Colin Brown

@I_amMukhtar @theJeremyVine 😂😂😂

Andrea Jenkyns went on national TV the other day and told @theJeremyVine that there will be a big defection announced at the reform party East Midlands Conference in Leicester. The defection: Sophie.

@JMPSimor Some of these remarks, from people like Elon Musk & @SAshworthHayes (whoever he is), must be from parody accounts. They surely cannot be real. People simply cannot be this gullible, can they?!

There’s naive and there’s ‘naive’.

@MrTibblesNewEra @Inevitablewest All that money - but still doesn’t know the meaning of “literal”. Seems cash can’t make intelligence if the raw materials aren’t there in the first place.

Well we could vote for someone else, you know like we did last July when you said he was going to win. @Inevitablewest

Dear BBC & Sky - sub-zero temperatures & snow in January are not newsworthy items let alone suitable as “breaking news”. Tell your reporters, wearing 3 jackets & commentating live from locations where the grass is still visible, that these are not “Arctic conditions”.

@Inevitablewest @Inevitablewest doesn’t understand that Elon Musk is an irrelevance to the UK. By the way, what is the collective noun for racists?

🚨BREAKING: Elon Musk demands any UK government official, including those in the judiciary, who was involved with the Muslim grooming gang coverup to be fired in shame. Sooner or later, we will get Justice.

@ReformJackJ Jack needs to go back in his box - and then go back to school.

@Suffragent_ This guy, Peter Lloyd (@Suffragent_ ),is another right wing attention seeker. A Tommy Robinson sympathiser wearing a suit.

Another white, working-class man has been jailed for Southport-related disorder. Harry Waugh, 26, was seen 'pointing aggressively' and shouting in Middlesbrough, last summer. He was jailed for 30 MONTHS. #TwoTierJustice

@MrTibblesNewEra @VC2243 @VC2243 hasn’t read, understood or had the regulations read to her. She’s blinded by bigoted ideology and dog-whistling chants from Herr Fuhrage.

Which regulations are you quoting please? @VC2243

@AngusMcGregor11 @StuartSemple85 Agreed - but why Sole never seems to get a minutes on the park is a mystery. Our team is screaming out for width and pace. He has both.

@StuartSemple85 First two playing out of position is a biggie. Kelly should never be the holding mid and Muirhead isn’t a winger so no shock the results are poor. Agree with Smith tho but he doesn’t seem confident.

If we’re gonna look for promotion, some creativity is desperately need in January. A quality number 10 and a winger - or two - has to be the priority, easier said than done tho.

@AnnieForTruth @elonmusk is a phoney - life, business, politics.

@BladeoftheS Don’t listen to Andrew Neil. He’s the “patriot” who decided he’d prefer to become a French resident while continuing to tell the rest of us what to think from afar. He’s another narcissistic Quisling.

Andrew Neil appears to be advertising that he illegally downloads movies. Because there's nothing like this on at any cinema.

@rankine_euan Shinnie ran the entire 2nd half & achieved more in his first 5 minutes on the pitch than the entire team in the whole of the first half. Why can we not play consistently across an entire 90 mins? That 1st half was as poor as we’ve been all season in a game that we needed to win

1st half was a pathetic and negative performance. Better 2nd half, Shinnie looked to play forward and picking up on second balls when going direct but failing to test their keeper was poor. I feel this team is disjointed and we’re not getting the best out of a decent squad.

@RichardJMurphy Very poor - and deeply disappointing - tweet from @RichardJMurphy. Surprising too. I don’t normally associate him with such bad taste.

Keir Starmer spent Christmas at Chequers, living it up in a country house. Tough decisions, eh?

@The_Young_Team He wants to play for Engerland. Let him.

Elliot Anderson is having an outstanding season - Steve Clarke should be pragmatic & attempt to cap him 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 He’s helped Nottingham Forest to 4 wins in a row & 3rd place in the EPL. Scotland lack his unique blend of grit & skill so we say get him in now. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

@NicholasTyrone Daniel Hannan should be made to read back all of his articles in public so that everyone can try to work out why he is always so inaccurate. It’s as though he’s trying to get it wrong every time.

Truly remarkable that no matter how hard basic reality refutes the “They need us more than we need them” myth, the Brexiters keep recycling it. You’d almost think they have no real positive things to say about Brexit.

@EwenDCameron The red card is a shocking decision. The ball looks in to me.

🤦🏼‍♂️Motherwell v Killie: the referee thought this was a red card 🤦🏼‍♂️Queens Park v Raith: The linesman thought the ball stayed in play and it led to the winning goal for Raith. 🤦🏼‍♂️Refs have had a nightmare week & we’ve still got a full fixture list to come Good luck everyone

@NicholasTyrone Thank goodness Brexit allowed us eliminate all that pesky EU “red tape” that protected us from contaminated food.

The latest Brexit benefit has landed.

BREAKING: Reports are growing that Trump is irate over people seeing Elon Musk as the real president. Trump would HATE it if this photo went viral.

@colinrtalbot Farage assaults my intelligence every time he speaks.

You were not an MP when this happened. Do you ever tell the truth about anything?