Cook Suck

hey i skimmed your tweet and saw some words i recognize. anyway here's my opinion on what i imagine you said

@jedro_ Hahahahahah

Last night at the pub I raised the question - who is worse? Thirsty Merc or Jet? There was lot of discussion. Please continue 🧵

while I’d technically, and by a very slim margin, prefer to watch Jet live, they are also by far the more terrible band

@TotoAlbanese There’s still time to delete this account and simply pretend it didn’t exist. No one will ever speak of it again. There’s still time please for the love of fucking Christ

Dad brought me along to a furry busy playdate over the weekend! 🐶 It was great to make some new doggy and hooman pals! 💕🐾

Please god no

BREAKING: Worst Person You Know Is Becoming A Social Worker

@rachsyme Lychees

ALBO! He’s good stuff isn’t he. Decent man. I like that. Bit of decency. Bit of a pisshead but he’s been working on it. That’s good. Not everything in life is about money/power. It’s really that simple

@adamzwar I know which one I’m selling a no doz to for $30

go to the service station you fucking cargo pant class traitors, stop gentrifying the pie

gourmet pies are for fucking losers. the official snack of centrists

Sometimes ur down on australia and other times you see a bloke say "g'day mate" to a cat

@figgled @smh What about d:~]

I’m in @smh singing the praises of something underrated and truly wonderful :) smh.com.au/culture/art-an…

those three little words she wants to hear