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The goal is and should be (until achieved) to electrify the world. Electricity is a human right.

@teodorio 😂

The people on the International Space Stations must surely have quite a lot of sex: physically fit people stranded at 400km from earth for months at a time in close living quarters. Obviously NASA has some sort of omerta about it. How do you even have sex in there?

@realstewpeters Interesting take. Why do they look the same? 👀

Here’s what Americans don’t understand: The Iranian people AREN’T Arabs, they’re PERSIANS. Arabs are Semitic people, Persians are ARYANS. Iranians speak Farsi, an Indo-European language, NOT Arabic. These aren’t the “low-IQ sand-people” Americans were taught to hate.

@officer_Lew @LASHYBILLS Good work

WOW🚨: Snake hunter in the Florida Everglades just found TWO massive Burmese python nests right next to each other… with a combined total of 120 eggs 🤯 Invasive species are absolutely out of control down there. 🎥: @LASHYBILLS

@Raindropsmedia1 This is why you have to do psychological evaluations on them and not have sex on the first date or have bad sex intentionally. Damn

Man says he doesn’t know how to deal with his lunatic ex-girlfriend. 👀😳

@Toluwase_x Group thinking 😂

Look at the number of women following Chris Brown after his party… like they’ve seen Jesus 😂🤣🤣

@ced_jayy Cause they are white 😂

Italian gangsters don’t get a negative rep how black “gangsters” do… it’s actually glamorized

Former Division I athlete Victor Glover is the pilot for NASA's Artemis II mission to the moon 😲 The ultimate team sport 🚀

@HustleBitch_ They know their clients 😂

🚨 PEOPLE ARE JUST NOW FINDING OUT ACE HARDWARE HAS HIDDEN BARS AND FULL LIQUOR AISLES — LADIES NIGHT IS HAPPENING… AND THE INTERNET IS LOSING IT People are walking into Ace Hardware expecting tools… and finding full liquor sections instead. Not a few bottles. Entire aisles: • Vodka • Tequila • Whiskey • Wine and craft beer But that’s just the surface. Some locations are built with full “beer garden” setups inside or tucked behind the store. • Draft beer on tap • Patio seating • Live music and food trucks • Events like trivia nights… and yes, Ladies Night One concept even being used is called “Bolts & Brews” literally built around the idea of grabbing a drink while you shop. So what’s actually happening? Ace Hardware is a co-op, meaning stores are independently owned, so some owners are quietly turning their locations into hybrid spaces: part hardware store, part bar, part social hangout. And most people had no idea it was already happening. You can walk in for a $2 screw… and end up staying for drinks. When did this become a normal sentence? “Let’s grab drinks at Ace Hardware.”

@KeenanPeachy Proof?

The reason the United States had to basically quit its incredible, iconic moon program and spend the next 40 years futzing around on a vestigial "ISS" doing high school-level science experiments is because the government had to come up with massive budget cuts to fund the mass importation and cradle-to-grave benefits of ~50 million noncitizens.

@RightPulseNewss Cool

🚨BREAKING: Governor of New York Kathy Hochul announces that the state will EXPAND "Childcare" spending in the state to $4,500,000,000 BILLION. "NY childcare spending for this year will be expanded to $4.5 billion." What's your response to this......??👀 MAKE THIS GO VIRAL ON 𝕏. LET’S GO 👏

Encouraging people to have more kids

American Taxes Are OUT OF CONTROL American Business Owner exposes how much she pays just in payroll taxes “It's just a tax that I pay to pay you guys, if that makes sense” “$272,000 to the US government just to pay people, that you will also pay your taxes on as well. And then when you go to buy something, you'll also be taxed on the item that you are purchasing.” “Payroll taxes to just be able to pay you guys”

@_SFTahoe Gold color is tacky

Don’t be like Ford. Ford could’ve licensed Tesla’s FSD… but instead poured everything into their “Tesla Killer” EV. Spoiler Alert: It still won’t have self-driving - and won’t start production until 2027. Tesla didn’t stand still. Tesla’s sleek Gold CyberCab — fully autonomous, no steering wheel, no pedals — starts mass production this month. It’ll drive you while you sleep, eat, or work. Hey Ford… the future is coming at you FAST. Before you put thousands out of work, you still have a chance: license Tesla’s FSD. It’s a time-honored tradition: If you can’t beat them, join them.

@allenanalysis Ai is scary to fight

🚨Rubio just explained why America attacked Iran. The goal was never to stop an active nuclear program. The goal was to destroy Iran’s conventional missiles and drones — their “shield” — so that if Iran ever pursued nuclear weapons in the future, America could stop them. A preemptive war against a future hypothetical. Joe Kent confirmed: 18 intelligence agencies said Iran had no nuclear weapons program. Gabbard couldn’t say under oath they were weeks away. Rubio just confirmed it — the nuclear threat was potential, not present. 14 Americans dead. $21 billion spent. 175 schoolgirls killed. The Strait closed. Iran’s missile stockpile still 67% intact. They started a war today for a threat they imagined tomorrow.

🚨 Do you understand what Trump was just briefed on.. fly excavation equipment into Iran.. build a runway on their soil.. airlift out 1,000 pounds of enriched uranium.. a heist.. inside a country they're at war with.. Iran has spent 20 years enriching uranium for one reason.. it's the card that makes every other card irrelevant.. the thing that makes any country think twice before pushing too hard.. their insurance policy against being wiped out.. if the US pulls this off.. that insurance policy walks out the door on an American plane.. and suddenly today makes a lot more sense.. why did Iran's president write an open letter to the American people tonight.. why did the ceasefire offer appear out of nowhere.. why did they say "confrontation is more costly and futile than ever before".. because they already knew what was being planned.. the last time the world watched a military operation this audacious was Entebbe.. 1976.. Israeli commandos flew to Uganda.. landed on a hostile runway.. and flew home with the hostages.. the world called it impossible.. the world called Entebbe impossible too.. right up until the planes landed back in Israel.

Today showed me why they’ll never give Elon Musk his public recognition. They’ll never call him a pioneer, but he will outlast them all and be bigger than Rockefeller, even with the robots and AI he pioneered. History will remember him as the mystery man.

@ReallyAmerican1 Is this the Trump derangement Syndrome (TDS) or the Trump memory loss syndrome (TMLS)? 😂 He’s futuristic but greedy

BREAKING: Televangelist Paula White compares Trump to Jesus because they were both “betrayed and arrested and falsely accused.” This person is employed by the White House.

He’s right because the richest in the world can’t date 10s unless they’re escorts

JUST IN: Beneath the mountains of Isfahan, the IRGC built a subway system for ballistic missiles. Tunnels carved into granite half a kilometre deep, reinforced with North Korean engineering and Chinese technical assistance, connecting cavernous assembly halls where solid-fuel motors are manufactured, warheads are integrated, and complete missiles roll off production lines onto automated high-speed electric rails. The trains carry transporter-erector-launchers through underground corridors to one of several blast-door exits. The TEL surfaces through a pop-up door, fires, and retreats underground before the satellite that spotted it can relay coordinates to the bomber that would strike it. The system was designed for exactly this scenario. It was designed to survive America. On March 31, bunker-buster bombs hit the Baharestan complex. Ten heavy GPS-guided munitions struck surface entrances, propellant storage facilities, and assembly infrastructure. The secondary explosions were visible from space. Stored missiles, thousands of tons of propellant, and fuel ignited in a chain reaction that lit up the Isfahan night for hours. Iranian state media acknowledged the site was hit and claimed “no strategic impact,” which is the phrase a regime uses when the strategic impact requires a classified briefing rather than a press conference. The damage is real but bounded. Pre-strike, Baharestan produced hundreds of solid-fuel motors, thousands of tons of propellant, and dozens of complete missiles per year. Post-strike estimates put short-term capacity at 40 to 60 percent, with full recovery requiring 12 to 24 months. The surface infrastructure was destroyed. The entrances were collapsed. The propellant lines that feed the assembly halls were severed. But the tunnels themselves, half a kilometre beneath the mountain, and the rail network that runs through them, remain largely intact. The subway still works. The trains still run. The blast doors still open. And the network is not one city. Isfahan is the production hub. Tabriz in the northwest stores and launches long-range variants. Kermanshah near the Iraqi border operates interconnected tunnels for solid-fuel launchers. Shiraz in the south handles cruise missiles and logistics. Khorramabad maintains silos and underground launch capability. The strikes degraded one node. The system has five. Iran’s missile infrastructure was designed as a distributed network for the same reason the internet was: so that destroying one node does not destroy the function. Iranian launch activity has dropped to its lowest level since the war began. The command coordination that selects targets and sequences barrages was disrupted when the Aerospace Forces headquarters in western Tehran took ten bombs overnight. The production line that replenishes spent missiles was cut by 40 to 60 percent when Baharestan burned. The air campaign is working by every metric the Pentagon measures. But the metric the Pentagon does not measure is the one that matters. The strait is still closed. The helium is still boiling. The fertiliser is still not shipping. The 3,000 vessels are still stranded. The bombs have five-metre accuracy and the crisis has a five-year repair timeline. Precision won the air war. Duration is winning the molecular war. And the molecular war determines whether the chips that guided the bombs to Isfahan will have helium to cool them next quarter. The missile subway survives because it was built for this war. The molecular crisis deepens because nobody built anything for that one. And that one is the war that ends the world the missiles were built to defend. open.substack.com/pub/shanakaans…

BREAKING: 🇺🇸 ARTEMIS II mission has officially launched and is on course for its mission around the Moon The 4 astronauts will travel 400,000 km from Earth, which would be the farthest any human has ever gone in all of humanity.