Colin in the Cab

@stephenhdg Starmer surrendered last week, just in case 😂.

Gota take me hat off to iran putting up a decent fight against usa and Israel. Wonder how long the UK would last in same situation. A week ?

Everyone knows that you just need to rub toilet paper between them 😂. Source: BBC search.app/YbNKn

@stephenhdg Especially when wholesale price dropped 38% yesterday. Prices went up before wholesale even went up, but they didn't drop it as quickly.

Garages taking the piss now 😡

@NormanSufrin @Ninney2021 So did I 😂😂😂.

@Ninney2021 I read it with Pam’s voice in my head 😂😂😂

FIFTY SHADES OF GREY BY PAM AYRES 😂😂👌🏻 The missus bought a Paperback, down Shepton Mallet way, I had a look inside her bag;... T'was "Fifty Shades of Grey". Well I just left her to it, And at ten I went to bed. An hour later she appeared; The sight filled me with dread. In her left hand she held a rope; And in her right a whip! She threw them down upon the floor, And then began to strip. Well fifty years or so ago; I might have had a peek; But Mabel hasn't weathered well; She's eighty four next week!! Watching Mabel bump and grind; Could not have been much grimmer. And things then went from bad to worse; She toppled off her Zimmer! She struggled back upon her feet; A couple minutes later; She put her teeth back in and said "I am a dominator!!" Now if you knew our Mabel, You'd see just why I spluttered, I'd spent two months in traction For the last complaint I'd uttered. She stood there nude and naked Bent forward just a bit I went to hold her, sensual like and stood on her left tit! Mabel screamed, her teeth shot out; My God what had I done! She moaned and groaned then shouted out: "Step on the other one!!" Well readers, I can tell no more; Of what occurred that day. Suffice to say my jet black hair, Turned fifty shades of grey!!

@toadmeister How the fuck is it legal to destroy archived legal documents? I don't care if it is Labour, Conservative or even Reform; it is wrong and those perpetrating this should be prosecuted (as well as anyone carrying this out under instruction).

The Ministry of Justice is ordering the deletion of a large archive of court records, raising concerns that the Government is fleeing from transparency amid a string of murders and sex attacks by asylum seekers. dailysceptic.org/2026/02/09/gov…

@banditcab You can turn audio recording off and there's nothing stopping you recording the road ahead. Tell them to do one. I'm all for B&B checks and safety etc but that's just crap mate.

ust got pulled at city airport via TFL jobsworth telling me that I can’t have my dash cam a top of the range nextbase and that I’ve got a TFL approved, can someone please tell me the difference apparently I’m gonna be reported. These people really are something else

@barley_charlie Forgot myself a couple of years back until it was too late. Doing it in the Vito was a lot more stressful than when I did it in the TX4. My arse was gripping the seat the whole way down, never again 😂.

Just driven the whole length of Jackson’s Lane 😬😬😬

@Saghar409 I have 30.

How many squares....!!! 99.9% will fail..?

@Italyboy73 @fonforest Perhaps it's only twice a year where you live, but we've had at least a week of them since Christmas. We also had shit loads in October, particularly around Halloween, in November for most of the month. We had fireworks going off before it even got dark on NYE. Ban them imo.

@fonforest My dog is petrified of them but fuck me it’s only 2 times a year

Hey cunts, let all your fireworks off in a 10 minute salvo at 12 My fucking dogs are terrified Pricks

@_onlyscott Millwall FC, Notts County FC, Nottingham Forest FC, Cardiff City FC, Blackpool FC, Aston Villa FC, Southampton FC...

Name a football club without letter "E" Impossible

@LambrosSavvides It seems like there are a lot more of the agg customers this year. Stay safe mate.

@scampo999 You bought an Austin Maxi? Hang your head in shame 😂.

Mini, Maxi, Orion,305,TT, 350Z, Focus, Fiesta, TX4, TXE, TXE. Geez I spent some dough on cars and cabs

@stephenhdg Sod's law 😂.

@Colam72 Probably. But this is a nightmare at the moment .you watch January there open all the roads again 🙄

Cant wait for January this traffics doing me nut in 🙄

@Bluelion2007 The DVLA code is easy enough online but I had to phone HMRC and get the code for that over the phone. Be prepared for agg.

Hello How do I obtain the Tax code and DVLA code for renewal of my bill

@christi52793166 @Lost___London @VinnieSull1van That Cortina is a "K" reg which is Aug 71-Jul 72 (and it's a Mk 3).

@Lost___London @VinnieSull1van That Cortina Mk2 was registered in 1974/75, sorry.

Victoria Station, London, 1960s

We live in strange times 😂. My brain is fried, too many questions such, "Is this AI?" "How did he get the turkey not to move?" "Why have I watched this twice?" 😂😂

@joshxhowie I don't mean to be facetious, but the march starts from about a third of the way into the area that the marchers apparently cannot enter (BBC - Langham St/All Soul's Pl). Will the @metpoliceuk arrest everyone as they assemble? If not, what is the point of the restriction?

Good news Jews! Just stick to the red area and you’ll be safe from the Nazis celebrating and calling for your death!

@stormcab I always say thank you to Alexa too 😂.

I always say please & thank you 😅😅

@LDNCabRanks Are they not public roads? Why do they get away with this week after week? Absolute joke trying to earn a living.

Central London - Filming: From 06:00 until 09:00 on Saturday 4 October, traffic holds will be in place at Piccadilly Circus during filming. From 09:00 until 16:00 on Sunday 5 October, a road closure will be in place at Whitehall for filming.