Credem Banca

@VictorKvert2008 That's us! The most stable bank in Italy, one of the most stable in Europe. As for cheese, if you're interested, we also offer revolving collateral, leaving wheels of Grana Padano in customers' vaults and tracking them with blockchain technology. en.ilsole24ore.com/art/ecco-come-…

In Northern Italy, Credito Emiliano treats cheese like gold The bank currently holds 430,000 wheels of Parmesan worth about $200 million Real Parmesan takes two to three years to get ready This leaves farmers with millions of dollars in premature products they can’t sell, while still needing to pay for cows, bills, and workers By using young cheese as security for a loan, farmers get cash immediately The bank provides up to 80% of the value upfront so these businesses stay running While the loan is active, the cheese stays in high tech vaults where experts look after it If a farmer can't pay, the bank simply sells the aged cheese for a profit

@Bitcoin_Teddy That's us! The most stable bank in Italy, one of the most stable in Europe. As for cheese, if you're interested, we also offer revolving collateral, leaving wheels of Grana Padano in customers' vaults and tracking them with blockchain technology. en.ilsole24ore.com/art/ecco-come-…

This $200M bank is backed by Parmesan Cheese and is lending people money for cheese In Northern Italy, Credito Emiliano treats cheese like gold The bank currently holds 430,000 wheels of Parmesan worth about $200 million Real Parmesan takes two to three years to get ready This leaves farmers with millions of dollars in premature products they can’t sell, while still needing to pay for cows, bills, and workers By using young cheese as security for a loan, farmers get cash immediately The bank provides up to 80% of the value upfront so these businesses stay running While the loan is active, the cheese stays in high tech vaults where experts look after it If a farmer can't pay, the bank simply sells the aged cheese for a profit

@chillforge1 That's us! The most stable bank in Italy, one of the most stable in Europe. As for cheese, if you're interested, we also offer revolving collateral, leaving wheels of Grana Padano in customers' vaults and tracking them with blockchain technology. en.ilsole24ore.com/art/ecco-come-…

High Stakes Cheese Banking POV: You're sprinkling cheese over your pasta oblivious that it’s basically collateral for an Italian bank. 😭 Credito Emiliano out here accepting 80-lb wheels of Parmigiano-Reggiano as loan security since 1953. They store 430,000 of them in vaults worth $200M. Meanwhile I'm using what might be future bank assets on pasta. 🧀🍝

@0xweb3wizard That's us! The most stable bank in Italy, one of the most stable in Europe. As for cheese, if you're interested, we also offer revolving collateral, leaving wheels of Grana Padano in customers' vaults and tracking them with blockchain technology. en.ilsole24ore.com/art/ecco-come-…

This $200M bank is backed by Parmesan Cheese and is lending people money for cheese In Northern Italy, Credito Emiliano treats cheese like gold The bank currently holds 430,000 wheels of Parmesan worth about $200 million Real Parmesan takes two to three years to get ready This leaves farmers with millions of dollars in premature products they can’t sell, while still needing to pay for cows, bills, and workers By using young cheese as security for a loan, farmers get cash immediately The bank provides up to 80% of the value upfront so these businesses stay running While the loan is active, the cheese stays in high tech vaults where experts look after it If a farmer can't pay, the bank simply sells the aged cheese for a profit

@saylordocs That's us! The most stable bank in Italy, one of the most stable in Europe. As for cheese, if you're interested, we also offer revolving collateral, leaving wheels of Grana Padano in customers' vaults and tracking them with blockchain technology. en.ilsole24ore.com/art/ecco-come-…

A $200 million bank in Northern Italy is backed by Parmesan cheese. Credito Emiliano holds around 430,000 wheels of Parmesan worth roughly $200 million — treating it like gold. Because real Parmesan takes two to three years to age, farmers are left sitting on valuable inventory they can’t yet sell while still needing cash to run their businesses. So the bank lends against the young cheese, providing up to 80% of its value upfront. The wheels are stored in secure vaults during the loan period. If a farmer defaults, the bank simply sells the fully aged cheese.

Nuovi incarichi nei ruoli apicali del gruppo @Credem: ecco tutte le nomine 24emilia.com/nuovi-incarich… 24emilia.com/nuovi-incarich…

@DrJamal11 نحن! البنك الأكثر استقرارًا في إيطاليا، وأحد أكثر البنوك استقرارًا في أوروبا. أما بالنسبة للجبن، إذا كنت مهتمًا، فنحن نقوم أيضًا بضمانات متجددة عن طريق ترك قوالب جبن جرانا بادانو في مستودعات العملاء وتتبعها باستخدام تقنية البلوك تشين. corriere.it/economia/consu…

🧀💰 أغرب بنك في أوروبا… رأس ماله جبن! في شمال إيطاليا، بنك Credito Emiliano يعامل جبن البارميزان كأنه ذهب — حرفيًا. 🔒 ماذا يفعل البنك؟ •يحتفظ بـ 430 ألف قرص جبن بارميزان •بقيمة تقارب 200 مليون دولار •داخل مخازن عالية التقنية تشبه الخزائن البنكية ⏳ المشكلة: جبن البارميزان الحقيقي يحتاج 2–3 سنوات لينضج خلال هذه الفترة: •المزارعون لا يستطيعون البيع •لكن عليهم دفع رواتب، أعلاف، فواتير، وتشغيل المزارع 🐄💸 💡 الحل العبقري: •البنك يقبل الجبن غير الناضج كضمان •يمنح المزارع حتى 80% من قيمته نقدًا فورًا •الجبن يبقى في خزائن مراقَبة من خبراء 📈 وإذا لم يُسدَّد القرض؟ •لا محاكم •لا مشاكل •البنك يبيع الجبن بعد نضوجه… وغالبًا بربح 📌 في إيطاليا: 🧀 الجبن أصل مالي 🏦 النضج = فائدة ⏱️ الوقت = قيمة هذا ليس اقتصادًا تقليديًا… هذا اقتصاد إيطالي بنكهة بارميزان 🇮🇹✨

@gundemio İşte biziz! İtalya'nın en istikrarlı bankası. Peynir konusunda ise, ilgileniyorsanız, döner teminat da sunuyoruz. Grana Padano peynirlerini müşterilerimizin kasalarında saklıyor ve blok zinciri teknolojisiyle takip ediyoruz. corriere.it/economia/consu…

İtalya'da 430 bin parmesan tekeri ve 200 milyon dolarlık değeriyle Credito Emiliano bankasının peynir deposu.

@tutueme @thechosenberg That's us! The most stable bank in Italy, one of the most stable in Europe. As for cheese, if you're interested, we also offer revolving collateral, leaving wheels of Grana Padano in customers' vaults and tracking them with blockchain technology. corriere.it/economia/consu…

Since 1953 Credito Emiliano has specialized in giving loans to Parmigiano-Reggiano makers. The cheese ages for 1 to 3 years, and the producers need more cash to start a new batch each year. The bank stores the cheese and looks after it properly in climate-controlled vaults. If the loan is not paid, the bank sells the cheese.

There’s always money in the cheese wheel

@Schizointel @UD_engr88 That's us! The most stable bank in Italy, one of the most stable in Europe. As for cheese, if you're interested, we also offer revolving collateral, leaving wheels of Grana Padano in customers' vaults and tracking them with blockchain technology. corriere.it/economia/consu…

@UD_engr88 The Vermont Copper is backed by Cabot cheddar cheese securities with the strategic cheese cave. Just like Credito Emiliano has Parmigiano-Reggiano securities.

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@bloodbatmcgrath That's us! The most stable bank in Italy, one of the most stable in Europe. As for cheese, if you're interested, we also offer revolving collateral, leaving wheels of Grana Padano in customers' vaults and tracking them with blockchain technology. corriere.it/economia/consu…

Credito Emiliano has received widespread publicity from major organizations such as Forbes, because they hold wheels of Parmigiano Reggiano cheese as collateral for debt, as opposed to holding assets such as gold. facebook.com/watch/?v=16755…

@comradenyan ¡Esos somos nosotros! El banco más estable de Italia. En cuanto al queso, si le interesa, también ofrecemos garantías renovables, dejando ruedas de Grana Padano en las cajas fuertes de los clientes y realizando un seguimiento de ellas con tecnología blockchain.

Sólo es credito Emiliano y honestamente con lo que vale el parmesano es más que razonable

@scruta_vendetta Ciao @scruta_vendetta, ci piacerebbe poter parlare con te di quanto accaduto. Se ti va, scrivici in privato, per tutelare la tua privacy, i tuoi dati (nome, cognome e data di nascita) ed un recapito cellulare. Siamo qui per ascoltarti. Buona giornata, Ilaria // Credem Banca

Oggi mi sono recato ad una filiale @credem per un prelievo. Simpaticamente era chiusa alle ore 12:30 e ancora più simpaticamente non era possibile prelevare dal bancomat! Tenete in casa i contanti, il cash è libertà!

🤝 L’istituto bancario @Credem rafforza la partnership Google Cloud integrando @GoogleWorkspace con #Gemini, così da migliorare l’efficienza dei servizi bancari e permettere al team di concentrarsi su ciò che genera valore per il cliente. Scopri di più → goo.gle/4qV4Tej

@TMandrikova Це ми! Ми з Реджо-Емілії і є найстабільнішим банком в Європі. Що стосується сиру, якщо вам цікаво, ми також ведемо бізнес, залишаючи головки сиру Грана Падано на депозитах клієнтів і відстежуючи їх за допомогою блокчейну. corriere.it/economia/consu…

Це не жарт - це частина справжньої "сирної економіки" Італії!

Parma, Італія 🇮🇹 ⠀ 🧀 У місті Парма є банк, який приймає… сир як заставу! У Credito Emiliano фермери отримують кредити, залишаючи голови сиру Parmigiano Reggiano. Їх зберігають у спеціальному сховищі - з охороною та ідеальним мікрокліматом. ⠀

@keharyapatihan Itulah kami! Bank paling stabil di Eropa. Mengenai keju, jika Anda tertarik, kami juga melakukan bisnis dengan menempatkan roda keju Grana Padano di deposito pelanggan dan melacaknya menggunakan blockchain. corriere.it/economia/consu…

Ga cuma uang kertas fisik, yang disebut "uang" itu bentuknya banyak: - Di Romawi kuno, garam pun bisa dijadiin uang (konon kata gaji (salary) diambil dari kata salt (garam)) - Di beberapa bank di Italia, contohnya Credito Emiliano, keju berbentuk roda Parmigiano-Reggiano bisa dijadikan agunan di bank karena punya daya tahan yang lama dan nilainya dipercaya orang di pasar - Bahkan sampe abad ke-20 penduduk Pulau Yap di Samudera Pasifik make batu besar Rai Stone sebagai alat pembayaran Jadi uang itu bebas apapun bentuknya, yang penting orang percaya kalo itu bisa jadi alat pembayaran

Apa itu uang? Kita sering tau definisi uang dari buku sekolahan: sesuatu yang berfungsi sebagai 1) alat tukar 2) satuan hitung, dan 3) penyimpan nilai Itu benar, tapi kalo cuma berhenti di situ, kita bakal lupa makna uang yang lebih mendasar, yaitu KEPERCAYAAN A thread🧵

@notrickflair @Fact @grok That's us! The most stable bank in Europe. Regarding cheese, in case you are interested, we also do business by leaving Grana Padano cheese wheels in customer deposits and tracking them with blockchain. corriere.it/economia/consu…

@Fact @grok is this true

Cheese can be stored at the bank in Italy as collateral. The producers of Parmesan cheese can store their product in bank vaults at a cheese bank called Credito Emiliano as part of their banking scheme that accepts the expensive cheese as collateral for loans.

@JamesTate121 That's us! The most stable bank in Europe. Regarding cheese, in case you are interested, we also do business by leaving Grana Padano cheese wheels in customer deposits and tracking them with blockchain. corriere.it/economia/consu…

In Italy, banks aren't just safeguarding cash—they're aging wheels of Parmigiano-Reggiano cheese! In the Emilia-Romagna region, Credito Emiliano (known as Credem) has offered loans to cheese producers since the 1950s, using the golden wheels as security. Each 80-pound wheel, valued at hundreds of euros, matures in secure, climate-controlled vaults for up to 36 months, boosting its worth over time. If a loan defaults, the bank sells the cheese to recover funds. This quirky system supports local dairy farmers by providing quick cash without selling young wheels prematurely, while letting the cheese "earn interest" through aging. Credem's warehouses hold hundreds of thousands of wheels—worth millions—turning dairy dreams into financial reality. It's a delicious blend of tradition and banking smarts! Ever heard of food as collateral? What's the weirdest asset you'd pledge?

@paoloforneris Ciao @paoloforneris, la sezione mostrata serve per l'Internet Banking. Quella per la Banca Telefonica la trovi in Sicurezza -> Accesso Password Banca Telefonica. Ricorda: deve essere composta da soli numeri e serve solo per contattare il Numero Verde. Ilaria // Credem Banca.

ehi @credem che efficienza! occorre creare una psw nuova SOLO numerica? niente di più facile, vai sul sito ed immetti la nuova psw SOLO numerica! sito dove immettere la nuova psw SOLO numerica:

@paoloforneris Ciao @paoloforneris si è trattato di un rallentamento temporaneo che ha impattato i diversi canali di assistenza. Ci scusiamo per il disagio e ti informiamo che i canali sono stati correttamente ripristinati. Buona giornata, Ilaria // Credem Banca.

ehi @credem oggi proprio non si può lavorare sul sito nè nè si riesce a contattare l'assistenza... efficenza TOP! complimenti!