Damien Cook

Once LFCC, Always LFCC! Club Legend 🐐 Congrats on promotion @CookDamien0358

@AnonymousccUTF North Yorkshire is wonderful ❤️

@Artemisfornow What the fuck 🤣🤣🤣🤣 get in the sea

COUNCIL TAX - oh dear. Southampton council, only just avoided bankruptcy with £640 MILLION in debt! Raised your council tax by 5% and still have time to play make believe for the non human residents. Did you know you were funding this? 🤡

@UKLabour This is just so hard to believe, it looks like arse

EXPLAINED: Here’s what Labour’s new EU deal means for you.

@MartienBall Every manager said this since Fergie and spent fucking millions. Another fraud in a long line of frauds

This is why I love Amorim. The first manager to openly put pressure on the board. Bring in good players or I’m not wasting my time. Now, it’s up to INEOS.

@ManUtd @adidasfootball Scott mctominay

Voting is now open for our Sir Matt Busby Player of the Year award 🏆 Have your say below 👇 #MUFC || @adidasFootball

@jomason90 @SkyBet Diligent resdev looks a great price

At Musselburgh today with 4 rides. Good luck to connections 🤞🏻 @SkyBet #fingerscrossed

It’s the job of us all to keep fake patriots out. Reject Reform.

@AngelaRayner It’s actually unbelievable how you are trying to spin this as some sort of victory, when everyone is waking up today with considerably less money that yesterday

Today we are giving more than three million workers a pay rise.
  
We said we would Make Work Pay and improve living standards across the country, and we are doing exactly that.
  
More money into people's pockets and into the economy - supporting workers and business alike.

@NoContextCounty Head down nothing silly

@TheBarmyArmy 05 ashes as a fresh faced young buck. Dabbled a bit before but never to the point of sitting up all night watching us get pumped every time we go over to aus now

When did you fall in love with cricket?

@Lea_EFC Fantastic. EGG ON FACE

Liverpool need a goal and they bring on Darwin fu**ing Nunez 😂😂😂😂😂 Have they not seen him play 👀😂

@WisdenCricket They’re just well off the standard of the Aussies. They don’t look fit enough, and let’s be honest, it’s not the most athletic sport. Poor all round in the field and poor application with the bat and ball.

Do England really need to be 'braver' to avoid Ashes defeat? #WomensAshes READ ⬇️ wisden.com/series/austral…

@_BillyWaters @FCHTOnline Gutted we couldn’t get him on some sort of permanent deal or extend his loan. All the best Billy, you’ll be missed

Thank you for everything💙Loved every moment of being back @FCHTOnline

@YouFuckingIdio9 If they’ve got a dodgy box in there I’m getting a stool for lunchtime kick off and getting booted out at last orders. Looks a top boozer 🍻

Whoop.

@RachelReevesMP You have already turned it round….

Today's GDP figures are disappointing. However, I'm determined to turn the economy around so it works for working people once again. That's why we are building 1.5 million homes, creating the National Wealth Fund and reforming our pensions market to make Britain better off.

@petercrouch Do you have normal sized doors in your house?

Right Chris is away and sids and I will be recording a podcast today. Ask us anything and you could be featured in the recording today Most questions welcome Mostly football related pls I think I’ve answered how did you pull your Mrs as well so maybe not that one

@englandcricket Dreadful fielding

141 to defend, come on England! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 A spot in the semi-finals up for grabs. Follow every ball live in the match centre 👉ms.spr.ly/6015mfbz3

@Keir_Starmer 😂😂😂 wow. I can’t believe you’ve just come out and lied through your teeth like this

100 days.

@TheRealPCB @SaimAyub7 @shani_official Absolutely embarrassing from your lads, can’t believe you’ve dragged us out here for this

Pakistan are 23-1 at the tea break with @SaimAyub7 and @shani_official on the crease. #PAKvENG | #TestAtHome