Graham Goddard

@iamtomskinner Where are you ?

I think I have found the nicest bottle of red. This is amazing. They decanted it for us, 10 out 10.

@JamesMelville He was invited and is hugely influential - given his status, what was he supposed to do - get on a Ryanair flight, walk or drive all the way ?

Prince Charles will take a private jet to Rome to take part in the G20 conference before returning via private jet to the #COP26 summit in Glasgow to express his concern over climate change. Seriously.

@valoakley25 In fact - 200%

@valoakley25 100%

@Melissa5857 ‘Where’s that fella from down under?’

What has Joe Biden said to Boris Johnson? 🤔😂😂

@TivSuzi @sir_frankuk The @bbc has an excellent and unrivalled skill of keeping many shows running which are way past their sell by date

@sir_frankuk I know humour is subjective, but I do not understand how/why BBC thought he was funny and kept employing him?

Nish Kumar, a “comedian” that isn’t funny, has left a show that no one watches on a channel that no one watches. I hope we can all get over this.

@Markgsparrow @rawlimark Jedward have gone native

@paulafr68963440 Bike ride

What’s your favourite way way of avoiding Marr on Sundays ?

@IainDale I’m wading through the entire summer of Eastenders that my Sky recorded on series link - about 60 or so episodes 😂 current on 6 August…..

Am I a bad and shallow person for being addicted to Ibiza Weekender on ITVBe? Or just a pervert.

@NikkiBartlett1 @IMLanzarote @cervelo @CeramicSpeed @NeuffRed @hoka @SANTINI_SMS @ClifBar @ErdingerAF_UK @koo_world_ Go smash it @NikkiBartlett1

Ready to go!!! Race day tomorrow 👉🏻 @IMLanzarote 70.3. It’s going to hurt, but I’m ready to make it hurt and give it the beans! 😍 Nearly go time…

@PFEW_Chair @rawlimark The traffic lights at the Brentwood roundabout on the M25/A12 have been turned off to prevent the idiots from using the delay to get onto the road - the side effect is a far better functioning major roundabout - double bonus !

@goachwriter @rawlimark And then they shit on your garden, your dog eats it, and hey presto - a stack of problems for your beloved hound ….

Sometimes the stars (and foxes) align and I end up with a photo like this.

@MarkOrmrod Trying to buy petrol

With everything going on in the world right now what’s the one thing that annoys you the most?

@frankbrunoboxer Yes

Well there is a shock what d you think? Did the best man win?

@Lord_Sugar @GMB Just watch @TheRealKirstyG on @GBNEWS instead - brightens my day

.@gmb is a shambles. Poor guests by zoom. Richard fumbling on this words. The 8 am news called for at 7.58.

@iamtomskinner Chilli and chips - 🤤

Early lunch. How am I not 4000 stone? To be fair. I must burn some serious calories grafting all day 😂

@JonWarrenTri @UKEnterprise Has to be a free hire at least !

@Coby10dog @UKEnterprise A bottle of urine 😷🤢🤮

@JonWarrenTri @UKEnterprise Jeez - that’s shocking !

@sir_frankuk @AndyWells7 Benny Hill

If you could bring back one TV show that’s not on anymore, what would it be?