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@DfinityToday @LiquidiumFi @AcreBTC Are you paying the yield back in btc?

You can lock in a massive ~10.9% net spread using @LiquidiumFi's ultra-low borrowing costs. 1️⃣ Borrow BTC on Liquidium: ~0.10% cost 2️⃣ Deposit into @AcreBTC Vaults: ~11.00% yield ⚖️ Net Profit Spread: ~10.9% $ICP Chain Fusion secures the collateral natively, letting you farm the yield without giving up your keys to a centralized custodian.

@AirdropGlideApp So where does it leave tokens like $INJ ?

I'd love to see what Cosmos Labs/ICF have actually been up to over the last year. The entire ecosystem is shutting down around them, and yet nothing has been unveiled. Still no tokenomics update, despite this being mentioned in 2025! Still no expansion of Eureka bridge. Still nothing to Solana. Still nothing to any L2s. Still no native stablecoins. No USDT0. USDT on a dead chain, and USDC on a chain that's leaving imminently. No native money markets, despite Mars and UX closing down. No native Dex, and no interest in acquiring Osmosis. Osmosis is likely to close given a No vote. Atom WILL go to zero if the entire ecosystem dies.

@OliLondonTV I still have no idea who this is

Actress Laura Benanti says she’s shocked that not a single person recognized her on a plane. “Not a single one of them recognized me and I could not tolerate that obviously.”

@Abzziee1 @TheNorfolkLion No you

@Cryptodogger1 @TheNorfolkLion Mate just stfu. Complaining about people doing their shopping. Get a life 🤦🏻‍♂️

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@Abzziee1 @TheNorfolkLion There're emptying the shelves. There're creating a trend, if it carries on all it does is encourage the supermarkets to get even more stock next year thus putting more pressure on the hard working, already struggling farmers.

@Cryptodogger1 @TheNorfolkLion They are buying it not taking it for free. Plus there’s plenty there so whats the issue..these are fresh produce which supermarkets end up throwing away in tons if not sold every week

@Abzziee1 @TheNorfolkLion It's just an act of pure greed and selfishness. There's no other reason to do this. Even charities wouldn't behave like this to stock up to feed the poor.

@Cryptodogger1 @TheNorfolkLion And what? Why is that an issue to you?

@PaulieM80 There's also people who don't believe in flat earth or moon landing, so are they half retard or half clued up?

Moon landing deniers and Flat Earthers are the thickest people on the globe

@CheekyCrypto I've gone heavy on carrots, potatoes and parsnips

Do you have a bigger stake in #ADA or #SOL?

@Eunicedwong Carrots, potatoes and parsnips

what are we buying ???

@simonmaechling That comment has just proved how idiotic you are. Scientist's views clash against each other all the time.

All joking aside…It’s insane how people trust idiots over scientists. I can’t be the only one who feels this?

@benonwine This isn't little Britain

Little Britain was definitely WAY ahead of their time. Comedy that became Reality! 🤭🤔

@LukeEdwardsTele April fools was yesterday, stop milking it

Keir Starmer is quietly turning into quite an impressive PM for an international global crisis. Calm, astute and strong when he needs to be. Not that he’ll get any praise for it in the media or on here of course, but he has shown real leadership in an extremely challenging situation.

@AltcoinDaily Probably $VET it's still busy and active every day and under 1 cent

Which altcoin under $1 has the most potential?

@MrEncouragement @GrumpyOldGit5 @BOSSportsGordo It takes YOU 4x as long coz you can't drive

@GrumpyOldGit5 @BOSSportsGordo Then why does it take four times and long and block traffic for you to back in? The proof isn't how easy you think it is, the proof is in the time it takes you to do it, and we are tired of waiting on you.

Serious question for people who back into parking spaces - what’s the point?

@MrEncouragement @BOSSportsGordo That is the stupidest thing I've heard all day and it's April the 1st. The vehicle is more manoevreable in reverse, that's why you're taught to reverse park, and parallel park in reverse

It's a "look at me, I'm cool and too bad you have to wait on me" thing. It's selfishness. It's definitely not smart driving. When your car moves forward, the steering wheels are up front, and they make a greater change to the direction of the car. Forward always = more control, by design. Pulling into a small spot, you want more control. When your car move backward, the steering wheels are in the rear, and they make a much smaller change to the direction of the car. Backward always = less control, by design. (This is why it takes a person four times as long to back into a space as it does to pull in forward.) Pulling into a larger space, you need less control. So pull in forward into a small space where you have more control and back out into the larger space where you have more room and less control. This is the only sensible option.

@BOSSportsGordo So women can say they can park a car.

@NoContextBrits Was that beevo? Could've just swallowed it at the counter

Been laughing at this for 10 minutes.

@benonwine Those desserts in the background

What would you remove?

@klara_sjo Not some, most

Just learned some British people pronounce adidas as addy-dass