Conifer CM

#SWC $TSWCF ❌ WRAP Offer - Obsolete ❌Bookbuilds - Diminishing ❌Subscriptions - Sinking ❌ ATM - Barely functioning ❌Cash Pile - £700k; on fumes. ✅ Shareholder base making AI photos of Webley in medieval body armour. “They are doing ok”

I know we have had a rough couple of weeks on share price so the ATM hasn’t run to its full potential. We had low volume of shares traded yesterday and still raised 3/4 Million pounds in one day, when the tide turns we are going to be double OK When we start getting consistent green days, volume returns and share price appreciation we will consistently generate £10m - £20 million a day from the ATM before the year is out I’m so fucking bullish on @asjwebley @Croesus_BTC @smarterwebuk 🚂🇬🇧🇬🇧 LFG!

#SWC $TSWCF ❌ WRAP Offer - Obsolete ❌Bookbuilds - Diminishing ❌Subscriptions - Sinking ❌ ATM - Barely functioning ❌Cash Pile - £700k; on fumes. ✅ Shareholder base making AI photos of Webley in medieval body armour. “They are doing ok”

#SWC $TSWCF ❌ WRAP Offer - Obsolete ❌Bookbuilds - Diminishing ❌Subscriptions - Sinking ❌ ATM - Barely functioning ❌Cash Pile - £700k; on fumes. ✅ Shareholder base making AI photos of Webley in medieval body armour. “They are doing ok”

Hey @HenryElderBTC and @1MarkMoss you slimy piece of shits. Stop talking shit about Smarter Web 🇬🇧. You fuckers shat on Satsuma shareholders by giving PIPE investors a £0.01 buy in and the share price was trading as high as £0.14. Now it's trading at £0.03 and will continue to fall as your insiders dump on retail. I hope this trends to <1 mNAV. You keep trying to act as if SWC have only done well with retail, when they just closed a Bitcoin Convertible Bond with $2bn AuM TOBAM and have other Institutional Investors on board. Hey Mark Moss you stupid fuck, read properly about the Smarter Convert before you start publicly talking shit about it. It's intelligent leverage with zero risk to the company. Sly, dishonest and charlatan behaviour. You're not Bitcoiners, you're shitcoiners. Just dig into Henry Elder's previous work history. You may be UK-listed, but you're not a British company and your Bitcoin Treasury is run from a Singaporean subsidiary. You clearly see the UK as an opportunity and a lick but I hope us Brits can use our collective power to push Smarter Web to the top and that you are rejected by the City. We've barely started and we already have these slimy American venture capitalists acting like vultures. Look, I don't mind competition and I'm a capitalist, but I'm tired of these chancers trying to infiltrate my country. The best thing about this global Bitcoin treasury race is that we have local companies that are championed by local people who have an understanding of their country and their capital markets. Brits 🇬🇧 are with Smarter Web. We want Andrew, a British man, with a connection to the country, to be the leader of the British Bitcoin Corporate voice in the room with the politicians and regulators, not some charlatans from the US who don't give a fuck about anything except their pockets. Worst thing about all of this is that UTXO seeded this shit yet are supposed backers of Smarter Web lol.

Get ready for 7am boys and girls. This will be the fastest purchase of Bitcoin from receiving Money @smarterwebuk has ever done. @asjwebley is going turbo. I wish I could pin my own tweets Ffs. Will we over take $ALTBG? 🚂🇬🇧🇬🇧 LFG!

#SWC $TSWCF So now the big holders who recycle their capital in to each and every fundraise have to now get out, to provide said capital. Tricky spot for the reverse flywheel now. ATM is not functioning again today. A 150p raise next would likely be a success.

#SATS $SATS $SATS.L ✅ Powerful US capital pool via ParaFi Capital ✅ 9 figure funding prowess ✅ Potential for institutional involvement from day one ✅ Preference shares? #SWC $TSWCF ❌ Malfunctioning ATM ❌ Reliant on small scale ABBs ❌ Aggressive reverse flywheel ⚖️