almost anxious in the technical area, transmitting doubt rather than defiance. Partly through selection: give the fearless Max Dowman a start wide, believe in Eberechi Eze more (nb injuries). Partly tactical: adopt a more front-foot philosophy, tell wingers to take on their full-backs, tell Raya to distribute the ball quicker; attack, make the opposition fearful, get Viktor Gyokeres in behind. Partly messaging: make it simpler, stating belief in the players, and less scripted “bring your dinner”; learn from Pep's mastery of press conferences. No need to panic. Still top. Still have good players. Just have to fight the fear. And believe. #AFC

@riadbobar @UCLSpecialist Miralem Pjanic.. baller

@FidelUK @hackneycouncil @LondonLabour Lived in Hoxton all my life, never had any issues with driving or congestion. When did the council become so hellbent on making it hard to drive. The residents who made that area what it is today dislike the way the area has changed its roads, so is it done to appease the newbies

Hackney Council plans another new traffic scheme and this one has locals divided Haven’t they learned that displacing traffic, doesn’t reduce pollution? @hackneycouncil @londonlabour mylondon.news/news/transport…

@talkSPORT No surprise City have got worse at the back since Guehi come in

😱 "Guehi's good. He's not better though!" 🔥 "He's top 5 definitely!" Andy Goldstein & Darren Bent were stunned by AJ Tracey's claim that Micky van de Ven is one of the best Premier League centre backs

@talkSPORT It’s alright when Arsenal’s goal keeper takes 43 seconds with the ball before playing it though? I’m glad he done that some payback for them

😳 "It was an insult." ❌ "If you're a pro footballer, that's a no-go." Alan Pardew wasn't a fan of Rayan Cherki's showboating against Arsenal in the League Cup final...

@TouchlineX @WeAreTheOverlap Listen to these gimps 😂 who gives them a platform honestly if that’s their opinion on Neymar no wonder the was all pony at management

🚨 𝗡𝗘𝗪: — @WeAreTheOverlap are discussing Premier League players better than Neymar. 🚨🗣️ Roy Keane: "Rooney is better, Ronaldo is better, Henry is better." 🚨🗣️ Neville: "Mo Salah." 🚨🗣️ Ian Wright: "Mo Salah is not better than Neymar." 🚨🗣️ Rooney: "I have never seen Neymar as a top player." 🚨🗣️ Jill Scott: "Sadio Mané is better."

Just reposting this again because I know it annoys those who hated him and hounded him out for being absolutely right. He had this meltdown while we were a point off 3rd btw. THAT'S the standard.

@JaiP72 A raving dickhead who never put the team or success first

Listen to the end. Levy whatever you think of him, knows the club.

@TheSpursWatch Get the lot of them out, everyone

4-0 in 20 minutes and I’m getting told to shut up.

@ChrisCowlin You buy cheap, you buy twice. kinsky prime example of this at our club

Kinsky walks straight down the tunnel. #COYS #THFC

@SpursOfficial You buy sh*t, you buy twice. Tottenhams mantra

Llorente gives the hosts the lead. 🔴 1-0 ⚫️

@SkySportsNews Thank you, I’ve been saying it. Stop signing players and staff from our rivals it’s embarrassing. They’re our rivals for a reason

🗣️ "Conor Gallagher is their highest paid player, the last time he won at the Tottenham Hotspur stadium, he was a Chelsea player" Carl Anka says that the Spurs leadership have a poor idea what sort of club they want to be.

@TheSpursExpress @SimonJones_DM Please take him. Clear out all the average players we have. Not a big team striker, that’s why Chelsea and Liverpool got rid. Not that we’re a big team atm

🚨| #Tottenham striker Dominic Solanke is emerging as a potential summer target for Newcastle United. @SimonJones_DM

@TottenhamTiers @SamiMokbel_BBC Why does this club insist on signing staff and players from our rivals. Makes me sick what has happened to rivalry and derbies in football

#Tottenham are interested in appointing Dougie Freedman as their new sporting director. Chelsea sporting director Paul Winstanley and Bournemouth's president of football operations Tiago Pinto are also believed to be on Spurs' radar. [@SamiMokbel_BBC] 🥇

@AdamClery Scott Parker

Who is the most 4-4-2 player of all time?

@adamdnathan Bring back Sherwood, Lennon in the 10, Walker on the wing.

There aren’t a wealth of options, but he’s picked a team with basically as many players out of position as possible. Would sort of get it for a manager who has a job to fight for, but he’s an interim, he has nothing to lose. No left footers on the left. Number 9 at 10. No RW. Mad

@TheSpursWatch Sissoko and Richarlison both flops and waste of money. Pony players

Day 9. Which #Tottenham signing was expensive and worth every penny?