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fantasy football is - at its most emotionally healthy - an exercise in accepting your lack of control over almost everything
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Cooper Adams
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Cooper Adams
@CoopsFB
I tweet about football in my free time. Luke 15. WR appreciater, @Chiefs supporter, @nfl_data_py creator
KCMO, USA เข้าร่วม Aralık 2019
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my plan to just not change the clock for half a year succeeds again, much to the dismay of my haters
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@SamMonsonNFL i don’t like this framing. the measure is objective. if he’s got something in his start that triggers the laser before the scouts click then it shouldn’t be part of his start, it’s not like this is a failure of the equipment
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I'm just kinda interested in how big the margin of error is even when you theoretically make these things 'objective' with technology etc.
Almost every data point you THINK is objective...isn't.
Max Toscano@maxtoscano1
@SamMonsonNFL This is why I don’t get hung up on this stuff outside of the bottom level extremes like if he ran a 4.68. Speed in isolation doesn’t make you good and it only matters if you’re truly *too* slow. We’ve lost the plot when agents panic into PR mode over a couple tenths
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it would be very easy to make an ass out of this guy and the guy from season 1 for reasonable funny content and i think it’s genuinely admirable that that’s not what they’re trying to do at all
DiscussingFilm@DiscussingFilm
The first trailer for ‘JURY DUTY’ Season 2 has been released. This season follows employees on a company retreat except the business isn’t real & all the employees are actors except for one man. Releasing March 20 on Prime Video.
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so by the rules of the olympics canada is just the 51st state now right
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@CoopsFB yes true gold ranking>>>, but also the irony that literally none of these are participation trophies
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ordering by total medal count participation trophy culture really has gone too far
ESPN@espn
A look at the medal table with just six days of competition remaining in the Winter Olympics 👀
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@JakobSanderson @ElNostraThomas hell yeah brother, extremely well deserved. has been a joy to watch you succeed
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Some news🧵
This hobby started as a podcast to keep talking to @ElNostraThomas after moving away. It has become a Substack, a community, and now: a career
Thanks to this community, today is my last day as a practicing lawyer and my first going full time in fantasy football
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I never understood why it’s not allowed to kill every civilian in a war, if I started a war I’d happily commit genocide.
you’d literally destroy the enemy FOREVER with no chance of gorilla warfare / recovery
Minga@KillaMinga
US soldiers set fire to a random family home in Vietnam.
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(i think wanting to make bill wait a year for induction bc the league officially named him a cheater cheater pumpkin eater is fine)
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i don’t know how to else to say it than that jesus would have been trying to help that woman up and protect her too
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Cooper Adams รีทวีตแล้ว
I truly implore folks not to argue with “people” on this app about important events.
You’re going to drown in a sea of bots, paid foreign accounts cosplaying as Americans, and truly the worst of our citizenry.
Talk to real human beings in real life.
You’ll feel better.
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Cooper Adams รีทวีตแล้ว
Alex Pretti, the man killed by federal agents today in Minneapolis. appears to have been a registered nurse, an athlete, a son and a brother, with ties to Colorado and Wisconsin.
Here is a photo he used for several accounts.
Kyle Potter@kpottermn
The @StarTribune has identified the man shot and killed by ICE agents Saturday as Alex Jeffrey Pretti, a 37-year-old Minneapolis resident and American citizen. Police Chief Brian O’Hara has confirmed he had a legal permit to carry. startribune.com/ice-raids-minn…
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not in my fucking country dog
Austin MacNamara@gremloe
"...approached US Border Patrol officers with a 9 mm semi-automatic handgun, seen here." This is the victim, holding a phone in his right hand before CBP assaults and murders him. They're lying to you, spitting in the eye of everyone who can see.
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Cooper Adams รีทวีตแล้ว
"...approached US Border Patrol officers with a 9 mm semi-automatic handgun, seen here."
This is the victim, holding a phone in his right hand before CBP assaults and murders him.
They're lying to you, spitting in the eye of everyone who can see.
Homeland Security@DHSgov
At 9:05 AM CT, as DHS law enforcement officers were conducting a targeted operation in Minneapolis against an illegal alien wanted for violent assault, an individual approached US Border Patrol officers with a 9 mm semi-automatic handgun, seen here. The officers attempted to disarm the suspect but the armed suspect violently resisted. More details on the armed struggle are forthcoming. Fearing for his life and the lives and safety of fellow officers, an agent fired defensive shots. Medics on scene immediately delivered medical aid to the subject but was pronounced dead at the scene. The suspect also had 2 magazines and no ID—this looks like a situation where an individual wanted to do maximum damage and massacre law enforcement. About 200 rioters arrived at the scene and began to obstruct and assault law enforcement on the scene, crowd control measures were deployed for the safety of the public and law enforcement. This situation is evolving, and more information is forthcoming.
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if you got a gofundme or community fund or something please share i’m trying to do some spite donating
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“they were scared for their life” idk man maybe we shouldn’t give little bitches the authority to kill people everytime they get a little spook
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ice so tough they only need 6 guys to subdue one man and shoot him on the ground. bunch of fucking pussies with an authority fetish, if you told conservatives federal agents would be running around their state shooting gun owners 10 years ago they’d have shit their pants.
philip lewis@Phil_Lewis_
A man was wrestled to the ground and shot multiple times by federal agents in Minneapolis huffpost.com/entry/video-sh…
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not really like you can go force a bunch of already successful coaches to fill this out and look for patterns
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*if* we accept that this process improves their odds of finding the right guy then don’t think it’s unreasonable to think that offsets losing guys with the cachet to withdraw. genuinely no idea if it does though.
SleeperNFL@SleeperNFL
The Browns are reportedly a “data-driven operation” and are requiring head coaching candidates to complete questionnaires, a multi-part essay, a personality test, and additional homework, per @TomPelissero Mike McDaniel and Jesse Minter both withdrew from consideration.
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