@joekent16jan19 @marklevinshow His research team might’ve noticed, Mount St. Helens erupted a month after your birth…
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Treat your Trick
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It’s taking @marklevinshow 20 minutes to warm up, apparently he needs to work himself into a frenzy before he can let me talk.
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Gas station.. To get snacks or not to get snacks.. What would you get if you were me? 🍿🥨
#snacks #SnackShare
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With all due respect, the taxi passenger making a cameo in ‘Airplane!’ co-wrote Proposition 13 and the voters of the communist state of California voted for it overwhelmingly and it made property taxes 1% of purchase price, with no reassessment of value for tax purposes (when sold, that price becomes what 1% is based on) and it capped annual increases at 2%
48 years too late
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@RogerJStoneJr Yeah and my coworker is about to have his farm taken after selling off 2 mile sections to pay property taxes now he can’t pay the tax bill for the las section HOW THE FUCK IS THAT FREEDOM? The farm was paid off! Fuck you and your wife. With all due respect.
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Robert Mueller ordered the 6 am raid on my home by 29 heavily armed FBI Agents and perp walked my wife for CNN's cameras
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@edwardhood @EODHappyCaptain ‘Sergeant Major of the Army’ is a rank held by 1 person
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The Cadets from Old Dominion University who stopped an active shooter, received 8 Meritorious Service Medals. Two of them received Purple Hearts…from the Sergeant Major of the Army and the Secretary of the Army.
Absolutely amazing and well deserved.
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Gravity is a way underreported cause of death; especially due to the decline, physical and otherwise, that hastens death, after a fall
Thanks to a family business going back to my preschool days, which lacked forklifts, all I knew was overhead cranes, with a bridge (yellow in this example) and trolley (orange) that could cover the shop wall to wall; which some enterprising person replicated on a smaller scale for this disabled gent
Make one for granny
Gravity got both my parents
Coworker was very concerned about his aging mother and contemplated buying her rodeo shorts 😉
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Older people fall. It’s a leading cause of death and my biggest fear of my own father. Dennis Prager fell down in a shower, and is paralyzed.
I spend more time worrying about head trauma and a concussion from a fall than nuclear war.
Cenk Uygur@cenkuygur
Charlie Kirk's mentor just died in a freak pickleball accident. That's an incredibly strange coincidence. If you're going to say that's not weird, that there are tons of pickleball accidents, you sound crazy. I don't know what happened but I don't think this is perfectly normal.
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White guy kills a seagull: 8 months in prison
Black guy kills a man: misdemeanor, released
Black guy kills a pregnant mom and her unborn child: not guilty by reason of insanity, baby doesn’t count as a human
Asian woman kills family of 4: probation
Red guards in black robes have destroyed the value of justice and life - the purpose of a system is what it does.
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@historydefined Someone I know, once brought home a box of Plopsies cereal from France and during the Soylent Green period of COVID-19 in 🇺🇸, it wasn‘t hard to determine which cereals would be collecting dust on store shelves, because people would rather starve to death
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Although it wasn’t big enough to be used for the shower scene, Miss Collins and Carrie White are just inside the boys locker room at my junior high and it’s just behind where Norma Watson is sitting
The prom was filmed in a sound stage, but all the daytime shots inside the gym, when people were arriving to the prom and when Carrie is walking out of the burning gym, that‘s the location
‘The Thing’ 😉
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What horror movie have you seen more times than ANY HORROR MOVIE!
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@JackPosobiec ‘Communism is, without a doubt, the most heinous personification of evil mankind has ever confronted’
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Flying cross-country today for the ASU event tomorrow during the TSA madness
Saying a prayer!
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@joe_the_dunce @philthatremains I met a nurse in my adult life and told her my story, then the next time I saw her, she gifted me this
Since I just found it on WorthPoint, I hope I didn’t throw away the Mona Lisa
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@CobwebArmy @philthatremains They gave me a hospital grade milk of magnesia shot and I shit out a 2 footer like 10 minutes later, zero struggle. And then a male nurse wiped my ass, with zero eye contact and full narration of the operation, total bro to be honest.
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@KurtSchlichter Wasn’t ’Wong Way’ the pronunciation of the Chinese pilot who died in a collision with a 🇺🇸 eavesdropping plane?
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The pilot of his plane was a Chinese fellow named Wee Tu Low
David Keyes@DavidMKeyes
🚨 BREAKING: Top Basij commander, Fuqdis Immout, has fled Iran. I can confirm he is safe in Israel. Massive blow to the regime.
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For GET SMART, Mel Brooks and Buck Henry originally named Barbara Feldon's character Agent 69, and they almost got away with it, until someone at the network caught on, and they had to change it to 99
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@hshLauraJ Never seen Levi’s like that, with an obvious zipper but there’s a company that makes ‘Go There Pants’ with a discrete zipper, for women‘s outdoor adventures, such as the Synchronized Peeing Team
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🎶California, tumbles into the sea
That’ll be the day I go back to Annandale
Donald Trump bought a golf course, Ocean Trails, after the 18th hole broke off from the mainland and it‘s now called Trump National Golf Club Los Angeles
It’s right over there from me and I’ll send updates from the Pacific Ocean if I end up in it
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@Quakeprediction Who cares? It’s Cali. Break it off from the US main land.
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24 HOUR WARNING ! - During the next 24 hours a 7.0+ earthquake will hit Ventura, Santa Barbara, and Los Angeles Counties. Please warn friends and family.
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@RealAlexJones If he had just snorted coke off the toilet seat, a position as United States Secretary of Health would’ve still been a possibility and ‘The Silence of the Lambs’ was a documentary
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Breaking Video: footage shows future Democrat presidential nominee, licking women’s toilets.
Anyone who thinks it’s crazy to have a man in the women’s bathrooms licking toilets is literally Hitler!
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