Fisted Colossus
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Fisted Colossus
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Theme park pintsman. Chelsea FC & Buffalo Bills


The Alton Towers app has been updated to indicate the return of staggered openings, with Galactica, Spinball Whizzer, TH13TEEN, The Curse at Alton Manor, Cuckoo Cars Driving School and The World of David Walliams all now opening at 11am as opposed to alongside the park at 10am.






The Rock’n’ Roller Coaster Starring Aerosmith closure shenanigans this evening 🎸 In a crazy turn of events, the extended queue created today. The doors were closed early at 8:58. Nobody extra was admitted after that point. The end of line sign game ensued inside the enclosure. People held to the side while waiting, people pushed to the back of the line after the line was set up. People fought to be the last. The result was the same. Chaos..


Passholders, have you ever dreamed of becoming part of Alton Towers Resort history? ✨ Now’s your chance! ✨ 📅 On 04/03/2026 at 12:30 PM, the iconic Corkscrew track will be repainted, and we’re inviting 5 groups of 4 Passholders to get involved. To be in with a chance of winning your place (4 tickets), fill out our competition form and tell us your favourite memory of being a Passholder at the Alton Towers Resort, along with a photo. Enter now 👉 🔗 merlin-annual-pass.visitlink.me/cEX_Z5 *T&Cs apply. Please see the competition form. Please note: competition winners will be subject to a Non-Disclosure Agreement and are prohibited from sharing any information or photos until further notice from the Alton Towers Resort.


Here’s Blackpool Pleasure Beach’s oldest ride: The Sir Hiram Maxim’s Flying Machines! The ride opened in August 1904, nearly 122 years ago, and still operates to this day. Reaching speeds of up to 40 mph, it was originally designed to fund Maxim’s ambitious quest to become the first person to fly a powered aircraft for a measured mile.

















